Kek Germany is going to get fucked raw no rubber

Kek Germany is going to get fucked raw no rubber.

This is karma for World Cup groups

literally what?

Olympic ice hockey.

probably one of those retarded amerimutt sports that nobody cares about but they convince themselves we do.

sweden and finland in same group? aren't they both 1st seeded or something? certainly with no russia.

Yes you're in a group of death

Like they care about your non-sport shit

the only sport you cucks play other than British Soccer is American/Canadian basketball

>3 non-countries and germany

t. darkie devotee

if you're gonna shit on everything they have then why did you run from shithole to go there?
now go ahead and tell us how you're not a chicano and you just don't like this specific sport, go on.

yes, we play scottish football, not really a secret.
we also play motorsports, rugby, tennis and boxing, in that order.
basketball isn't popular at all.

Sorry what?
Your fucking country sucks at every known sport
go fuck yourself you stupid fucking negro

>Your fucking country sucks at every known sport
sure thing, you angry shitskin.

No, you are because you cannot face the truth
You think you are the shit at football but have not won anything since 1993
Do not worry, you are still the best country at losing wars (:

>not winning it for a long time means you're shit at it
not to mention all the other sports in which we are a top notch side.
meanwhile Mexico or whetever brown shithole you came from will always be shit at everything lmao

CHI

Falklands are British.

>Basketball is Argentina's 5th or 6th biggest sport
>won the highest honor of the sport and beat the best team in the history of the competition whilee doing so

I have no idea what sport this is and I couldn't care less.

It's hockey and I don't blame you for forsaking the sport after the way you handled that World Juniors defeat.

meh

Canada confirmed for the Group of Death.

It's a sport for white people, wouldn't expect you to know

>so enraged by the mere thought of america
>mad at canadian sports

Name those sports and one pro from each without google

You guys suck at it

Tennis, Del Potro, Delbonis, Monaco, Berloq (we won the Davis cup last year)
Boxing, Maravilla Martinez, Maidana, Matthysse (I don't follow this but I know we've had a few champions in this and could name you older boxers as well)
Formula 1, Fangio (he won it like 5 times or something)
we're not elite but we're pretty good at Rugby, I like this sport so I could name you the entire national team if you want.
hockey, Paredes is the only one I know (we won the olympic gold in 2016)
Basketball, Ginobili (we won like the olympic gold or world championship at some point, whatever, nobody even cares about this sport over here)
and we are Futsal world champions but I don't know a single player.

is that enough?
do Mexico now.

Worst Korea about to get LEAFED

what's this?
european metal competition?
where's Great Britain?¿

USA vs. Russia
and
Sweden vs. Finland
are bigger harder groups than Canada vs. Czechia tbhfamalamadingdong

Nuh uh.

ehh 5 of the teams are semi-final contenders, Czechia isn't one of them

Canada has it
E
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S
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WE are playing the non doped Russians though

seeing as doping in the NHL is an open secret surely they do it in the KHL as well?

not mexican but
tennis: no fucking clue
Boxing: literally every non nigger and white champ
F1: juan pablo montoya
Hockey:lol
basketball lol

wish i cared at least a bit

Germans are bad at physical sports

When did Spurs beat the 2015-17 Warriors in the playoffs?

They'll probably still dive

>montoya
>mexican

Canadians always get the easy pool

>hockey

lmao

>British Soccer

This is true though the only people who stayed behind in Ireland were loyalist. All the real Irish came to the USA

Literally ZERO need for this sport to be on Sup Forums. Nobody cares about fucking Hockey

Please stop, fucking mutt

Besides USA, Canada, Russia, Sweden, Finland, Poland, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Switzerland, Iceland, Norway, Slovenia, Belarus, Ukraine, Denmark.....

Not even hockey, it's ice hockey

>Poland
>Iceland
>Norway
>Slovenia
>Ukraine
>Denmark
lmao, imagine reaching this hard

This is what the remaining white people of England look like.

>tfw only those first 4 countries are better than us at Ice Hockey olympic medals

>w-we don't care

>This is karma for World Cup groups

not fair, any group is easy for us

That's not true

How so?

Finland is better than you and you haven't done anything since 1936

>Finland has 0 gold medals
>We have 1 gold medal
0 is better than 1 in your shithole country?

WHY DO WE GET THREE NORDICS WHAT THE FUCK THAT ISNT FAIR

Canada is 1 seed
Russia is 2
Sweden is 3
USA is 4

Sorry im wrong Finland is 4 seed, USA is 5

Argentina is one of the best all round sports countries, that is undebatable

Nords are trash. Group B is the stacked group

Each of the Rodríguez brothers and maybe even Sergio Perez were better than Montoya.

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

Fairly sure the only sports Germans care about are soccer and genocide