OFFICIAL TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR v EVERTON MATCH THREAD

5:30pm kick-off.

TOT: Lloris, Aurier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Dembele, Eriksen, Alli, Son, Kane
>Subs: Trippier, Lamela, Wanyama, Vorm, Sissoko, Llorente, Walker-Peters

EVE: Everton XI: Pickford, Kenny, Holgate, Jagielka, Martina, McCarthy, Gueye, Bolasie, Rooney, Sigurdsson, Tosun
>Subs: Schneiderlin, Williams, Lennon, Niasse, Calvert-Lewin, Lookman, Robles

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I fucking hate niggers

>fake shitdrid

Everton are the most racist fans, disgusting

sky or bt ads

Honestly, I fucking love Southampton getting fucked every week, their fans were delighted when Liverpool didn't sign Van Dijk in the summer when they would have been better off using the money then to buy some good players

Everton could have realistically won the league.

>tfw don't know if gay or prison gay or just simply no or bi curious

Real Madrid gonna come calling for Harry Kane?

Why did you steal my post from the 3pm KO thread? That's really strange

You masturbate too much and conditioned your brain to be in love with your own dick, Aka autogynephillia

why join a club who wont even make champions league football next season?

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everton could realistically win the league

I love spurs lads

Lads, it’s spurs

Tosun debut goal Y/N

Fixed your picture. Spurs are at home, teams are the wrong way round.

3-1 spurs

kane
alli
kane

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Rooney team vs Kane team?

Hello, I am here to laugh.

smelly alley isnt scoring

Did Everton really pay 35 million for some Turkish farmer?

what time is it in aussie land

Is Tosun one of the good Muslims or a bad one?

Lads we need Tosun puns asap

>Tofu

Is this roach any good?

What's Deli Alli's favourite part of a supermarket?

The deli alley

Is Holgate gonna get banned for lying about racist abuse, or do we just forget what happened now?

>Sam Allardyce
>Everton
>Everton's fans
>Everton's squad

Top fuxking kek

4:32 AM

>Tossern

>Rooney remember there is no fergie behind him

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>poosun

>Tojam

>todum

Can't ban him for it, it'd be racist. Also your post comes across as a bit racist desu lad.

Everton already getting stretched.

They won't last for 90 minutes playing this way on the large Wembley pitch

the tosun one (goal a season)

t. corbynista

Last two digits are how many times Alli dives today

>posted in a game thread with 2 teams based in the safest Labour seats in the country

Every field is the same size dumbass

After he does nothing all game
>Tosub

>cenk
>pronounced jenk

Really makes you think

annnnnnnnnd how exactly is that an insult?

>having different size fields
some """"sport""""" you have there

No they're not Amerishit, don't reveal your ignorance.

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New to soccer can somebody give me the /nfl/ equivalent to Rooney going to Everton from Manchester?

No they're not you utter fucktard

Piss off you clueless yank

tom brady going to the jets

No they aren't.

Please keep politics out of this thread thanks

>When an American tries to seem intelligent and makes themselves look retarded

Spuds were only good because they could press teams on their tiny meme pitch, without the old WHL they are nothing

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We don't watch that shit sport you yank prick

I read this in your disgusting accent, especially the way you mutts say "Manchester"

Same as Lebron going back to the Cavs if that helps, only Lebron went back when he was still good.

corynistas are deluded soyboys who've never had a real job

Imagine falling for such obvious bait
Grim

Lynch going to the Raiders

tosun in barkley out is unironically fucking good. big same is an elite manager.

joe montana going to the chefs

>Look it up
>Its true
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK?

>This confuses the European

How do we pronounce Manchester compared to brits?

What constitutes a ‘real’ job la?

>all these mad pakis
43% lmao

Gylfi and tosun connecting nicely

How do you expect us to pronounce it, like a bunch of faggot brits who say "Mumchestah"

>corynistas are deluded soyboys who've never had a real job

Imagine actually typing this out without cringing.

Americans don't have accents

OY BRUV WANNA DOWN TO DA POOB FUR A POINT

>tothun
>big tham
>erikthen

So are spurs' goal to field the entire English NT?

>you

When are Americans getting banished to /asp/?

Haha just pretending...

A cheerleader getting fucked by a linebacker

>t*Rk roach and inbred icenigger
match made in heaven

>i-i-i was only pretending to be retarded
> look mummy!! I'm doing it!!! Look mummy I'm being a Internet troll!!!

State of yanks

Bane?

What's a real job these days?

I worked in kitchens for 7 years and now I teach maths, kitchen was way more difficult but I think teaching is considered a more 'real' job

>Bolasie

*runs into the fullback*

can't stop watching interracial porn despite being a right winger lads

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There has never been a rule that football pitches must be the exact same size. They have to be within a certain range, and the range obviously isn't that big.

What the fuck do you think 'home advantage' is? You get to play on your pitch, which you train on and are accustomed to.

Most clubs choose the size of their pitch based on their playing philosophy. Teams that play a possession game prefer a bigger one, teams that play a pressing game prefer a smaller one. Adapting to the pitch at every ground is a part of the game.

One of the first things Poccetino insisted on for Tottenham's new stadium is that they increase the size of the pitch to better suit his training methods.

>Americans posting during euro/sp/

How the fuck isn't that a booking for dembele?

They are both fine jobs

My comment was aimed at little kids still in Uni who've MAYBE worked a part-time job at Home and Bargains and heard Jeremy Corbyn promise to make everyone rich through magic and were stupid enough to buy into it

love this girl. her and annette edmonson threesome would be godly.

Who is better, Dembele or dabbing Dembele

Yeah there's no magic money tree guys!

*spends billions bribing the DUP*

moussa dembele

The french one.

>"user, lick my abs"

What do?