OFFICIAL Vancouver Canucks @ Columbus Blue Jackets Gamethread

Top Cop Edition

>injuries
>misery
>crushed dreams
>eliteness
>torts

GET IN HERE

>torts
the absolute madman

are >we even going to win a game before the 5 day bye?

>everyone ded
>long road trip
>facing a goalie armored with the pure power of memes

t-this is going to go great

fuck this guy

didn't one of these teams just lose to the fucking sabres?
LMAO

CANUCKS!

>4pm start
i dont like this meme, but its probably better than the 10pm start for easties

remember when jakkets were west and they were absolutely shit tier but the canucks would still lose to them anyway because of the meme that the canucks beat good teams but lost to all the shit ones? good times

Ducks brother living in Seattle here, is a game in Vancouver worth going to? I know it's expensive as hell but I miss going to games. Just moved up north a month ago, at least there's an all-hockey bar nearby my place.

I have fun

Torts did nothing wrong

>Nucks 7-12-3 at home

You'll have a good time if Anaheim's visiting

OH LAWD HERE WE GO

THANK YOU BASED MARKSTROM

depends on who it is. if its a meme game like the yotes or something then not only are the tickets cheap but guaranteed to be a fun game. i guess it depends on what youre willing to see because some teams are expensive as fuck

welp

if you watch them play a team nobody cares about you can get tickets for relatively cheaper. the panthers, buffalo or the coyotes games probably wont be close to sell outs.

THIS IS OUR YEAR to win the lottery

WE OILERS NOW

i think its the opposite. if its a guaranteed win then tickets sell fast because theyre also cheap aka yotes

big brock boeser builds calder basement

>sven bartschi
lel

...

>this reminds me that im watching the home feed and not snp
fucking hell every time

the schedule is weird this year. >we havent even played the yotes yet. then we play the yotes 4 times in like a month. there will be tickets.

Yeah, I'm thinking of taking another Anaheim fan in the area up north for the March meetup coming soon. If I have to spend more that should be fine. Went to a Vegas game this year though, energy of the place was legit. Don't know if it will last forever though.

poor tanev, most cursed man alive

meanwhile vgk has played all 4 games vs the yotes

>8-1 shots
coach green is gonna freak!

they are getting badly outplayed by a team that lost to buffalel last night.

>mfw edler peaked at age 26

...

>talk shit about edler
>he does something
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

omg his twitter is even better

i imagine its the same for edler if he even has one

I regret not going to a Knights game when I was down there. That and somehow not hitting the Heart Attack Grill

Ducks games are usually pretty cheap at Rogers, because people have a pretty good sense of what's going to happen. I'd go

>july 16, 2012
its like a time capsule

HAHAHAHAHHAHA VANKEKVER
>based Jackyl
Good times

>no alternates tonight on a game where alternates would normally have been used
PLEASE BRING BACK THE CANNON ALTERNATES ADDIDAS

>BJ fan
R A R E
A
R
E

>brocks bonuses couldnt even afford a condo downtown
just fuck this city up pham

condos are the only thing remotely affordable, its the housing thats completely fucked

he didnt, and his twitter basically matched tanev's
one tweet upon creation and last tweet back in 2012

jesus how did gaunce even make it to the nhl lmao

>muh good ol' ontario boys

>nhl expands to 31 teams
>we lose a competent nhl tier defenseman for nothing (sbisa)
>have to replace him with some career ahler
its going to happen again when they go to 32 teams. there just isnt enough elite talent for 32 teams.

Because literally everyone else is dead or worse

JUST

he cant even stick handle and struggles with simple passes. JUST

Is he the greatest American coach of all time

yeah, idk if its even a contest
i should have greentexted the canucks

>tfw keep forgetting its friday

Yeah, he looks like a career callup. Too bad, every so often he shows flashes of solid 3rd-liner play

God damn that was a saucy pass by wennberg

>feel like shit (possibly sick?)
>going to drink myself to sleep and watch hockey until I do

he gets more icetime on a regular basis than jakke and goldobin and he basically does even less than they do.

what are you drinking?

i only drink on meme games

Yeah, looks the way to get performance out of Virtanen and Goldobin is to yank the leash constantly. If that keeps them from turning into Taylor Hall, I'm all for it

also muh grit

Bout to roll a fat doink for a jackets win tonight
I know I need to clean my desk

>hedman out
>tampa wants gudbransson
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

six and a half teeth

what are those meds for? your crazy pills?

>all that RAW paraphernalia

cuck. lets see your bud i bet it's shit.

last digit is how many games he plays before his inevitable injury

>ritalin
checks out

also you need a joint rolling machine, you're a pleb or a fat fuck with huge fingers.

>0
RIP

is that the a.d.d. shit?

>gets injured this game
kek wouldnt be a surprise

Whiskey shots with beer chasers
I drink every day

GODDAMNIT

yeah
the columbro was prescribed an equivalent

>every day
rip liver

I have depression and ADHD
I mean it was only $13 a gram so I’ve got a little higher quality weed than normal but it’s pretty good honestly smokes better than it looks
I’m going to get medical when Ohio gets their medical licenses

its so much easier to just quickly load a bong bowl and take a hit.

>paying $13/gram

Look at all those seeds lol, that's bad.

Huge fingers, I can roll just too hard with my fingers Yeah but it’s too fucking cold right now for a bowl, and too windy, cleveland is getting about 12 inches right now

i feel like weed would make your depression worse as it would make you lazy and unmotivated. at least thats how it felt when used to smoke it

hongcouver more like bongcouver

Yup, that’s why I do it at night when the day is over
Depression is a hell of a disease and only gets worse with stressI purchased an ounce, this is the end of the bag

that's cool i'm just busting your balls

13 x 28 = 364
I think you got ripped off

Nah, it’s normally $16 a gram gave me an oz for 360It’s good man a little banter is nice

o wow >we scored

BORTSCHIIIIIIIIIIII

SVEN "GRIZZLY" BEAR "CHEESE"

LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE until he gets injured again

TIE GAME

TORTS BTFO

OUR YEAR

BEARchi
woooooo

lololol markshit wtf are you doing breh

>all_smiles.jpg

MARKSTROM YOU USELESS SWEDISH COCKSUCKER

WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING OUT OF THE NET

DO NOT GO OUT OF THE FUCKING NET

FUCK

EVERY TIME

>panarin literally missing an empty net 3 feet away

jackets just lost to buffalel you really think they can beat the based booser booger blaster?

how mad was torts

dunno I only listened to the game
probably a little peeved
went back and watched the highlights that second buffalo goal was hilarious

do the jackets like play down to their opponents level? i wasnt really expecting this game to be close.

they do have a couple key injuries tbf

OH SHIT M8

HAHAHA BASED GUDBRANSSON INCREASING HIS TRADE VALUE

gubranson making a case for himself to get dealt before the deadline

so is guddy worth a 3rd round pick now?

HOLY SHIT WHAT

ERIK "BAD" GUDBRANSON SCORED A FUCKING GOAL

HIS FIRST OF THE YEAR

NUCKS SOMEHOW TAKE THE LEAD

BOBROVSKY STILL ON THE CASE

THIS IS THE MOMENT IT ALL TURNS AROUND

BOESER HATTY INCOMING

CUP CONFIRMED

OUR FUCKING YEAR

guddy trade hivemind

why does green hate goldy so much?