Top Cop Edition
>injuries
>misery
>crushed dreams
>eliteness
>torts
GET IN HERE
Top Cop Edition
>injuries
>misery
>crushed dreams
>eliteness
>torts
GET IN HERE
>torts
the absolute madman
are >we even going to win a game before the 5 day bye?
>everyone ded
>long road trip
>facing a goalie armored with the pure power of memes
t-this is going to go great
fuck this guy
didn't one of these teams just lose to the fucking sabres?
LMAO
CANUCKS!
>4pm start
i dont like this meme, but its probably better than the 10pm start for easties
remember when jakkets were west and they were absolutely shit tier but the canucks would still lose to them anyway because of the meme that the canucks beat good teams but lost to all the shit ones? good times
Ducks brother living in Seattle here, is a game in Vancouver worth going to? I know it's expensive as hell but I miss going to games. Just moved up north a month ago, at least there's an all-hockey bar nearby my place.
I have fun
Torts did nothing wrong
>Nucks 7-12-3 at home
You'll have a good time if Anaheim's visiting
OH LAWD HERE WE GO
THANK YOU BASED MARKSTROM
depends on who it is. if its a meme game like the yotes or something then not only are the tickets cheap but guaranteed to be a fun game. i guess it depends on what youre willing to see because some teams are expensive as fuck
welp
if you watch them play a team nobody cares about you can get tickets for relatively cheaper. the panthers, buffalo or the coyotes games probably wont be close to sell outs.
THIS IS OUR YEAR to win the lottery
WE OILERS NOW
i think its the opposite. if its a guaranteed win then tickets sell fast because theyre also cheap aka yotes
big brock boeser builds calder basement
>sven bartschi
lel
...
>this reminds me that im watching the home feed and not snp
fucking hell every time
the schedule is weird this year. >we havent even played the yotes yet. then we play the yotes 4 times in like a month. there will be tickets.
Yeah, I'm thinking of taking another Anaheim fan in the area up north for the March meetup coming soon. If I have to spend more that should be fine. Went to a Vegas game this year though, energy of the place was legit. Don't know if it will last forever though.
poor tanev, most cursed man alive
meanwhile vgk has played all 4 games vs the yotes
>8-1 shots
coach green is gonna freak!
they are getting badly outplayed by a team that lost to buffalel last night.
>mfw edler peaked at age 26
...
>talk shit about edler
>he does something
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
omg his twitter is even better
i imagine its the same for edler if he even has one
I regret not going to a Knights game when I was down there. That and somehow not hitting the Heart Attack Grill
Ducks games are usually pretty cheap at Rogers, because people have a pretty good sense of what's going to happen. I'd go
>july 16, 2012
its like a time capsule
HAHAHAHAHHAHA VANKEKVER
>based Jackyl
Good times
>no alternates tonight on a game where alternates would normally have been used
PLEASE BRING BACK THE CANNON ALTERNATES ADDIDAS
>BJ fan
R A R E
A
R
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>brocks bonuses couldnt even afford a condo downtown
just fuck this city up pham
condos are the only thing remotely affordable, its the housing thats completely fucked
he didnt, and his twitter basically matched tanev's
one tweet upon creation and last tweet back in 2012
jesus how did gaunce even make it to the nhl lmao
>muh good ol' ontario boys
>nhl expands to 31 teams
>we lose a competent nhl tier defenseman for nothing (sbisa)
>have to replace him with some career ahler
its going to happen again when they go to 32 teams. there just isnt enough elite talent for 32 teams.
Because literally everyone else is dead or worse
JUST
he cant even stick handle and struggles with simple passes. JUST
Is he the greatest American coach of all time
yeah, idk if its even a contest
i should have greentexted the canucks
>tfw keep forgetting its friday
Yeah, he looks like a career callup. Too bad, every so often he shows flashes of solid 3rd-liner play
God damn that was a saucy pass by wennberg
>feel like shit (possibly sick?)
>going to drink myself to sleep and watch hockey until I do
he gets more icetime on a regular basis than jakke and goldobin and he basically does even less than they do.
what are you drinking?
i only drink on meme games
Yeah, looks the way to get performance out of Virtanen and Goldobin is to yank the leash constantly. If that keeps them from turning into Taylor Hall, I'm all for it
also muh grit
Bout to roll a fat doink for a jackets win tonight
I know I need to clean my desk
>hedman out
>tampa wants gudbransson
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
six and a half teeth
what are those meds for? your crazy pills?
>all that RAW paraphernalia
cuck. lets see your bud i bet it's shit.
last digit is how many games he plays before his inevitable injury
>ritalin
checks out
also you need a joint rolling machine, you're a pleb or a fat fuck with huge fingers.
>0
RIP
is that the a.d.d. shit?
>gets injured this game
kek wouldnt be a surprise
Whiskey shots with beer chasers
I drink every day
GODDAMNIT
yeah
the columbro was prescribed an equivalent
>every day
rip liver
I have depression and ADHD
I mean it was only $13 a gram so I’ve got a little higher quality weed than normal but it’s pretty good honestly smokes better than it looks
I’m going to get medical when Ohio gets their medical licenses
its so much easier to just quickly load a bong bowl and take a hit.
>paying $13/gram
Look at all those seeds lol, that's bad.
Huge fingers, I can roll just too hard with my fingers Yeah but it’s too fucking cold right now for a bowl, and too windy, cleveland is getting about 12 inches right now
i feel like weed would make your depression worse as it would make you lazy and unmotivated. at least thats how it felt when used to smoke it
hongcouver more like bongcouver
Yup, that’s why I do it at night when the day is over
Depression is a hell of a disease and only gets worse with stressI purchased an ounce, this is the end of the bag
that's cool i'm just busting your balls
13 x 28 = 364
I think you got ripped off
Nah, it’s normally $16 a gram gave me an oz for 360It’s good man a little banter is nice
o wow >we scored
BORTSCHIIIIIIIIIIII
SVEN "GRIZZLY" BEAR "CHEESE"
LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE until he gets injured again
TIE GAME
TORTS BTFO
OUR YEAR
BEARchi
woooooo
lololol markshit wtf are you doing breh
>all_smiles.jpg
MARKSTROM YOU USELESS SWEDISH COCKSUCKER
WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING OUT OF THE NET
DO NOT GO OUT OF THE FUCKING NET
FUCK
EVERY TIME
>panarin literally missing an empty net 3 feet away
jackets just lost to buffalel you really think they can beat the based booser booger blaster?
how mad was torts
dunno I only listened to the game
probably a little peeved
went back and watched the highlights that second buffalo goal was hilarious
do the jackets like play down to their opponents level? i wasnt really expecting this game to be close.
they do have a couple key injuries tbf
OH SHIT M8
HAHAHA BASED GUDBRANSSON INCREASING HIS TRADE VALUE
gubranson making a case for himself to get dealt before the deadline
so is guddy worth a 3rd round pick now?
HOLY SHIT WHAT
ERIK "BAD" GUDBRANSON SCORED A FUCKING GOAL
HIS FIRST OF THE YEAR
NUCKS SOMEHOW TAKE THE LEAD
BOBROVSKY STILL ON THE CASE
THIS IS THE MOMENT IT ALL TURNS AROUND
BOESER HATTY INCOMING
CUP CONFIRMED
OUR FUCKING YEAR
guddy trade hivemind
why does green hate goldy so much?