Tfw players born in my year are no longer considered young

>tfw players born in my year are no longer considered young

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>Players born in your year are expected to retire soon

>players born in my year are my age

You are welcome. It's hurts even more when they retire at your age.

>the hot tang celebs u jerked it to as a teen are becoming fat old hags

>tfw most of the players born in my year are retired

fug

>most players born in 1987 are retired
>don't even play sports anymore and body hurts everywhere

How old are some of you? I'm 27 and I legitimately feel old sometimes.

tfw getting old, lads.

Don't like it.

24 soon.

30 turning 31 soon. Was engaged, fiance died to pancreatic cancer. Division 3 college athlete. I feel very old.

33 here. Not being fat gets harder.

>tfw players born in my year are retiring

Jesus christ dude.

lmao

i'm sorry for your loss

28 year old fatboi here
join the dark side

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>tfw kids born in the 2000’s will soon be professional athletes while you shitpost on an Nigerian basket-weaving forum

bang on

27. going to be 28 in a few months. id be in my prime if i was a pro athlete right now.

Scarily accurate

almost 25 yo virgin still in college and living with my parents here

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>people born in the year 2000 are not toddlers but can be exciting talents

Iktf.

Noice

are you literally me, tuga?

33 anyone older

>living with my parents
that's just your culture though user

22

>tfw most players born in my year are dead
>tfw can't tell if I just shat myself

>players born in my year earn more in a day than me in a month
>players born in my year have qtgf's
>players born in my year do not spend majority if time on 4ghan

37 soon

25 here. Don't know why you fags are whining, I'm entering my prime as a shitposter. I know the game inside out, my shitposting IQ is top notch and my body is in the worst condition it's ever been. This is my year la
P.S. check 'em

i followed his career simply because we're the same age and he turned out shit

And what about you?

same

I was skinny my whole life, gained a bunch of weight at 27 and now I'm a fatty because I can't get rid of it. Keep up the good fight staying thin. Being fat in your 30s is depressing.

18, lmaoing at all you old faggots

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>fag they were replying to

bullseye

>when you get rid of guys your age for being too old in
>madden
>FIFA
>2K
>/trb/
>the show

>players younger than me have more money and glory than i ever could dream

22, been lurking this board since I was 14-15, quit mid high school, now came back mid college. Feels good man.

>ywn get paid to astroturf for a major hollywood studio

>you can legally bang someone born after 9/11 without any worry of under 18 chicks claiming it as rape in less than 2 years

>You can do the above with chicks born after y2k

Same, I know that feel. ;-;

me2lad

>tfw players born in my year are no longer considered gabagool

26, 27 in a few months. I don't feel old at all, but damn do I need to get back in shape.

first year of grad school, no job and live at home with my parents. I'm hoping this year goes better, ended 2017 with a gf and a lot of optimism.

We need to all pick niche sports and practice before the 2020 olympics. Let's bring home the gold, lads.

marbles la

bagsy bmx

>tfw a day older

Archery

how old were you when you realized you werent going to make it pro?

Rob Cross wasnt even a pro at darts like 3 years ago and hes just won £400k so might buy a dartboard tbqh

Oh my God. We were being a little bit pissy not trying to actually cry. Go cancer-having somewhere else you depression hound.

About the time high school started (at 15), I realized I won't make it as a forward. Could've tried switching positions and making it as a centre-back since I was tall but who wants to bother with that shit.
>tfw Van Dijk made the switch and got sold for £75 million

Just turned 24. Feels worse every year.

The only thing i can win by shitposting here all day and night is free government cheese and a heart attack by age 42.

>an entire generation that is old enough to vote, has no memory of 9/11.

Incredible to think about

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>11 years old
>play football as a DE
>bretty gud for my richboi league
>mom asks what I want to do when I grow up
>tell her I want to play in the NFL
>she laughs at me

Turn 29 in a few months. Feels awful.

well, are you in the NFL?

I'm almost 23, but I've been here consistently since I was 12
What a dire adolescence

Same, but 13-24. Sup Forums was bad for us I think

Aw shit, I can still remember the shout by Blackout til the Y2K-babies on KISS t.v.
youtube.com/watch?v=BFz0ZB6CUZ0
They legally become adults this year.

26 in a week - I feel like my life is over

lol is this the thread where we talk about how we've been on this site for 10 years?

17 forever.
Just kiddin', I'm 20 and in my prime.

>tfw older than Kobe Bryant

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34 here thought I had ass cancer cause blood was all covering my toilet paper thought I got it from over of a decade of eating dominoes, Chinese, McDonald’s and about 4 12 packs of lite a week good news is I was just wiping too hard. So I got that going for me

>lite
Why do amerifreedoms do this?

>tfw 1984 and just turned 34

I feel middle aged and I can't even get into video games anymore despite buying them.

All I enjoy now is the gun range and drinking.

Nobody knows considering we have the best Microbrew scene in the world.

Are you one of those retards who buys 30 games every year during the Steam Christmas sale but only plays the same 2-3 games from before?

No. My interest has dwindled so much I don't even buy the cheap vidya.

I think that's normal. I used to play games every day for many hours. Now I can barely play for 1 hour before getting bored.

That's just Sup Forums shit.

>not knowing about the champion of beers miller lite

SHITHOLE COUNTRY CONFIRMED

Whatever helps you keep the pounds off tubs

>tfw 25
>haven't had a serious gf in 3 years
Don't think it's ever gonna happen again desu

Never thought that to begin with tbqh.

a-are 24 year olds still young?

We're in the middle right now, user.

We better get out and do something.

10 years old when my sister laughed at me for saying I wanted to be in the NFL

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5258707/Kazuyoshi-Miura-signs-new-contract-Yokohama-aged-50.html

we can all still make it.

test test

nice the uni network is no longer banned

>12 years old
>pretty good youth baseball player, playing travel ball in FL, one of the best on the team
>ask my dad's cousin (ex-MLB/NPB player) if there was any chance of me going pro
>he tells me no and that I should just play for fun

That was pretty much the end of it. Glad he didn't lie.

when i got a red card for sliding another player from behind in training and he had to be carried off the field crying by his dad

When my knees blew up at 10.

tfw people born in 2000 can now do porn

Damn, I feel conflicted. I truly believe he had good intentions when he said that. But part of me wants to believe that even if you have no talent, you can go far just by working harder than everyone else. In his position, I'd probably say some cliche shit how anyone can make it.

That must be annoying.

>there are "people" that actually look forward to their birthdays