/brit/

No aussies allowed edition

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made a new also:

nobody gives a fuck about dolan anymore. literally relevant 4 years ago

hey

What will you name your first son, /brit/?

anselm

Whatever his mother wants, I would be too afraid of being accused of rape after the fact to argue

amer

I don't want to live on your shitty, muslim-infested shithole miserable, cold and rainy island anyway.

what's the plan for today then laddos?

Mohammed

Gday*

2 syllables with at least 1 nickname
also nothing gay

Chung Bo

Went to the gym, looked for bugs, went shopping
Now it's 4pm and I'm done for the day so will start drinking

Anyone else get really indecisive when shopping?

Like if I buy a shirt, I'll factor in the cost, will I lose weight, will I still want this shirt if my fashion sense changes, am I buying a bad unfashionable item of clothing and I just don't know it today, etc. etc.

Gonna watch the yank shows that recently started their new seasons without me noticing, maybe have a wank and then have a cursory argument with myself about not drinking because I have work tomorrow before I start drinking

nah none of that

I just go to Matalan and buy a load of whatever is the right size.

Alexander-Augustus

Bo Yan

cuntnigger

>Gonna watch the yank shows

Was in a gay bar last night lads

Was in a gay lad last night bars

knowing my luck if i even have children it will be all girls

Took some bars with a gay lad last night

tim or kev

Idk her but she say she know me yeah

do this as well and will stres over spending 30 quid on a shirt or something and then will drop 50 quid at an overpriced bar without a second thought, need to get my priorities straight

which one was it in soho?

Augustus Gloop?

just delivered a devastating right hook to liam gallagher because I mistook him for his brother

as you were

innit bruv

i'm english

Why do finns look the way they do

How unfortunate

swedish genes

feeling a bit crook x

whats that like?

why are you representing england with a londoner?

the narwhal bacons at midnight

enjoying both /brit/s at once

considering importing my posts here for extra (You) farming

will take it up with the board of directors

celts are acting feral again

thats an /aus/ mate
rule numero uno of brit posting:
*clears throat*
1- All threads with a surplus of subject i.e brit / aus / cum etc, is deemed JF thenceforth and in no circumstances deemed /brit/

love boozing
hate being hungover
simple as

praying to allah (praise be!) that the celts settle down (inshallah)

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Woes kino

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Ah yes, America

teddy's got the cum wiper—er i mean swiper

virus

exams all week

...

british cuisine is much better than swedish cuisine

just had some great bacon lads, it was superb

frankly my dear I dont give a damn

yes

but unlike this runt:
i also stress about paying any money at overpriced things.

...

based nigger

>22nd October 2017
>Britain STILL hasn't declared war on Pakistan or Poland

Really thought today was the day

Hey Monica :3 x

want you dead

Hmmm

>Day before toil

who am I kidding I don't work

Watched a discussion on sexual harassment on BBC Ones Sunday Morning Live

Now watching College football on ESPN

Hiya, friend!

The universe wants all Australians dead

Hence global warming

considering how yankified our culture has become, how long until it's "trendy" to hack off the tip of your newborn infants genitals?

Pakis will take over an enforce it before culture shifts enough that we do it by choice

Applying for a coat of arms, need a good motto

Help me out

get off your lazy ass and get a job you little punk

Only jobs in Australia are emu farming and crap like that

is this post supposed to be funny?

Why isn't a 4x4 called a sixteen lads

because then it could be 6x3
duh

will be aborted, assuming it ever even attempts to exist

>this is the thread with the tripfag
aaaaand back we go

back in this one now

erm

*parachutes into the thread*

ah yes. how is everyone?

hate this moni matt

no you don't at all

sick of these whiny redditer wannabes who act like Sup Forums is some curse that makes them a loser and they need some 12 step program to become a normalfag

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choon

*gathers your parachute*
shall be using this as a tarp

you are jewish

matt

what

Hum

based ass niggers

down by the river
i shot my baby
down by the river
dead, i shot her dead

Let's put Britain first for once

Anyone disagree?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, England first

Just found out i was reported to HR again on Friday lads.

hello /brit/

that would involve a tripfag kristallnacht I'm afraid

if you're willing to sacrifice yourself for the greater good then be my guest

any ISTP man in?

for why?

oh heck did they install wifi in the looney bin? haha x

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>not knowing ribena

oh dear welcome to the chon kid