/heem/ - H8rs In Shambles Edition

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I really don't respect Schaub after seeing him on that Golden Globes red carpet shit.

Faggot tier sell out.

>Prime Schaub would heem Nga-

>two chinless bums

Who is your favourite female fighter?

Baki
Kengan Ashura
All rounder meguru

>Kengan Ashura
thanks for the rec fellow weeb

Teppu is pretty great if you haven't read it already

Does it have a female protagonist? If so, then dropped

Teppu is a male(girl) protagonist tbqh

I'll pass

threadly heeminder that Conor McGregor wrestlefucked Holloway with one leg so you need to bet on Edgar asap. It's free money.
Just want to make you all a little cash. See you next thread.

fuck mma specific anime. watch Hajime No Ippo

Isn't Holloway's boxing also trash? Edgar dominated Yair in stand up, I can't wait to see him heem Max

The real question is why were you watching that "red carpet shit" in the first place

h8rs BTFO!

>he doesn't know

>Isn't Holloway's boxing also trash?
Do you literally watch any MMA at all

Oh uh

>the real question isn't why Schaub was starring in gay porn, it's why were you watching gay porn in the first place! BTFO

Eddie Alvarez. Book it.

Don't really pay attention to FW, but from what I've seen he leaves himself open and swings like a tard at times. There were so many moments Jose could have fucked him up

h8rs in shambles!

Is Shambles the name of your wife? Because I'm inside her all the time.

Was wondering why Frankie Edgar liked this, then remembered they had the same manager and Frankie probably doesn't even handle his social media

even I'll admit. He is in a bit of shambles right now.

Absolutely, look at the state of this pathetic attempt at wit h8rs absolutely gadooshed

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Frankie likes everything related to UFC, it's crazy

Well heembros, I'm quitting the police force tomorrow (today) and going back to school to become a Physical Therapist Assistant. On the bright side, I'll have more time to train and have better hours. Also might learn a thing or two with treating injuries from the gym with my new career choice. Just thought I'd share it with you guys since you're my closest friends.

I just gadooshed inside your wife's cavernous vagina, yes.

Good luck

h9rs confirmed underaged! Clean off that cheeto dust and lose my number, you're not enough of a drawl for me to respond anymore my guy

why did you quit the force?

Mate, I'm not doing your laundry. Clean up your own sheets.

If he was open, he could be hit cleanly

max makes sense if you understand fighting, he's actually a good boxer, for mma

Thanks. I feel like I'm going backwards by going back to school, but it will be worth it when its all done.

Hours are trash so I don't get to spend a lot of time with my family. Pay is shit unless you want to do overtime. They make me shave everyday because my facial hair grows too fast (and I miss my beard)

good luck lad, enjoy your new career path.

What did Blinky Smeg have to say about it? Was he for sure inspired my man?

Schaub's movements seemed so natural there

she beat nunes and is unironically the best and most skilled female fighter in the ufc

I would actually like to see her take on cyborg

she could win, not even memeing. by points obviously, but she easily could

I am surprised the judges didnt screw her on this fight. Holly did the same thing she did to cyborg to win rounds but took less damag

Anybody got some cool new amateur heems?

Still my boy

I have an amatuer heems folder but not really any "new" ones. I guess they might be new to someone though

prime schaub would heem ngannou and stipe in the same night

you ever heem someone on the job ?

Oh man, my mum started laying punches into my back once. I legitimately barely even felt them.

EA UFC 3 actually looking real good boys, I think I will get this one, anyone else?

any here give a shit or are you going to bully me for >video games

>EA shit

>prime schaub
no such thing

I'll buy it because I'm an idiot, but I doubt it will be any good. The ground + clinch looks far too similar to UFC 2 and I fear it'll be the same broken shit as before.

Career might be fun, who knows

I played the beta and I didn't enjoy it as much as I did UFC 2. The fact that I could land five clean punches to someone's face in under 2 seconds took away the realism and made it more arcade like

Yes I know, that's why i'm surprised it actually looks good this time

The ground and clinch are pretty much exactly the same or at least they were in the beta, but the striking was a big improvement over 2. I'm literally buying it for the career, because it was non existant in the other 2 games but looks great in this one.

know what you mean but they've tuned a shit load since beta. to their credit they are actually listening to feedback and adjusting where necessary

don't forget it has loot boxes to unlock certain moves.

trash

Probably, once it gets down to sixty Ausdollars.

Yeah, I'm waiting for it. I enjoyed the beta a lot plus the career mode looks much better than before too. Also, they are apparently going to make stamina more important which is a good thing.

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Thoughts?
Bless bro.

I think they removed that after the backlash or I dont know. Or care really. It's only in Ultimate Team which is for faggots anyway.

The worst part is that Ultimate Team is actually a really fun gamemode. It's just that you run into people that kick faster than your cheapshit character can jab all the time.

In Ultimate Team, just like in Fifa and everything else. It's an optional mode lad, and I dunno why you'd play that over ranked if you wanted a competitive mode anyway

UT is alright but the loot boxes make it very difficult to be competitive without spending a ton of money. I will probably just stick to regular online matches as I find them fun enough. I prefer using real fighters anyway.

>play Ultimate Team in UFC2
>Stay in division 1 beating up and toying with noobs all the time until I get a title fight
>immediately quit out of title fight
>back to bullying noobs
>if I get close to div 2, intentionally lose to stay in div 1
>feel good about myself

what is hunto's iq?

fuck u fucking idiot

fuk u cock suker

I would heem you and prime Schaub at the same time.

someone redpill me on stiopic's wife and cody garbrandt

but its easy all the way up till like division 5/6 man, why?

Just for keks and lels. I had no intention of playing that mode seriously because there was no way I was ever buying packs, I didnt give a shit about records etc

that's a rare edgy, where did you get it

Who is more of a brainlet: Chin or Young Jamie?

Chin is unironically dumb. Can’t wair for Callen to kick his ass.

Tenshin's first fight of 2018 is Feb 12th

No opponent yet announced

I only give a shit about him in Rizin because he dominates cans. Hit us up when he starts fighting glory level outside of Rizin.

All his good opponents have been outside of RIZIN lol.

Chin unironically just wants to playfight Callen, and Callen is so defensive of himself when it comes to fighting and all that due to living in Rogan and Schaub's shadow, he's gonna take it too far.

Chin is fucking goof who thinks he knows how to fight just because he is big. Dude has literally never trained or stepped into a ring and was talking about stepping in with Schaub. Callen is going to light his ass up.

What are you two on about, is Callen going to fight someone?

Callen is going to beat up their producer.
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Nobody spdisrespect Schaub.

yeah because frankies boxercise is way better lol

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Was Schaub called the Hybrid because he combined the chin of a featherweight with the bodyfat percentage of a superheavyweight?

Here's an even smaller reminder.

heem is too easy.

No it's because he punches with the force of a prius going 5mph

Too right mate. The only thing easier is knocking out Michael Bisping.

If you're not betting your house on DC+Stipe+Chael parlay, you're basically robbing yourself of money that's rightfully yours.

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>Sleepe
Right lmao

fucking piglet kys

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imagine thinking steven mioter isnt going to get blacked to death

Stefan will be chamo by the end of 2018, there's no shame in losing to him.

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Peak heterosexuality.

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is borgle shuggs a good fighter?