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cut off her bewbs to avoid cancer dick
Real women have no definable sexual characteristics.
thats winona ryder
There was a raw sexual energy around early 00s Angelina Jolie that has never been replicated since.
no you idiot this is the new person they cast as Tomb Raider.
A literal flat chest
Alicia Vikander?
Btw Vikander is better than Jolie ever was.
By doing this
>a flat chest Tomb Raider
>a flat chest Wonder Woman
Why do they do this?
Look I know it's fun to shit on this, but really there are two lara crofts.
Gen 1: Angelina Jolie type
Gen 2 Alicia Vikander type
This movie is a gen 2 Lara.
for me, it's the nip slip in hackers
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>dat anchor baby
... to this?
...To this?
>old lara
>loves raiding tombs and discovery all kinds of cool shit
>nu-Lara
>literally hates tombs
Nice guns.
I hope they capture the essence of the new lara croft who always talks like a good little girl but shoots about 200 men to get to some artifact she wants.
in the new game you even find recordings of the guys you kill where they talk about just being hired and having no idea about what the project is about. poor guys are just trying to get some food on the table for their kids and then this cunt comes along and slaughters them all.
because womyn get offended by smoking hot actresses in the screen, so they only get the hot-ish ones
and because men don't give a crap about how hot an actress look in an action flick, they wanna see the action
Except nuLara from reboot has at least big C maybe D cup
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>sucking in abdomen
>posing slightly side on
>flaring out arms to widen shoulders to make waist appear narrower
new lara is flat chested so who gives a shit
also tomb raider has been a dead franchise since 1998, any attempt to capitalize on the name in the current year is fucking pathetic
>those nipples that are just oscillating up and down
What shitty boob physics
It would be hot if they weren't niggers.
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mama mia
>niggers
jesus christ
Those dicksucking lips are her only saving grace
>new lara is flat chested
wrong, she's a bit smaller than Jolie, who is smaller than original Lara
Why do people like big lips so much? I never thought it was an attractive feature on a persons face. How did she get those anyway? Anyone know Angelina's heritage? Is it mostly fat injections?
>implying flatchest isnt master race
Have fun with your saggy, wrinkled breasts at 30 and debilitating back pain by 35
Flat chests are untermensch as fuck.
>Why do people like big lips so much?
You ever get your dick sucked? Or at least kissed a woman? Juicy lips feel like heaven.
Chris is based. Fuck off
To this.
Nice quads I guess you're right. They feel nice but I don't like how they look.
10/10 DSL
Would have been a much better Lara than the fridge robot.
stop posting cosplay
these bitches can't act
>acting
>in Tomb Raider movie
Lmao. Lara was created to be nothing more than fapbait.
a good strong kek. How hard did she have to work on that costume I wonder. sewing is easy.
its art user! please dont fap to it y-you silly boys~~
>half-nigger
>new lara is flat chested
"No!"
Well, she is Swedish...
>wanting to live past the age of 35
lol
BEST SWEDEN
sauce? she looks a bit like flanagan
> flatchest masterrace
just admit that you're a pedo
lawd those lips