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Columbus Blue Jackets @ Buffalo Sabres, 7PM
Carolina Hurricanes @ Washington Capitals, 7PM
Calgary Flames @ TampaBay Lightning, 7:30

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why isn't aho playing with teuvo anymore

bolts flames

dubs and canes win b2b gamez

For me, it's the Las Vegas REDACTEDS

>picking the favourites
I know I'm setting myself up to get memed hard, but id feel like a moron if I picked buffalo or some shit and they just get smoked again

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>proline

wow, you're a retard for playing that shit.

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good now they can become hot desert knights like they were always supposed to

BREAD WAHS!!

would /hoc/ rather be overpaid while be on a bad team or be underpaid while on a good team?

Depends what underpaid is really

Slighty underpaid winning cups, desu
I'd be doing commercials left and right when I retire; big companies don't hire retired NHL players who haven't won cups for their commercials

im so mad about the oilers that i called in sick to work and stayed in bed for most of the day

im just baffled at how badly they managed to fuck up this time, its hard to even believe. look at the 2015 offseason roster going into the mcdavid draft and look at what they have now

how do you even do that? its like staring at an elder god, your eyes and brain just cant process it, im going insane thinking about it

they would only want the captain or scoring leader, not the value contract

meme'd

ya the odds aren't the best usually, but its easy and convenient. I only put max $20 on games and use winnings for drinking money mostly. Online books like bodog are obviously going to be better, and what I use primarily, but its still not the same for some reason.

Fwiw if you live in ontario the odds for baseball are really fucked up and seem really high (or at least they were last summer when I was working in some shithole smalltown in NW ontario). They were better than any online sportsbook I could find, you'd see shit like blue jays vs nyy in new york @ like 1.7/3.5/2.6 for v/t/h (tie being any game that goes to extra innings), and lots of other shit like that that made no sense.

Will hously be fired?

Can't imagine Disney paying him less than ten millions for this, sure is easy when you're a Stanley Cup winner.

The odds are higher to entice retards into playing.

The fact you claim to gamble online yet still play this government run forced accy bullshit makes me think you're a retard.

Shorks desu

I was assuming I'd be a star player going for a lower paid contract to help my team
Haha, that's golden

hes only been there for like 6 months. changing coaches again isnt going to make things better in buffalo.

i bet $100 if you installed a bucket of fried chicken to head the bench, kane's performance would improve

>big companies don't hire retired NHL players who haven't won cups for their commercials
youtube.com/watch?v=KOHSUJ25jG4

For the vast majority of players though, you drop off the face of the earth after you retire and at most get old fans asking for pictures. Sponsorships/endorsements all but disappear

Wrong thread you donkeys

BREAD WAHS!!!

are teams still going to be interested in trading for him at the deadline? hes had locker room issues with every team hes played for now.
based buff wasnt there to throw his track suit away this time.

Tie Domi was a special kind of player
Great players on teams winning cups and exceptional/noteworthy (one way or another) players will be remembered, I reckon

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>still trying

If the odds are good the odds are good, who cares what the source is?

stop shilling for your early thread

Imagine supporting the oilers lol

>You will never be a dolphin
>You will never be a dolphin swimming with Brock Boeser
>You will never be a dolphin that Brock Boeser will play with
Why live

Nice dogger

Ned dug desu

Thank you, I'll make sure to let him know in the morning.

>i rate washington

Flames just scored and then killorn got leathered by brouwer

>pit bull
Nigger detected

Though, if you have a fair face and good communication skills, you can become a show host/commentator/analyst on your local/state sport channel like Marc Denis, Mathieu Darche, Benoit Brunet and Guy Carbonneau on RDS Dave Morrisette, George Laraque and Enrico Ciccone on TVA Sport, Ray Ferraro, Eddie Olczyk, Peter McNab on NBC, Nick Kypreos, Garry Galley, Greg Millen and Craig Simpson on HNIC.

>nigger
>norway

The odds aren't the point. If you can't comprehend why are parlay is a worse bet then a single game bet, then this discussion is pointless.

lmao why are
>rags
fans such smelly dick nerds?

with the lights off no one knows that you are not a dolphin :^)

you can only post in this thread if your team is a meme

he would probably sink to the bottom with those guns if he wasnt wearing a life vest tbqh

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at least he'd leave a beautiful corpse

How much chink pussy do you think he slays in Vancouver?

looks pretty gay desu

its pretty much guaranteed that kippers gave up on all other responsibilities in her life to become his personal cocksleeve

Imagine being an oilers fan

>Package deal
>Flight from Copenhagen to Toronto
>2 ticks at ACC (vs Islanders, section 305/306/307)
>4 nights at a hotel (One King West)
950 US dollars..
Gotta start saving up

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Lmao

I'd rather not

where is his neck lol

why are the blue provinces better at hokkei?

you'd enjoy it danebro
one king west is nice
and overall that $950 price is value

>better
according to what metric?

Ontario is the only blue province that's good at hockey on that map.

I was in Toronto in October I really enjoyed it. Might be worth looking up Airbnb

>Scotland blue

Best hockey country in the world desu

Fentanyl addicts don't have necks

Oh I'd love going, One King West looks comfy too
It's still a lot of money to spend, I will undoubtably go one day, though - already convinced the wife on that
I envy you, Brit! Airbnb? Isn't that people offering out their rooms and stuff? Or is it hotels too?

Great deal except for the part where you have to watch the >laffs

>950 dollars
I think that may also be the price of a beer at the ACC

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

neck yourself

Your name is just a code word for faggot

>getting triggered by the truth
embarrassing

yeah idk how that package is so cheap even with the USD difference
flights alone should be ~$1000 CAD for two on a discount carrier

Truth is just a code word for subjectively perceived reality desu

>shorthanded
Wooooo

That's the best part, though!
Can get economy-class tickets for 450-500 USD, from Copenhagen to Toronto and back

Boring is a codeword for patrician

.. tickets for 2, that is

>my opinion is truth
No wonder your family doesn't love you

Yeah so sometimes you get a bigger place! Only thing is you don't get a maid but you'll never be in the room surely. Also you can rent the entire place to your self
Also fuck the united kingdom I hope it burns

Comfy is codeword for Superior

>nobody's actually talking about hockey

...how? cheapest from finland to toronto and back is 390e for one person

I blame Canada

i believe it, but i did just look on google flights and $1000 was the cheapest
regardless the one king west is typically $200/night CAD
and laffers tickets in the 300s are ~$130CAD for the game on the 31st
that would be roughly $1600 USD

Will Tovalen bust or not? I'm kinda scared to see what will happen since he's slumping hard in the KHL last time I heard.

I have 2 daugthers, I'd reckon we'd spend 'most' of the evenings in a hotel (from 20:00 or 21:00), as they need sleep.. But yeh, when they're older probably!
It's never easy guessing which country lies under the brit flag, sorry!

>3 games tonight
>they're all shit

My girlfriend and I got flights for both of us for £550 return
Airbnb was £250 for 7 nights
Leafs Vs flyers tickets were £300 for two

Leave the kids with nana and papa and have a drunken sex romp

Where are the AusGODS?

Via Scandinavian Airlines; 2 adults 2-way tickets, 3200 dkk - 3600 dkk (depending on which day, hr of the day, and so on)
Pretty good package deal then; hope it'll come some time ago and I might jump it; December is one hell of an expensive month, January is for saving up!

thanks, danmark

I'd feel bad about spending money on a vacation my daughters weren't welcome to :(

dead in a ditch hopefully

You're welcome! Love Eller, his dad is pretty based too! Coaching the National youth team for yrs!

Don't speak that way about AusGODS

If you do go the beer at the ACC will seem cheap compared to Copenhagen