1. Your country

1. Your country
2. Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes.

heck no! aaand haven't!!

I lost her...

yeah

heck no! aaand haven't!!

no

No

No

no

I have a half-Cuban girlfriend
and a quarter-Cuban baby

FUCKING NORMIES GET >>>/OUT/

no

>flag
>no

Make me betaman

I'm far from being a normie, I'm extremely autistic

Why not? :)

About to get one.

Because fuck you

Why don't virgins ever go /out/ and meet people?

because i'm ugly, autistic, manlet, socially awkward and depressed NEET

It's scary to do something you've never done before. seoul-san.

lol

I know for a fact millions of guys like that have girlfriends.

no!

Source? She looks cute.

>filename

1. flag
2. yes, in my imagination

No but it's by choice

>she

oh boy

Relationships are like ketchup.

Normies like and over-praise them, thinking they add a lot of taste to life/food.
In actuality, ketchup overpowers the taste and texture of the food, while relationships needlessly remove other opportunities and goals.

gay?

yes

Soon.

I see it more like this

>have good paid job
>visited quite a few countries
>have bought apartment
>same all over again
>no sense in life other than girlfriend and having somebody to share something with

Asexual

because i'm straight

yeah this happens way too often. Why are 99.9% of males so beta. I will never allow the relationship to take over my life, when I lose my virginity.

I am sure some day you'll get drunk after work, screw some coworker and go back to being really sexual.

Taiwan,Province of china
No

Lie.

Hands off

I'm as lonely as it gets my dudes

Outside? with people?

when is Taiwan legitimately becoming a province of china? You had some agreement, right?

soejkf doesn't come up with anythin

spen
no

>No
why?

Because if you want to cuddle then get a pet.
If you want sex then pay an escort.

Problem solved

USA
No

no, because I'm super reserved to an almost autistic extent, and all the girls worth getting out of my shell over are taken

also live in a very small town so no where to go and meet girls who are actually looking for someone

>paying

I want to rub my dick on the thing I cuddle.

The only problem is that people treat her like air/she doesn't exist and keep on wearing the same white clothes.

Once, my senpaitachi hired a local imam to hurt her. Since then I have to pretend she doesn't exist around my senpaitachi and only be lovey dovey when we're alone.

I just want to be with her.

why would i need a gf?

Then buy a body pillow

>tfw good facial aesthetics but autistic king of manlets with a small frame
suffering

Not anymore.

Australia
No & I never will. I am ugly & autistic & a failure.

...

I wouldn't be here if I had.

Do you think she won't let you?

>screw some coworker

What do if I have no women in the place where I work at all? All my co-workers are 30-60 years old men.

1. Spen
2. No, I've got certain pussies that I call when in need of wetting my dick, wouldn't date such thotties

When you smell her hair though.

I have a croat girlfriend

don't know, man. Are you planning a vacation on the Bulgarian beach line, maybe?

smells like shampoo

No, maybe one day

>tfw had a girlfriend for 5 years
>we never had sex in that time
>only saw her once a month because she lives in Scotland
>sent her money 5 to 6 times a week
>in love with her
>never visited her however
>when I think back I was obviously a beta provider and nothing else
>for example said 'I love you' to her all the time and even the reference I used for the bank transfers I made to her was 'LUVUB4BY'
>she never expressed things like this to me
>when the Scottish referendum happened she tricked me into spending £2000 on anti-English posters and promotional materials because she 'wanted to decorate her room with reminders of me' but actually wanted to spread anti-english hatred
>didn't mind, told her I hate England
>paid a homeless scottish man to wipe his arsehole with an english flag and sent her the video to please her
>tfw she stopped talking to me when she got an actual boyfriend

>extremely autistic
>has a girlfriend
how?

>>we never had sex in that time

You didn't have a girlfriend. You know this right? Didn't read the rest.

Jesus what

that's HK

nice meme but love is a powerfull engine. :3

I don't know, actually
I have nothing to offer and for some reason she still loves me

It can not be true.

Haha funny. I love you.

not when you cum in the shampoo bottle

My hands get sweaty and gross when I touch another human being.
I could never have a girlfriend because she would never want to hold hands with me unless I were wearing gloves all the time.

>tfw 26 & have no experience with woman at all.

No, a bf :3

that's bullshit but I believe it

you were far beyond the beta provider level

>Are you planning a vacation on the Bulgarian beach line, maybe?

I wish I could do that, but I'm not allowed to travel abroad.

...

>i'm not allowed to travel abroad
What happened?

Bad idea, she'll get pregnant when she shampoos her vagina hair.

>she still loves me
How do you know?

Some NTR plot line material right there.

>broke up with gf almost a year and a half ago
>half hearted dates and random tinder hookups since then
>tfw I just want someone to hold me while we watch a movie together
>tfw was planning to ask out a girl I know yesterday but learned she has a boyfriend
>tfw I got a haircut yesterday and realised how good it felt just to be touched by another human being
>was walking hope Saturday night and saw all these people with their friends going out to have fun and realised that the last time I was invited out on a night out was months ago
>tfw just moved to a new city and don't really have any good friends yet, but even then, I'd see my friends only rarely back home
>tfw I realised just how incredibly lonely I was last night when I was grocery shopping and had to exercise all of my willpower not to just break down and start crying in the middle of the shop

You are a huge faggot.

sauce?

Don't watch porn. It's bad for you.

It's related to my job.

Holy shit you absolute faggot.

Can't believe this is the country that wrestled world domination away from us.

What are you FSB?
Tax police?

Honestly yes.
28 years old and been wit the same chick since we were 17.

My mom keeps bitching about marriage but why rush it? Just a waste of money.

Yes.

to seal the deal, so its harder for her to run away

Meh. She's not a slave, she either likes me enough to stay around or she leaves.
Marriage won't change that.
Maybe someday when or if we have kids. Not before.