About to have sex with new girl for first time

>about to have sex with new girl for first time
>she bends over
>see this

wat do

Lube her asshole and my dick up so there's no a rippin' and a tearin'

ask where is the dick

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why is it so wide

i like cute little sphincters not sarlax pits

>Sup Forums-Sports

t. jane

Why the fuck doesn't this bitch shave all the hair off her ass or make any attempt to clean it? It's fucking brown all over. They're not supposed to be that dirty

sauce brah

if i see this i challenge myself to bury my tongue up there as deep as possible

She clearly stretched it with a buttplug or dildo

whats that thing below the butt hole?

sarlacc you fuck

The gooch

>tfw finally lost my virginity last summer

feels good just to have the monkey off my back

this board is for adults 18 and over

Good for you, sir. You didn't pay for it did you?

no i got myself a sticc 18 year old virgin gf. popped her cherry too which was rad. I dumped her though because she was kind of crazy

>tfw still virgin at age 2X
;_;

not trying to be rude but how

autism

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most girls look like this now but most of them also regularly get waxed and bleached

>tfw when my bodycount is at 9
>mfw I hit them all rawdog and haven't caught a kid or std
Sex isn't really worth it user. You have to deal with women.

Vaginas are scary, man. Why are dicks so aesthetically pleasing while vaginas are so gross and slimey?

because youre gay

But I'm not attracted to men so how is that possible?

I agree that dicks are more aesthetically pleasing than pussies

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That's just cherry picking.

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the biggest dissapointment is when you hook up with some 10/10 qt only to find out she has some Hope Solo-esque horror in her pants