Who will speak for all humanity when we make contact?

Who will speak for all humanity when we make contact?

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Rick from pawn stars

Me.
Fuck off, we're full.

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Morgan Freeman, who else? I cant wait for that magnificent fucker to say "Fuck off space niggers, we're full" in that soothing voice

I fucking hope so

Me.

ayy lmao

ill slay any "alien" i see.

Not it.

If the aliens resemble battletoads he might have a breakdown

Me on the right

But fallen angels want you to believe aliens exist

we made contact a long time ago, though the "official" year was 1954 with President Eisenhower. Eisenhower made an agreement with the aliens and of course the aliens just laughed at us and broke the agreement.

George W. Bush

Sup Forums

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we already told them

Trump the President .... I like you aliens I really do .. No I really do but many many aliens I met b4 are better Class of space aliens ..HUMP !

Fuck you I just spat out my milk

When it comes to political competence, knowing how the current world works, my vote would go actually to putin. Trump could be a good choice after being president for 2 or 3 years.

He's going to buy their home solar system for 100 bucks

SPBP

Nobody.

They will see how fucked up and corrupt the human race is and not even bother to make contact.

I think if we get rid of religion, poverty, politics, boarders and selfishness and focuse on exploration and gaining knowledge we may have a chance of some sort of contact but the way the world is at the moment if i was them i would nuke us all and start again.

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A mediocre mangaka

Aliens are unlikely to be friendly. There's no way a society could master the harshest environment around without being hyper authoritarian and collectivist. It would be either colonialism or genocide for us.

No one, despite the fact we've built all this shit they'll still think we're retarded for being able to respond to each other from vibrations of our throats.

They'll seize the land and take all the resources that are left then leave.

I think the real fool here is yourself, you shit talk religion and then proceed to worship an ancient Egyptian god of darkness.

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Maybe not contact but contract. XD

Kek

America, of course. We will ask them if they believe in Jesus, and when they say no we will understand the folly of our superstitions.

Then we offer them a hamburger. When they refuse, it will mean war. There are lines not to be crossed.

Where the fuck are the Ayys?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

>aliens visit earth
>they are at first friendly but soon discover the jews
>they try to exterminate them in Holocaust II
>all the worlds military forces cease the civil war happening in syria
>they all join together and stop the aliens
>the history books are edited to depict WWII era nazis as aliens in disguise of humans
>this leads to mass hysteria about shape-shifting aliens
>global martial law is enacted by the UN
>jews control the world and eliminate opposition by saying that they were actually aliens in disguise

I enjoy the zoo theory myself, you seen us?

But user, Kek is the alien. They ancient Egyptians simply mistook him for a frog.

I praise KEK because it is just as ridiculous a god as any other.

I will shit talk all religion and all humanity because despite us all being the same we all pick out other peoples differences and resent them for it and cause shit for ideas.

Fuck religion its killed more people than anything else to date.

Vermin Supreme

>I came here to post this.

Some bignosed merchant will tell them about the 6 gorillion.

Interstellar travel is probably impossible. You can't go any appreciable fraction of the speed of light without all dust particles acting like mini nukes, ftl is quackery, and no civilization will ever be disciplined and organized enough to live multiple generations on an extremely slow moving ship for thousands to millions of years. Even cryonics doesn't really help because the entire ship still has to function without fail and repair for millenia.

We're going to die on this rock.

david duchovny

Nebraskans

a bunch of (((statist))) faggots

Me.

>Teach them the secret of the memes
>fly away with them

KEK denies you repeating digits for your false faith.

Sup Forums

I know KEK is not real but he still makes me happy.

Or..

We're the most advanced species in the universe..

Sam Hyde.

Moggy

Dubs says I can do it. Ask me anything.

Fucken re-roll, why does america get all the aliens

>KEK is not real

That's also possible but if it's the case then we're never going to be able to properly prove our existence to future life. We're not going anywhere and our EM transmissions will weaken too much to be detectable over any significant distance or time. They'll never know that we existed.

>gyhdlassikzzz did you sign the agreement?
>I don't see your name, sign it!
>give me back my pen!

This.

I have often thought this.

What if we are the first creatures to evolve to this level of intelligence and technology.

I will.

dibs

The supreme leader Donald J Trump will personally tell them that they have to go back. He isn't dumb. He's seen Independence Day and knows the risk.

Large amounts of radioactivty on a planetary body shielded like ours is probaly a pretty long-living sing as far as these things go.

And that would mean we are already past the great filter, which is great news in itself.

Dawkins.

Then I can do it. I just want to be the voice of a generation.

We already made it. Pic related spoke for us.

They reacted by putting the earth under quarantine until we get our shit together.

first post best post

only true belivers will get repeating digits

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe
>More simply, by this time the entire life cycle of the universe, from Big Bang to final energy state to rebirth, will have repeated the same number of times as all possible combinations of subatomic particles in the observable universe.

I'll see you lads again
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>66posts to late
But still valid
>my dick, my dick will speak for all of humanity after dominating all alien porn and save us the place of the leading race

>mfw the ayy lmaos show up and they're all hardcore libertarian capitalists

Most radioactive waste is short lived on an astronomical time scale and the longest lived products are typically those most commonly found in nature for pretty intuitive reasons. They wouldn't think much of it if they found it.

But in order to find this stuff they would have to come to our planet, which is unlikely to be possible for reasons I explained earlier. The universe was not intelligently designed with scientists, engineers, and explorers in mind.

Contact has been made already. They are protocall driven and secretive.
The ones on back side of our moon talk to our "elite" now. I wish it werent so.
If you only knew all the high strangness they engage in. It aint good.

Yup.... It would take 5000x all the energy humans produce on earth yearly to go 10 light years.

Merkle or Hillary I'm sure.

We've already made contact with aliens. They said,"stop hiding things from yourselves and we will stop hiding things from you". We didn't listen. They then said that we are doomed to suffer eternally on this planet.

all other answers are wrong

>thoughtful
>well spoken
>knows the gist of the bleeding edges of human knowledge from working on the wormhole show
>"stop talking about racism and it will go away"

Sorry, this contact is only worth about 15 bucks. Tell ya what, let me get my "expert" extraterrestrial conversation expert in and he can get a better assessment.
Seriously, he has a fucking expert in everything!

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a strong black woman

>A negro to represent humans

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>religion, poverty, politics, boarders and selfishness
>implying aliens don't have any of that

Who cares if he's black? He's a smart guy

You're on to something. There's something about Justin T. that everyone seems to ignore. He's quickly becoming a very popular figure.
youtu.be/kAxaeB9-E70

No

How would aliens interpret our first meeting if our representative turned around, bent over, and opened his cheeks to them? Might be misconstrued. They wouldn't understand our tolerant, enlightened ways.

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"Hey, it's me Guy Fieri, and I'm on the mothership, a very exclusive restaurant this side of the galaxy. So, grey dude, how about you whip me up something to sink my teeth into. Hue hue hue. Oh man, let me just dip this into that green stuff, oh yeah baby. *slurping and lip smacking* Ooooooh *moaning intensifies*"

I'll give it a bash like

I think a child would be the best bet

aliens are already here, have been here forever.

jesus will return on an actual star trek spaceship.

literally any and all technology is possible, real, works, exists, but it's hidden away.

actual computers, pretty much as you know them today, have always been here. in the year 30AD, i bet that in the vatican, behind immense security, known to probably 2 people, with death oaths of secrecy, there was a computer console hidden deep underground the the vatican palace in something like a missile silo for communicating with the 'hierarchy'.

i kid you not. aliens literally have popular youtube channels that are just a bunch of videos on how to do cool projects like make water balloon launchers or start fires with a water bottle.

there's way too much for me to say. if anyone was at risk of believing me, i'd be killed.

'the markets' are based on the value of souls as they rise towards heaven or fall towards hell.

your life is a spectated event where thousands of entities from beyond the veil are betting energy credits on your emotional state.

it's beyond any possible conception of insanity that anyone could have.

wew lad.

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Kek

I would say someone from UN

if FTL or wormhole tech is impossible the only way would be augmented or massively gene manipulated humans that barely need any oxygen or food. Basicly making "guild navigators" like from dune.

Still got a LOT of time to develop on shit. I mean fuck knows how that EM drive is going along but from what I read about it, shits seems uncanny in how it works.

The dindus with the way things are going at the moment. Guaranteed annihilation.

I'll do it.

Fuck off spaceniggers, we're full. Go collect your spaceshekels on Neptune or whatever until we need it.

>implying they'll let some ignorant pleb puppets to talk with extraterrestrials.

lmaoing

KEK WILLS IT

PRAISE KEK