Official Winnipeg Jets @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

7:30 PM start. Puck drop soon after.

Drinking alone and shitposting on a Friday night edition.

>Shitcago Blackcawks

hutchinson called up because mason is ill.
they should play him, the hawks couldn’t score a goal on him to save their lives.

Time for Hockey

>read that Kane, Toews, Seabrook, and Keith have no-trade clauses
welp

That was known when they signed their shitty contracts. The Hawks are so fucked.

>it's a konroyd game
time to break out the hard liquor

>6 more years of Brent "Punished" Seabrook
Fucking kill me now

Oh so the real one is missing. Fuck.

Would explain his nose-diving performance.

did they run out of indians for the anthem?

It would explain a lot.

this stuff has a kick to it

Taste good?

yup
usually barrel aged beers do (if you like that kinda thing)

>it's a former hawk player does well against the hawks episode

GLASS

>Pritzger on tape talking to Blago
hmmm, maybe he's not the shoe-in I thought he was

I will say lads, chicago style dogs are god-tier.
I had like five or six during my week in a chicago last month.
wolfy’s ftw

>wolfy's
I've never been, but they look decent on their website, so I think you chose well leaf
did you get any beef sandwiches?

I almost want to send Pat some fan-mail with this picture.

Funny how these Blackhawk threads are dead now that they suck...

or this one

>that pic
>expecting a leaf to have any decency

>dead now that they suck
Doesn't matter kid. Everything is Reddit-*Team* according to /hoc/

Were they ever fun? Just lonely dudes slowly getting drunk, clinging to other pseudo hockey fans.

>Pierre was a coach
>Konroyd played for him
What a truly awful pairing.

>slowly
I take offense to that sir

Awwww fuck that woulda been a great meme goal

The trick is to last until the end of the game. That's why free hockey is man-mode.

>Forsling being a fucking hero
jesus christ

Jesus fuck that was close

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST

>almost giving up a goal on a delayed penalty

>parents are visiting tomorrow

well time to clean my apartment even though my mom will complain about how dirty it is regardless

Tell her to fuck off. Additionally, explain to her that your place is a cunt-free zone.

So when do the Hawks start tanking and dumping players like the Captain for salary cap space?

>caring what your parents think

see
they can't dump the players with high trade value

read

>that insulting dab of tzatziki
Do Jews own the place?

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KAMPF

KANPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>jets have been credited with nyan shots on goal
Pat is getting tired of the android.

TOO MUCH MAN

how fucking hard is it to count to 5

who the fuk is kampf?

I can't stop seeing a young Haley Joel Osment in Jordan Oesterle.

call-up from rockford
I think this is his first NHL game

>this guy comes up to your goalie and smacks his ass
What do you do?
Also, you are correct. Rockford call-up.

Please pull this off jets bros fuck the flames

THANK YOU BASED GLASS

>FUCK YOU!
hahahaha
GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RUTTA

RUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just realized, aside from the night where everyone got to score, I haven't typed the "power 4's" name in regards to goals much lately

really makes you think

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RUTTA

What did you mean by this?

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David Kampf just stylied on that faggot.

Gotcha. Sharp must be fucking his wife again.

>Toews only has one less penalty minute than Hartman and is 3rd overall on the team for time spent in the box

Did I miss anything fun in the game?

Picked up some Pipeworks, Bruery, Delirium, and Lagunitas. It's gonna a comfy night

Pat's been opening up the mailbag

Seriously? That seems ridiculous since Hartman seems to be hellbent on spending the most time in the box of shame.

Hayden is the clear winner at 43
Hartman in second at 31
Toews in third at 30
Wingels in fourth at 28
Panik in fifth at 26

>Panik was traded for le prospect that never quite meets expectations

deer god

>Hayden first
Don't even care. I like Hayden. I like the way he plays, fights, motivates, etc.

But Hartman and Toews only 1 penalty minute apart seems unreal. I know Toews takes, seemingly, pants-on-head retarded penalties but I didn't think it was that bad.

>deer god
Ironic given the statement that Bowman gave today (yesterday?) about "being patient" with this "young" hawks team.

Solid 8 milf
Maybe 8.5

>assblasted jest

Why do I feel like shit whenever I drink? Am I getting old?

you feel like shit while drinking or the next day?

While drinkingt

>pastie
Why even bother m8?

>Feeling shit the next day
This is now me. I take it as my telltale sign I'm getting old.

Terminal cancer, pussy.

you're drinking either too fast or too slow

I'm starting to legitimately think if we send Pat a letter he'll just read it

Let's do it. I want Pat to know he means alot to us. Before he ascends to Hockey Valhalla.

>we're all big fans the Laotian basket weaving club in naperville

That would be perfect.

>Naperville, Southside Chicago

I miss big buff

>GLASS
Making a strong case for rape township v2

>tfw neighbors with a Vietnam war-bride
One of the nicest ladies I've ever met and one of the best neighbors I've ever had.

oh look, Toews in the box again

TOEWS IN SECOND

But seriously, FUCK.

in the past every once in awhile toews decides he's an enforcer, but what the fuck is this shit

I fucking love this hockey team

GLASS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>enforcer
Enforcer my fucking ass
Stop taking stupid, shitty penalties. The same applies with Hartman.


Heart attacks and over-intoxication. What a life.

Oh I agree it's laughable, but I always chuckle when toews drops the gloves against someone who is clearly a better fighter
happens a few times a season

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>but I always chuckle when toews drops the gloves against someone who is clearly a better fighter
Absolutely. That shit is equal parts hilarious and *true underdog* story.


>Laine scores
Not surprised
FUCK

>tfw you realize that the kids today will have no idea what the fuck you're talking about in terms of golden age simpsons references
oh god

>simpsons
Like the cartoon, m8?

Cmon jets let at least one good guy win tonight

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I was going to make fun of the people leaving early but then I saw the kid on crutches so fair enough

>Cartoon
Is that like a type of anime?

I'm sorry lad.

>GLASS-TOWNSHIP

THAt was soo fuckiNG CLOSE