/cric/ AHM chiro qt edition

BBL - Stars vs Renegades

mad swag bang ya buckets

based kp talking whilst bravo was in his delivery stride

Asian gf.

what sex was that hambeast

what the FUCK is that DISGUSTING thing on my tv

I don't think planets have sexes mate

will hambeast is le actor

>cuckbourne

fucking hate how fat cunts have the gall to think they can show their disgusting body in public

Fuck the Melbourne crowd look like mutants
Based asian gf poster

what accent does holly have, I remember hearing her speak in a video and finding it quite grating

love the brit female accent tb h

bogan m8

Australian.

Is the big bash the epitome of "bread and circus"

>Do you like scary movies?

The only true Australian accent, the based Queensland accent

Will Pietersen have a good knock?

ORITE LUV FANCY A GO ON ME MINGE?

how do i find a girl like holly

>89m

Yeah nah. That was bigger than that

stop it m8 you getting me worked up

He has already well and truly past his t20 50. Just 20 more to the hundred. Already a good knock.

start attending WBBL matches and cheering enthusiastically throughtout the game

Yes.

You calling gus a liar?

This

alright lads poovin pooftersen is doing far too well. I need yous to send all your negative energy to kp so we can get this tyrant out

start bullying him on twitter and he will cry and write a book about it

dont mind kp actually

Sick cunt

love kp

my mum hates KP because of an interview she heard where he said his favourite 'possession' was his wife

love contrarion opinions

Shagged a couple of birds from Leeds who had the dirtiest chat in bed and now I'm basically pavlov's dog when I hear that accent.

are the stars sponsored by the english prog band Yes?

>Gulbis photo

kek

KEK

Based KP tbqh

The english prog band is an actor m8

I also enjoy the yorkshire accent

Love scot accents
Hate scot body shapes

the age-old stereotype that scots subsist on a diet of deep fried mars bars, munchie boxes, irn bru and heroin is nothing but lazy prejudice. they also eat sausage rolls and haggis

is yorkshire a good state

Heroin chic not do it for you lad?

its either too fat or too thin

Have we heard a "Pietersen turning back the clock" yet?

leeds is very fun, lived there for a couple of years
rural/small town yorkshire is beautiful
urban centres are quite enriched and/or run-down post-industrial shit 'oles
that is the extent of my knowledge of yorkshire.

>pavlov's dog
reddit

just commandeered a prayer circle for KP lads.

>that soothing British female voice on an Emirates flight

Its cos he's black isn't it

there's a hot scottish lass at work on a 457 she was bending down the other day and i could see the shape of her pussy through her panties

was pretty hot

I found it very damp.

This.

it's england what do you expect

>Shagged
>birds
>chat
>pavlov's dog
Cringed.

from all the wet pussy amirite xddddddd

Hogg is finished lads

my surname is ogden. apparently it comes from there. I'm trying to research my family history but it's not easy

N-NO. POOTERSHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET OUT FOR SINGLE DIGITS AGAIN NONOININONIONONONOO IT'S NOT FAIR

>To infinity and beyond
heh... like in toy story

wtf I love the Stars now

Found a really qt pic lads. Might be the qtest pic ever.

ancestry.co.uk has a very good database if you have some information as a starting point
my mum traced her family back to the late 1500s

30 of 2 overs lol. He done

love in pulp fiction where samuel l jackson shoots that guy and says to the other guy 'i'm sorry, did I break your concentration?' it's like uhhh yeah, no kidding samuel!

just got KP blessed by the Holy See, inb4 being under 25, I wish.

Do you have convict ancestry?

Show us your CRAAAAAAAAAAACK

AWWWW NOVUS!

lad

Bringing up Sup Forums in a /cric/ thread. Boy I love English posters

>got injured by falling over in the bathroom

ok gramps

just had a powerful urge to jack off to lesbians. be back in 5 minutes lads

>pulp fiction
reddit

>lesbians

based redditor

>tfw my ancestors are from Glasgow.
How uninspiring

I don't even know what 'fedora' signifies any more
a lot of these are incredibly mainstream films that most normies would enjoy

>watching one dayers
>watching t20
not cricket

>le a random bunch of popular films
>IDS REDIT HAHAHA

>implying getting off to lesbian pov while wearing a leotard and chicken fillets is reddit
lol

>maxwell and pieterson in together
Brace your anus renegades

You, ignorant: Climate change is a hoax
Me, wise: It’s both 30 degrees and raining at 6.30am

Those are all decent films.

Some good movies in there.

alright here it is

Movies I like here
>The Dark Knight
>Inception

Jesus what a shit bunch of films

>random
"no"

proxy off, trip on richo

Inception is 5-D reddit.

fancy yourself a big-brained intellectual for being above shaun of the dead?

Fuck off man

not lad

pretty accurate list if I must say. as expected, my favourite film isn't there

don't know. furthest I can trace back is my grandfather and he born here.

Frozen?

My favourite film is Predator ama

Great thread.

> came to the realisation that I don't have any real friends
> literally did not kiss a girl last year
> no prospect of gf

really contemplating committing pooicide lads

Is ace ventura reddit?

surprised goodfellas isn't on there, I have been called reddit on numerous occasions for having it as my favourite film along with trainspotting