No aussies allowed edition
/brit/
made a new also:
nobody gives a fuck about dolan anymore. literally relevant 4 years ago
hey
What will you name your first son, /brit/?
anselm
Whatever his mother wants, I would be too afraid of being accused of rape after the fact to argue
amer
I don't want to live on your shitty, muslim-infested shithole miserable, cold and rainy island anyway.
what's the plan for today then laddos?
Mohammed
Gday*
2 syllables with at least 1 nickname
also nothing gay
Chung Bo
Went to the gym, looked for bugs, went shopping
Now it's 4pm and I'm done for the day so will start drinking
Anyone else get really indecisive when shopping?
Like if I buy a shirt, I'll factor in the cost, will I lose weight, will I still want this shirt if my fashion sense changes, am I buying a bad unfashionable item of clothing and I just don't know it today, etc. etc.
Gonna watch the yank shows that recently started their new seasons without me noticing, maybe have a wank and then have a cursory argument with myself about not drinking because I have work tomorrow before I start drinking
nah none of that
I just go to Matalan and buy a load of whatever is the right size.
Alexander-Augustus
Bo Yan
cuntnigger
>Gonna watch the yank shows
Was in a gay bar last night lads
Was in a gay lad last night bars
knowing my luck if i even have children it will be all girls
Took some bars with a gay lad last night
tim or kev
Idk her but she say she know me yeah
do this as well and will stres over spending 30 quid on a shirt or something and then will drop 50 quid at an overpriced bar without a second thought, need to get my priorities straight
which one was it in soho?
Augustus Gloop?
just delivered a devastating right hook to liam gallagher because I mistook him for his brother
as you were
innit bruv
i'm english
Why do finns look the way they do
How unfortunate
swedish genes
feeling a bit crook x
whats that like?
why are you representing england with a londoner?
the narwhal bacons at midnight
enjoying both /brit/s at once
considering importing my posts here for extra (You) farming
will take it up with the board of directors
celts are acting feral again
thats an /aus/ mate
rule numero uno of brit posting:
*clears throat*
1- All threads with a surplus of subject i.e brit / aus / cum etc, is deemed JF thenceforth and in no circumstances deemed /brit/
love boozing
hate being hungover
simple as
praying to allah (praise be!) that the celts settle down (inshallah)
Woes kino
teddy's got the cum wiper—er i mean swiper
virus
exams all week
...
british cuisine is much better than swedish cuisine
just had some great bacon lads, it was superb
frankly my dear I dont give a damn
yes
but unlike this runt:
i also stress about paying any money at overpriced things.
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based nigger
>22nd October 2017
>Britain STILL hasn't declared war on Pakistan or Poland
Really thought today was the day
Hey Monica :3 x
want you dead
Hmmm
>Day before toil
who am I kidding I don't work
Watched a discussion on sexual harassment on BBC Ones Sunday Morning Live
Now watching College football on ESPN
Hiya, friend!
The universe wants all Australians dead
Hence global warming
considering how yankified our culture has become, how long until it's "trendy" to hack off the tip of your newborn infants genitals?
Pakis will take over an enforce it before culture shifts enough that we do it by choice
Applying for a coat of arms, need a good motto
Help me out
get off your lazy ass and get a job you little punk
Only jobs in Australia are emu farming and crap like that
is this post supposed to be funny?
Why isn't a 4x4 called a sixteen lads
because then it could be 6x3
duh
will be aborted, assuming it ever even attempts to exist
>this is the thread with the tripfag
aaaaand back we go
back in this one now
erm
*parachutes into the thread*
ah yes. how is everyone?
hate this moni matt
no you don't at all
sick of these whiny redditer wannabes who act like Sup Forums is some curse that makes them a loser and they need some 12 step program to become a normalfag
youtube.com
choon
*gathers your parachute*
shall be using this as a tarp
you are jewish
matt
what
Hum
based ass niggers
down by the river
i shot my baby
down by the river
dead, i shot her dead
Let's put Britain first for once
Anyone disagree?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, England first
Just found out i was reported to HR again on Friday lads.
hello /brit/
that would involve a tripfag kristallnacht I'm afraid
if you're willing to sacrifice yourself for the greater good then be my guest
any ISTP man in?
for why?
oh heck did they install wifi in the looney bin? haha x
'
>not knowing ribena
oh dear welcome to the chon kid