/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition
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when does the next fight start?
when do we get to see the gender war?
Bless (You) bros
Has a woman won yet?
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I'm good
got myself a combo hitter lads way better than whatever bas rutten has come out with
you're really not..
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Romero I consider Rockhold's easiest matchup in the Top 5. He operates exclusively at ranges Rockhold enjoys, kicking distance, and in close for takedowns. Rockhold has a huge kicking advantage, and is the best in the sport at reversing takedowns into scrambles, which he invariably comes out on top of. Rockhold sucks in the pocket, but lucky for him, Romero never tries to fight that type of fight.
How do I achieve Rockhold's TDD level?
bisping is a handsome lad
Don't move out of your Mother's house.
just be yourself
For sure Mike Brown, Faber, Florian, Korean Zombie and cub are elite top fighters my dude 100% absolute list of killers, murderer's row. Aldo fought such top competition.
uhh, yeah, he did
those are all really tough fighters
Quick Rena update
Rena did Fuji TV yesterday morning
Compared to dennis siver and Marcus brimage?
the spinning teep will land, my guy
*teeps you*
He fought everyone there was available to fight. Also Mike Brown and Faber are former champs
I can do the same
For sure Brimage, Siver, Brandão are elite top fighters my dude
The absolute state of the middle weight division
bisping era is over only fail brits commemorate his legacy
probably fight never again
T-Woodley
Has anyone here ever watched a full Invicta card?
I can't even imagine how awful it must be.
how are you still up,dont you ever sleep you tough bastard
I'm pretty excited for the Santiago vs Burnell fight desu lads
slavic magic
prime schaub would heem ngannou
New sumo tournament starts tomorrow lads
Imagine if Bisping never took the Gastelum fight, lol. He'd probably be right back in there for a Rockhold rematch. Fucking idiot.
he thought he'd just walk through gastelum and be back at number 1 contender hahahahahah
woodley is such a bitch. i watched most of his recent appearance on the joe rogan mma show. he moaned and complained continuously for an hour+
Bisping never turns down a fight, he's a true fighter
A true retard.
If Bipshit hadn't fought Gastelum, and hence wouldn't have slipped down to 7th but rather would have remained 2nd in the UFC rankings - would he be getting the interim shot right now over Yoel?
Bipshit vs Luke III is a fight I'd want to watch.
except for guys like whittaker, yoel, jacare or anyone else that scares the fuck out of him
Jacare should have replaced Wihttaker
he didn't turn them down buddeh
Yes, it's a much bigger name matchup.
yeah he ducked them
He literally said he'd fight GSP with his injured knee but took a year off for surgery when Jacare was offered. Straight duck. Get over it.
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Ranked in the Middleweight division:
(4) GSP (Not going to fight at MW again)
(7) Bisping (Retirement imminent)
(9) Anderson Silva (Junkie. Will not fight again)
(12) Belfort (Retirement imminent)
The whole thing is a mess.
And to top it all off the #1 contender is almost 41.
A middleweight with an injured knee is basically a welterweight. What do you not understand?
all these chechn and dagestani pooftah's in the chat
What did he mean by this?
Here's where my money is going tonight:
Jessica Eye @ 4/5 against Faria
Krause at 4/6 vs White
Johnson at 8/13 vs Elkins
Hall at 3/10 vs Vitor
Choi at 8/13 vs Stephens
Where am I wrong?
>He's turning into an African American
NO FRANCIS NO
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT
Can someone tell me what "finna" is?
>tonight
It's tomorrow.
Monday at 3am.
>betting on GITC Queen Jessica Eye
>ever
enjoy being broke dumb ass nigga
Is there a single non-mentally-handicapped person that doesn't want Stipay to KO niggano?
finna bus a nut mayn knowmsayn
compacted version of "fixing to", it basically expresses some sort of intent.
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are we all in the acb chat?
Anyone know what the best source is for MMA betting predictions?
Just watched most of the MMA Vivisection with Zane Simon and Connor Ruebusch but not sure whether to trust their picks.
FUCK ROBERT WHITTAKER
i'm sick of this shit. I was becoming a fan of his but now i know he's a careless pussy! if anyone was pulling out my money was on rockhold. fucks sake lads!!!
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I think Cannetti at 13/5 against Kung is interesting. I have that beign a 50/50 fight.
they still gonna charge $60 for this? lol
Yoel Romero vs. Luke Rockhold
Mark Hunt vs. Curtis Blaydes
Tai Tuivasa vs. Cyril Asker
Jake Matthews vs. Li Jingliang
Tyson Pedro vs. Saparbek Safarov
Yoel wins, methinks
Me. Put the house on Usman via decision.
see
I'm gonna call bullshit. No way he uses finna ever. Somebody put him up to this.
Literally all of these are very risky:
>Jessica Eye
Constantly chokes and makes dumb decisions in seemingly winnable fights
>Krause
Well-rounded but fights like he doesn't want to hurt his opponent
>Johnson
First fight at 145 and he's never even made a practice cut. And he's fighting against an opponent with a grinding style and great cardio.
>Hall
If Vitor is even half on his game, then he'll very easily knock Hall out. It's a miracle hall won his last fight against Jotko. He somehow survived almost getting flatlined in round 1 then his opponent gassed in round 2 and he won by TKO.
>Choi
If he fights like he did against Swanson then Stephens will knock him out cold.
>home country
unironically schaub. much as i hate the faggot
Scrobe said Aldo would beat Conor
Lol average fight night
unironically wish it was bisping vs. rockhold 3
>Bagnolet
What a shock.
a justifiable prediction. conor had beaten poirier and 1 week chad, and aldo had looked invincible up to that point.
it's only after that fight that the amount of people saying "conor keeps proving himself, wouldnt bet against him" shot up. unfortunately he fought nate diaz next lol
same desu
seriously?
i always thought it was a weird slang for gonna
it's like gonna
>Rockhold vs Romero for Interim title
WTF DANA ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID JESUS FUCK YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
that too.
jimmy smith fucking stinks the ufc doesn't know what the hell they're doing
it is, he's just explaining how it came about.
Yeah, should have been Gastelum
Bisping should take some time off. And I say this as someone that hates him.
Lmao, Smith is the best colour commentator in the business by a mile and actually cares about doing his job well, and actually fought MMA, unlike some other bald pricks.
dana is stupid
do you think 40 year old roidmero is going to win?
he lost to weidman, romero was the best option.
bet you he's kicking himself for taking the gastelum fight now.
Nope. Rockhold is a really tough matchup for him.
t. never watched fight quest
thoughts on this physique? how do I go about attaining it lads?
Yoel > Bisping >>> Cockhold
steroids
Thicc af tbqh
jimmy smith is a shit human being and commentator
what is your maximum bench press for reps?
HGH. usada can't detect that shit