Canadians, prove to me your country is better than the USA

Canadians, prove to me your country is better than the USA.
Every Candacuck I have come across literally says:

A) Stupid patriotic nationalist american
B) MUH FREE HEALTHCARE

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>MUH FREE HEALTHCARE

Good enough for me, m8. Plus, their prime minister is more beautiful than everybody in the USA put together. The only downside is the godless frozen hellscape the country becomes eight months out of the year.

It isn't.

We also essentially suck U.S dick for economic lifeblood.

our country is a repressive liberal shithole in the GTA areas and big cities

Wrong, Obongo is actually a mudblood since his mother was white. So he is not black, just a mestizo.

I dunno, canada has a lot of things going for it

>No niggers. or at least so few you won't notice
>Cold weather
>Doesn't piss off the world, pretty safe
>Maple syrup
>Lots of good post global warming land

>60%

>no niggers
go to the Greater Toronto Area and try saying that again.

isn't that over the lake from detroit?

No, that's Windsor you're talking about.

canadians are worthless and should be nuked. they only exist to be cucked americans.

I actually can't prove that Canada is a better country because it simply isn't. Although the US isn't as good as it used to be 50 years ago.

You don't get shot.

Leaves do not concern themselves with the opinions of fifty fucking stars

>mestizo

It's mulatto you fucking huemonkey

im sure all Canadians are peaceful >en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Moncton_shootings

Hahahahaha. You realize we haven't had our demographics done in a while right....

There are a shitload of black people here now. Its kind of funny watching the chinks treat them like shit in public.

They look around as if asking for support and i just laugh.

I don't get shot at by black people.

Otherwise it's not as good.

>no niggers

Google North Preston.

Major cities are always shit

what an argument. nice meme XDDDDD
Kill yourself.
Their prime minister should die in a whole
look at that, the first non-shitpost is by a Canadian proving my point
"no niggers"
Niggers are so fucking avoidable if you live in a suburb. If America had no niggers or you discounted our hoods, we'd be one of the safest countries in the world
chances of getting shot are only high of you're a nigger in a fucking ghetto


Not to mention niggers are starting to come to Canada. And if the Libtards screaming "ILL MOVE TO CANADA" actually have the balls, I can't wait to see your influx of nigs after a Trump presidency.

>Although the US isn't as good as it used to be 50 years ago.

ain't that the truth

It's really shitty watching the socialist agenda fuck over everyone's hard work and the free market. Making a cesspool out of once great nations/countries.

we don't have a dindu crime epidemic
we don't have a dindu criminal president
we do have bagged milk

all our liberal leaders are fucking criminals and should be in jail for life

>Smart enough to stay out of Iraq

>Benefits from NATO without spending anything

>National weed legalization coming faster dude weed lmao

>Affordable schooling

>PM is a fucking white male

>Low crime rate

>Our central bank and banking system in general has outperformed most of the world, whereas US bankers are pants on head retarded

>Masters of white sports like Hockey and Curling.

>Our hockey players always win, even if our hockey teams don't always win because America bought them all out because they're canaboos

>Superior potato chip flavors like all-dressed and ketchup

>Natural beauty unmatched by even the US. Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined

>More choice in political representatives

You mean recycled.

youtube.com/watch?v=A3DYbE44OIE

>You mean recycled.
what?

Minus Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver Canada is a pretty /comfy/ place to live.

There's a lot of open space and wildlife to explore and learn more about yourself.

Plenty of time to camp, hunt, or fish. Our gun laws are a little wacky about what we can have but it's pretty easy to get a gun license and get some fun toys. A lot of our guns are also a lot cheaper than in America. Like the .410 shotgun is around 150-200 dollars here so I can get a cheap gun to shoot with my nephews.

A lot of people here and content with just being left alone. As long as they have their morning coffee and able to keep their toaster they won't bother you.

I think Canada is just better for the /comfy/ level.

People say they will move to Canada every election. The most kekworthy is when people said they would move to Canada if obamacare was enacted.

three 8s

You live in Ontario don'tcha?

load them on my ponies.

>we don't have a dindu crime epidemic

YET. But it's coming. Look at most recent crime stats for Toronto. Nigs represent HALF of all crime now.

Yup

>if the Libtards screaming "ILL MOVE TO CANADA" actually have the balls
Immigration to Leafland takes patience and perseverance more than balls, and thankfully chimps aren't known for being patient or perseverant.

Black lives matter was created in your country.

Her approval rating is at 19% and everyone in Ontario remembers what the NDP did to us in the 90's.

We'll be okay next year.

Yeah because free healthcare is essential. I'd riot if they ever took it away.
We have huge amounts of national parks and natural resources, everyone is polite and not in your face, we don't border mexico, no one hates on us internationally, relatively low unemployment, poutine and yeah...

we don't have mass shootings every fucking day because we have proper gun control.

and less niggers

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No niggers

>less niggers

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Our niggers don't have easy access to guns and aren't currently holding our country hostage

Captcha: dem programs

>No niggers
>Say the nation with a president that sold the country to china and gives free pass to mudslimes and homosexuals

We can easily tell the difference between our banknotes in a dimly lit room.

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>Don't have easy access to guns.

I use to be in Toronto a lot. I could get a gun within the hour if I still lived close.

less niggers
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french > mexicans

I didn't even see that

canadians never threaten to move to the u.s. when things look dire

People threaten to move to Canada all the time. Nobody threatens to move to US.

Quebecois aren't French. They speak French, not even Parisian French either. It's like saying African Americans are Africans. Also, no-one goes to that shit hole except for biker gangs, mobs and separatist Quebecois.

The more you know. Kys.

>french > mexicans
whats the difference?
the food sucks
they talk funny
they try to tear off a chunk of the country every so often to make their own nation
and they both stink

The French are qt and their language sounds like running water.

brit fags, we havea leaf in charge

it sounds like having peanut butter stuck on the roof of your mouth and not being polite enough to swallow before you talk

Qt? Unlikely. They're just a bunch of chain smoking acrobats. Language does sound nice though.

Hey don't make fun of our head leaf

>It's like saying African Americans are Africans
and I don't want either group anywhere near me

I can believe it, Canadian cities kind of suck. I had to live in Calgary for 2 years and it wasn't very pleasant. Almost every Canadian I met was very passive aggressive. I don't know where the "Canadians are so nice" meme came from.


Also, 150-200 dollars is pretty standard for a .410 shotgun here too. The only .410 shotguns that have a higher price tag are revolvers like the Judge.

Agreed.

I can go to the bad neighborhood and nothing will happen to me.

Comfy wilderness.

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>president

perfect place to watch the chimpouts lol

>I don't know where the "Canadians are so nice" meme came from.
Ontario. Southern Ontario. That is, GTA. 15% of Canadian population make 100% of its memes. The rest of Canada better step the fuck up.

Because moving to the US isn't a bad thing. You can't threaten someone with a good thing.

lol it's not though

they're both shit

i love brits and leafs

Canadians are nice meme comes from out East.

Those islands are something else.

>Also, 150-200 dollars is pretty standard for a .410 shotgun here too. The only .410 shotguns that have a higher price tag are revolvers like the Judge.

Really? Has the price gone down? Last time I was in the states buying guns (about 5 years ago) they were going for 500-700

Niggers don't breed all that much. They're not a growing demographic in the US, so I very much doubt they're a growing demographic here with such easy access to contraceptives. Also the nigs we do have are relatively confined to toronto and montreal.

Holy fuck, for .410 thats fucking ridiculous. I've never seen them more than $200.


Niggers breed like rats. The good thing is they kill each other and use birth control enough to keep their numbers about the same

Well I haven't been shot yet...

Why you catching feelings?

>whats the difference?
they're white

Very hard to say when we have a cuck PM.

>all these plebs hating on based Toronto
Jealous just because it gets lots of money pumped into it while small town folk live in igloos and fuck bears. I don't even live in the city proper but I go down to Toronto constantly and it's great, always something fun going on.

Before IX/XI we would visit Ontairio locations like they were the next town over. This and maybe Quebec festivals are the controlling impression Americans have of Canada.

Rural Canda is better than rural America. (Which isn't bad at all) But the U.S. has whiter and more tolerable cities. Ton of land for fishing and hunting, everywhere outside of Toronto and Vancouver is white.

If you're going to visit a city in Ontario at least go to Ottawa. Not as dirty as Toronto and there's less immigrants.

Why don't you marry Toronto if you love it so much?

>No niggers
What is the underground railroad

so hes no better than an average brazilian

I might move into the city actually. Want to sell my house before buying a Toronto apartment though.

> no niggers
Instead, here in Toronto, we're overrun with rice niggers and "people" who don't know how to use a loo.

And after all they they didn't even talk about banning muh scary black salt guns.

>tfw West Quebec

The only difference is more commies/left wingers, and the unwarranted smugness of "not being Americans".
I don't like the ignorant or disrespectful things I hear Canadians say about burgers when we're practically the same in many respects. We deserve a lot of the shit we take on here, as well.

Except Ottawa has nothing going on. You can visit some of the government buildings and that's about it.

It has bars, a shopping district, a place to fish, and a shitty hockey team. All the fun of Toronto with half the Muslims.

You don't want to live here seriously. It's laden full of multis. Even on the waterfront some fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea to move low cost housing into the area - now there are niggers shooting each other in downtown Toronto.

Most Canadians on Sup Forums are self loathing whites from rural areas, faggots from Quebec, or shitposting Asians from the gta/hongcouver.

Most thoughtful, honest Canadians will admit freely that America is by far the better country.

And here to back it up cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-police-stumped-by-increase-in-gun-violence-this-year-1.3200089

> police are at a loss to explain the spike in gun violence
Bullshit. They know damn well that they move niggers into the neighbourhood and shootings go up. These creatures are violent apes that deserve segregation.

>Most thoughtful, honest Canadians will admit freely that America is by far the better country.
>shitposting against other Canadians

Have we reached a new level?

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My neighborhood in the GTA is already multicult as fuck. Also they're building more low cost housing near here too. They might be raising a load of townhouses right next to where my house is, since our neighbor passed away and had a fuckhuge backyard stretching into some woodland that can be developed on.

Our government isn't nearly as backdoor as yours is. We have our scandals yes. But nothing compared to the many hand washing eachother in the US

Is thoughtful and honest a euphemism for self hating faggot?

The Canadians on this website are the most unpatriotic traitors. They'll even shittalk the flag.