Thoughts on Germans

ITT: we talk about Germans. Not their shill government, just the people.

Personal experiences/ general thoughts on the Krauts.

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Theyre very gay

Personal experience:

Stayed with two brothers and their family for foreign exchange.

>one was whiny who got upset when he didn't get his way, always tried to be funny.

>other drank like a fish and would make racist jokes in front of his mother.

Ex: "My humor is so black it picks cotton!"

That joke is lit as fuck maaaaine

I was raised in a rural village in Southern Germany
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denkingen)
As I posted in the other thread, Germans are mostly:
- constantly in fear (implies the others)
- egoistic
- conformist
And totally fucked by white / German guilt.
It's a small country with too many people (pop. density).
Everytime I was on holiday and came back (even if it was scottland), Germany felt incredibly tense.
Stick in ass, constant stress, sterile.
I despise it.
People care onl about themselves, but not quiet actually, more what people think of them.
This applies to cities as well as villages.
If you have any questions,a sk me more.
This is only my pretty negative view.
22/m/student in Tübingen.

nice people expect the white neo nazi edge lords.

A wise man never trust German plumbing

I would like to thank them for my last name and the name calling I endured in History class because of it.

Great generals, Skilled warriors, and qt gurrrls but they are always let down by their shitty governments and poor choice of allies. Germany, despite being an Englishman I hope you get better soon, no nation has had a more rough 20th century than you.

and your last name is? also eye-color and image of your fingerprint pls user

>t. not german v-mann

FUUUUUUUUCKING KEKEKEKEK!!!!!

We once went on a trip to Dachau, I masturbated in the showers, no joke.

Just kill us already

Sounds like something a Goy would do

indeed schlomo.

Meeting my relatives over there was interesting. I wouldn't call them "cold" but there is order to what they do. They aren't spontaneous. They are nice in their own way.

East German masterrace reporting in
ask me anything

Why do kids like cinnamon crunch toast?

dunno, I always thought they taste like ass

Kelloggs Chocos is where its at schlomo

Because kids are fucking stupid and will eat anything coated in sugar.

Regular anti-semitism is just business as usual but Mfw Gerryposter says something anti-semitic

I hope they re-hitler, form a super union with England and France, ethnically cleanse Europe, take Poland, Italy and the Balkans, give Spain to LePen's France, and let England conquer Ireland again, but this time slaughter the natives like they should have in the first place.

Then, having doubled Europe's GDP, they ally with Trump's United White America and Canada to continue what they started in 1492.

never met one.

how are you?

ich bin eine banane
und eine banane ist krumm

Mostly nice if not cucks, but they have a really serious problem about admitting their faults (except for that 6 gorillion shit) and having feels.

fine

Stop... i can only so hard mate.

>white guilt
>green environmentalism
>love refugees
>feminism and anti-patriarchy
>socialist and Marxist
>queer furry
>anti-fascist and anti-racist
>love refugees
>animal rights activist
>hate germans
>pee while sitting down

allahu akbar to you too

Germans are really nice people. Providing you arent a shitskin or a mudslim nigger.

The older generation (40+) can come across as quite rude or stuck up. They are just all about business. But when works done, they are great.

younger generation are all really nice. nice nice people.

the multicultural faggots that live in Cologne or Berlin are cucks. If you are a redditfag you will fit in well there.

most of the germans in the country are quite redpilled, which is a relief.

handsome

the girls are cute and their food is top tier.

They've got no sense of humor. Their food is horrible. Usually cheap and selfish as fuck. German ladies are very sexy and good in bed. Men are polite, slightly faggish, but trust-worthy. East-Germans are usually more interesting. Southerners are rednecks. Berliners are cultured and know how to party. Germany is not a good place to visit, but a great place to work, especially in academics and research.
Overall, I like Germans.

can confirm, i am german and masturbating in the shower atm. take care!

Had a bad interaction with an exchange student in high school.
First few weeks he was cool, then after a month when he discovered American politics he told me I was a redneck for not sucking up to Obongo.

This is probably the neighbouring people I know the least. So virtually no opinion on them.

Sorry Burger, we get fed blue pills all life, it's hard to wake up.

are you a furry?

>most of the germans in the country are quite redpilled
>80-90% voting for pro-refugee parties
>most of germans are quite redpilled

I like them.

joustava ja mukautuva saatana

Lived in Bavaria for 3 years, I like the Germans.
Nice people, have nice food (except for Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut tastes really bad), good humor, although that may just be Bavaria. Also great beer.

Too bad they're getting the white guilt planted into them these days by Schlomo & co.

>go to Berlin
>leaving the U-Bahn, get offered drugs by black guys on the stairs
>walking across the Oberbaum Bridge, get offered drugs by black guys every fifteen feet
>pass a park - filled with black guys selling drugs
>in the pub, standing by the door - two Turkish guys stick their heads in, ask if I want to buy drugs
>go to the cash machine later, see a rat the size of a small dog

Berlin is grimy as fuck.

I hate Germans. must be because of the Anglo blood in me

toothpaste bro

Unfriendly people that walk around with a stick in their ass. Constantly interfering in politics and trying to create their weltreich bullshit.

no, i'm not a disgusting freak

Je moet 18 zijn om hier te posten Kevin.

they are good people.
very much like south africans, my parents best friends were germans. my doctor is german so is my mechanic.

wil je neuken in de keuken?

dry humour from under the shower, top kekky

Nein das will ich nicht.
homo

For the most part honest and hard working people, especially people from the rhineland areas. Had a few room mates who were German, always upstanding guys on who you could count. It also really helps if you speak their language, German humour doesn't translate very well into English.

It's good to see that some of the younger generation is understanding that they are not responsible for the things their (great)grandparents did. Although they are still a bit prude on racist issues, even by Dutch standards.

This desu. Germans are EXTREMELY conformist, moreso than any other peoples I have seen so far. The average person is not as retarded and ugly as say the average british person, but on the other hand everyone is pretty average. Anything that deviates from the norm is frowned upon. Well, except niggers and homos etc.

En als ik een vrouw ben?

youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
yes very

What about ANTIFA who beat up right wingers, fight with police and traffick in drugs?

Dat is onmogenlijk. We zijn hier op 4-chan.

daar is geen meisies op Sup Forums

bunch of degenerate cucks

m8 Spain isn't the only thing id give to LePen nomsayin.

I thought we were brothers and sisters, but then me and my friends went into a bar one day in Berlin when our class travelled to Germany. The Germans there treated us like shit. They made fun of us for being tourists, some fucking 30-somethings almost picked a fight with us over nothing (we were 16-17), they talked shit about Denmark and our people etc. Now I don't know what to think of them

I dont like german cuck culture, but I REALLY fucking hate ossis.

bu denmark is shit...

what's not to like about cinnamon?
What? It's for us what is mazah balls made from some goy childs blood.

They are cool people when they're not declaring war against everyone, or burning books.. or people

>Berlin

Let me stop you here.
That is where you made your mistake.

Our night was ruined. You can't look your friends in the eyes the same way when you almost get your asses kicked. It's like you have lost your honour, especially since one of the guy's gf was there. 1 week in Germany where we were supposed to have fun. Ruined.

They were pretty cool up until 1945. Now they're all just cucks.

Misschien niet in Afrika of het Nederland, maar in Duitsland.

I hope you understand my dutch.

>Berlin
>Germany

When they speak english they lisp like they have caught the gay.

Are Germans from Berlin actually different than Germans from Frankfurt, München, Köln etc?

youtube.com/watch?v=xVP1R1dRnW4

Good people

There are pretty much no Germans in Berlin m8

I feel closer to the Danish than Berliners.
t. Holsteiner

Your Dutch is fine.

Can you just sort of gues the words because our languages are similar? Or did you study Dutch?

Big Nige knows the score

Germans are like a mixture of poles and frenchies + autism, with some Nordic Swedish cuckoldry

I love the krauts. Hopefully all white Germans flee to New Hampshire, we want you. We need you to keep us 90+% white.

Don't be mad Danebro, Berlin is just a really fucked up city full of dickheads.
Visit some rural regions or other cities in Germany and you might see the difference.

>visiting berlin
well that's your mistake right there,

I'll be reading the replies in about an hour
you guys better be nice to us this time

participated on a Schüleraustausch. When they came to us after two beers they started to scream Sieg Heil FUCKING LOUDLY on the street and in the pub. Even the hardcore SJW- SPD member kid.

most germans i met are unsymphatic as fuck, boring, think they know everything better than you, and just want to talk about work or college all the time.

pretty much all my friends in germany have roots from other countries,as do i.

they used to be the most based people on the planet, but after the deaths of most real men in the world wars and then the full occupations, they are as brainwashed and cucked as we are.

as a young boy i admired germans, as did my friends. we admired the work ethic, the products "made in germany" were always something respected, admired, cherished. the "SIKU" toy trucks we such quality. my father had an old mercedes which we swore by and it was solid as a tank.

the native germans i met were always exact people, punctual, proper, cultured, nice. on a recent visit to berlin and munich I had my image of germany and germans shattered. the hipsters...the unassimilated turks(and others)...it was a depressing shock for me. I didn't have much of an experience of real germany(the smaller cities and towns) and still hope that the semblance of real germany still exists in those places. the news of the demographic destruction of germany has also shocked me. germany is being diluted by non-germans. germany was such a power because it was filled with germans. as the demographics are changing so drastically I don't see that germany existing for much longer. :(

youtube.com/watch?v=5yPBRGhWFA0

I don't speak german, but does this song basically call all germans racists and "secret" nazis? lol

Rightful Danish clay. Our cucked politicians should have claimed you while Prussia and all the other shit got sliced up after WW2

We are, generally, standing to our word, and if not you can get your right in any court without problems. Almost no corruption.

Many are prim, most of us unfriendly and rough (although i am in a rural part, so take it as you want). No one really smiles in public, being happy and joking is considered strange by most here.

I made a little joke to my coworker last week. As i had changed my desk she couldn't hand me her stuff like she used to do before. I suggested, smiling, that could buy a little toy train and let it run back and forth between us with the paperwork.
She asked me, if i was drunk.

I live in Las Vegas and Germans seem to like to visit, always see a lot at the airport. I don't really think of Germans as gamblers, so I guess they just like to travel. Met a bunch of Germans in Nicaragua also.
>tfw American and don't get a month off paid vacation like Germans

My ex studied in the Netherlands and I think it's really easy to understand the written words/sentences.
Sounds a bit nerdy but I also like to read the dutch indications on packagings.

We have one polish priest who is fluent in german philosophy and he mercilessly bashes it as trash. And if philosophy is an indication of the shape of the country, then it seems to me that really Germans are subjugated very much to arbitrary decisions of the state authority, because no sane person can agree with people like Hegel, Schopenhauer etc.

It's like, when there's no idea of truth and falsehood in a society, then you just subordinate to whatever some authority at a given time decides. One time you're a nationalist, then a marxist, then a liberal etc.

It's very different from Poland where people have a very limited respect for any authority and tend to sometimes very harshly ridicule it or oppose it

For Real my Friend? When the AfD doesnt win in 2017, i want to move to America. Whats with your Weapon Laws? Can i get a Gun there?

There are a few german colonies in brazil.

They work hard and well. Richest part of the country.

Must be a coincidence.

ich verstehen

Strange people.

>because no sane person can agree with people like Hegel, Schopenhauer etc.

Whats wrong with Schopenhauer?

Well said Jacek

Yes, it does. Pretty much standard opinion from the extreme left to the moderate left.