Winnipeg Jets @ Minnesota Wild Official Game Thread

M-m-m-Minne and the Jetssss....

dubs for Laine season ending injury

don’t even care if jets lose; don’t want those faggot hawks in a ploff spot

nice try, finnigger

ya dun goofed

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Projected Lineups:

WILD
Ennis-Staal-Parise
Zucker-Koivu-Eriksson Ek
Stewart-Coyle-Granlund
Foligno-Cullen-Winnik
Suter-Spurgeon
Brodin-Dumba
Reilly-Prosser
Dubnyk (Stalock)

JETS
Connor-Wheeler-Laine
Perreault-Little-Ehlers
Dano-Copp-Armia
Lemiuex-Hendricks-Roslovic
Morrissey-Trouba
Kulikov-Myers
Enstrom-Byfuglien
Hellebuyck (Hutchinson)

>M-m-m-Minne and the Jetssss....
Holy reddit Batman!

you seem to know an awful lot about reddit
really makes u think

t. reddit

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t. 9gag

lmao Sale the old pothead looks like he just took a hit and had to be escorted to the middle of the ice

Watch NFL like normal people you faggots

do you not like your president

nigger felon league ain't really up my alley

nationwide fencing league?

Will the wild win the superbowl?

>2018
>still using Reebok equipment
did they cut back on the equipment budgets

No, because people still care about handegg

Minnesota only wins at shit no one cares about, like 2nd-division divegrass, or dykehoop

TRUE NORTH

Ehlers and Laine both having a 4p night

good post dane

hope I don't have to go take diarrhea shit in the middle of the period

put ur tv in the bathroom

>satanic trips
yeah I think it's going to happen now

>dat mountie

Ya but it's playoffs though. I'm from winnipeg and I'd rather watch playoffs than the jets game.

another dubnyk meltdown incoming

I don't even really know the rules desu

then go do that faggot

>filfthy/asslanta
yawn
>bombston/redditssee
oh boy a cheatriots blowout
only care about vikes tomorrow

It's a close game right now, you should watch.

fuck gary galley

>olofsson
who did he replace

>Hellebuyck
How did he suddenly go from being an avg- backup, to a solid starter?

GRANLUND SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>letting Cock-Mike score on you

>jests defence

Nice of them to let Granlund free there.

MIKEY G

>too many men

JUST

System babby

gg minne

Got to be the most annoying penalty to pull; not pulling a penalty from a rough check or alike, just a teammate who can't count

>thuggipeg

that or illegal equipment after you've already been warned is the most preventable penalties

are the jets okay...?

They played in Chicago last night

Myers is a fucking retard
he is more like big buff than big buff himself this season in the sense of taking completely retarded penalties at bad times

jets are still winning cause of these numerals

>more than a minute of 5-on-3
Oh boy! More than a minute of no shots on goal!

>illegal equipment
like holding a broken stick?

I don't see any special with those numerals so Jets are losing.

joj

digits confirm

A visor that is put on wrong.. Komarov got a 2 minute minor not long ago because he couldn't put it on right.. Cringed pretty hard
Illegal equipment is probably even worse!

or like that game early in the season when Leo Komarov got the Maple Leafs a penalty for not wearing his visor correctly even though he isn't technically required to wear one

what do that mongolspeak translate to?

hivemind
being that stupid should be an automatic suspension

double dubs of scruffy beard

satan commands it

it's written wrong for meme purposes but basically "Scheifele doesn't pass, I'll slapshot a goal alone"

o shit its danebro

aren’t the wild the most penalized team? ffs

NOT TODAY

Not #1 in penalty minutes, but #1 in times short handed

Hockey is very random game and stats like most penalized team mean jack shit in a single game. Just like it's not uncommon for Crosby to be the best player in the world and still end a game 0+0 stats it's not uncommon for "most penalized team" to actually not take a lot of penalties.

Hello Amerifriend!
Maybe they've learned their lesson; they can actually play well if they dont pull penalties left and right

my face when the finn scores

Based Cherry spitting fire

hows it going
yeah we've had some dumb penalties in recent games hopefully no more

sean reynolds what u doing. get your ipad or whatever with the scores ready before you get live on the air

yeah what the fuck was that
was like a high school game broadcaster there

>wheeler without helmet for almost 2 minutes now

pls don't hurt captain handsome's handsome face

shoot the helmet

are the players not allowed to touch equipment if it falls to the ice? any time a stick or helmet falls it seems like it'd be in the way, or it would give you an advantage to push a stick away

Dumb Finn BTFOing himself

GET ZUCKED

YOU DON'T FUCK

WITH THE ZUCK

zuck my dick

I can't complain, thanks! You good too?
Seems to look better for them at the very least!

watchu gonna do when the jew scores on you

linay meme goal tiem

not against the best PK in the league

fugg

best *Home PK my bad
but still

how do you get "Bufflin" out of "Byfuglien"
Bye Fugly En

faggot team

Bro Hymn is a fucking annoying song

>Most dangerous lead

>that dumb bitch wearing a leaf sweater
Team Canada isn't playing sweetie

that Dubnyk poke check was real nice

then how come they had the mountie and the dude from the Canadian consulate doing the Let's Play Hockey earlier

fucking refs

eat shit refs

DUMBA SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hey nigga.

CAN'T FUMBLE THE DUMBA

I loved when Dumba did that

It was like John Randle's war paint

I loved when he followed up with this.

Fuck Chicago and that game was other worldly.

We need another outdoor game. Preferably against the Stars, but the Jets would be fine too