Is there a more pointless, boring and gay sport to play in the local park with your friends or family?

Is there a more pointless, boring and gay sport to play in the local park with your friends or family?

>let us mindlessly throw this egg to eachother until our arms get sore
>try running past me son so i can tackle you while giggling like a little girl
>come sniff my ass while i pass you the egg through my legs

No wonder americans are fat when their favorite sport can't really be played casually.

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>hating fun
what the fuck is wrong with germans

out of all the reasons you could pick to hate on 'muricans you chose that? wew lad

Why do you hate fun? What is wrong with Germans?
Baseball is our favorite sport though.

i used to play it all the time with friends, when i still had them. i would come home with barely enough energy to get into bed, but it was worth it.

The point of this thread that it isn't fun at all.

Can spending time with your friends or family be fun even when doing trivial shit like throwing an egg to each other? Yes, but only because of the social aspect.

The act of throwing the ball to each other in an attempt to play american football remains pointless and boring and you would be better of playing a more fun sport like basketball or football ("soccer").

lmao imagine ACTUALLY living in europe

A good point that was very well made. Well done

Why the fuck do germans hate fun?

it's just trowing and catching,a game everyone can play
if they started playing football or basketball then shit gets too competitive
it's the equivalent of playing frisbee

why dont you suck on my dick BITCH

Yeah, you're right. They should be digging holes instead.

Why do you think Germans are the literal cartoon villains of the planet? They're not right in the head

you don't play football with family, you play it with your peers. it's just not as easy to organize as a soccer game because it's infinitely more complex.

>be german
>want to go to local park with my forced integration somali gf and her husband
>remember park has been landscaped to build new homes for refugees
>get arrested for trespassing on mosque property
>home gets repossessed and given to local imam
>go to beg to street
>get run over by a truck

>be canadian
>...

What even is Canada?

>Mexican proceeds to spic out
When will the madness end?

allowing germany to exist will always be a mistake

You had 2 chances. 2 fucking chances and you blew it.

Have you seen this? Germans are fucking autistic

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>Americans are so fat they watch shows about food from other countries

you missed the point , the point is football sucks compared to futbol on any ocasion even with family

I wouldn't be so quick to criticize someones country gypsy

it keeps me up at night krautfriend

totally agree. americans are primitive people and thus their recreational activities are likewise primitive. but i catch myself observing their game from time to time. i feel like a zoologist studying social behavior of monkeys.

Funny, considering Two Fat Ladies was a British show.

What sport do they play in Germany? Run away from the muslim rapist gang?