HES HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

>HES HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

I'm drinking alone and drunk too - get on my level pleb

Im at work until 11. Literally getting paid to shitpost

But it's saturday morning

Well yeah, I barely slept last night because I had a fever and was taking liquid shits every 30 minutes
>lost 6 pounds today
Wew

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

Also

>living in a pleb time zone

My 602nd consecutive Friday night here

dude fuck off. Don't try to make me feel like shit in the one place I can hang out and not be judged by anyone I know.

>ex-girlfriend gets married 2 years ago
>still keeps her picture under the pillow

Is it a bit sticky?

tfw havent gone out on a friday night in over a year lmao

I'm (((supposed))) to be working...

waiting for 10 before I start drinking
I only have Blue though so I'm afraid I'll just get sleepy before I get drunk

>Leaf detected
Yeah, if its beer you need to slam the first few back. Hit the wine myself, but I've graduated to bourbon now.

I'm at a fucking family reunion by myself on my phone.
Fuck this, I'm not even close to my family.
I'll be home tomorrow night and I'm getting hammered alone.

I work tomorrow, have grad school shit to do, still have to go to the gym and I'm waiting for my wife to finish making dinner. Besides, paying city bar prices for alcohol is idiotic.

>ex gf is cheated on her current bf with a guy at his work and he is the only one who doesnt know
Im glad I got out when I did.

>he hasn't banged a cheating ex while she was in a relationship with another guy
Get on my trainwreck relationship level bro

I skipped work today so I could meet up with escorts, tfw all the good ones were busy, may as well have went to work desu

>he leaves his house occasionally
lol?

>drinking alcohol
Fucking retards

>he hasn't banged a cheating ex-gf that he was still in love with for 6 months while she was in a relationship with another guy who just also happened to be MY best friend of 8 years and the person she'd cheated with in the first place
>he didn't have to cut his 2 bestfriends out like a diseased limb from his life and suffer the massive void they left behind
>tfw losing him hurt the most tbhfam