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watching this documentary on american health care
heartbreaking

no you're not
be quiet

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Bit upset that no one tried to nonce me

ALL
DAY

it was HER turn!

memes

>For posting at sensitive little babies like you

I voted brexit mate, my mind is just boggled at how much of a specimen you are

can't even fathom the state of you, hunched back like quasimodo posting these images. Bet your rooms stinks of shit and cum and your parents are divorced

i suck balls all day just because i like it so much

>WAHHH MY MIND IS BOGGLED
>HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU
>i voted brexit btw
Off to the dog sanctuary facebook page with you.

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>trigger a brexit autist so much that he spends the rest of the day posting images from his "angry leftists" folder

I'd just like to apologise to /brit/ for setting him off like this, I forget we harbour such munted dullards at times

who else here owns a thinkpad can we talk about thinkpads

toil in 60
getting ready in 10
leaving in 25

suicide in 61

i accept your apology, but im still not happy about it.

>angry leftists
I told you what it's called. Does the phrase "lefty tears" trigger you?

>Does the phrase "lefty tears" trigger you?
no because I'm not left wing

though you are no better than those weird spiteful left wing people who drink from mugs with "white tears" written on them and complain about white people all day

been thinking of buying a thinkpad

the new macbooks are shit

only working part time but it keeps the 'rents

mentioned

hi, i'm a bit scared and i don't have anyone to talk to about my mental health, i think i might have early schizophrenia
is there anything i can do to avoid this?

what's a good dose of xanax to really mong out on?

I watched a 4 hour instructional film on dianetics.

what a vile young woman
and she'll never stop being vile, because she's convinced of her own superiority, and everyone who disagrees is a troll

how do you attempts to solve a problem like this?
not even 'solve', but just maybe let them know that other opinions exist, and they're all equally as valid as hers

1 kg moulded into the shape of a willy and stuck right up your clay pipe

what a goal

Back to Sydney soon
No more cheap food
No more Jappy girl
No more nice clothes
Back to toil, facebook politics and boring women

Horrid little scrote

Give me a (You) right now. I do not ask for it, but I demand it as it is one of my many privileges confered unto me by myself.

Not sure what to do right now, brits a bit dead ngl

odds fap
0-3 play gta
4-7 watch the vietnam docs on Iplayer
7-10 apply for jobs

>Fastest growing religious positions in the UK:
>1. Atheism/Agnosticism
>2. Islam
>3. Wicca / Neopaganism

>Christianity is shrinking in the UK, but still growing worldwide

>Buddhism is predicted to be the only world religion to shrink worldwide, but it is increasing in the UK.

How do these stats make you feel?

how'd it go

twitter is a horrible medium for engaging with people on a respectful and mature level

best to just ignore dem

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It was interesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=xeE63fPhlQ0

the problem is the e-persona shield and the sort of weird mental states that incubate when most of your life is spent on social media.
you can edgelord as much as you want on social media because there's almost no repercussions and you aren't addressing the people that matter to you.
no one except the really broken would act like this with the ones close to them in real life

this is where decades of ignoring them has got us

hate how men have to cut their hair every like two weeks or so

*triggers article 5155*

wish we could all hangout at that pub from the webm where the lad knocked over the other lad with his belly

love that pub

have you perchance heard of "antifa"?

islam is a threat to our entire species. just eradicating pronto.

>other opinions exist, and they're all equally as valid as hers

you believe all opinions are valid?

most pubs look exactly like that webm

>perchance

there is nothing wrong with that

i thought you wanted to take sex crimes by brown people serious?

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What does an arse on your face feel like?

>and complain about white people all day
I don't complain about anyone all day. I very occasionally relax with a bit of shitposting at the expense of triggered lefties. Until recently I was happy to engage lefties reasonably and logically. I tried for years to get one sensible argument. Nothing, ever. Nothing but smears, smugness, gloating, lies, threats, attempts to censor me, and every other dirty, underhanded tactic. So I've decided, no more respectful disagreement, I'm just playing the game their way from now on.

Have a little smugness.

yes
the good ones rise to the top
the bad ones are stomped out

hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

I'm off to raise the ancient city of Thule lads

We need to start reducing our population

Do NOT want a britain was 80 million people in it, what's desirable about that? More congestion, more pakis, more pollution, loads of greenfield built on to house third world savages. Big cities are human zoos. High density is bad for you. Calhouns rats.

>malta
summer is that you

is it "spam random bullshit from online rags, twitter and facebook" hour already?

depends whos arse x

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incident underway

religion of peace?

dont care

wish all the threads were about architecture and trains

really want a comfy 10 million population with more people going back to their agrarian roots and just letting the top boffins go off to uni to develop innovations and such.

Hate how cold watches are when you put them on!!!!!

>at a bowling alley

what if it is that user on the date

Where is that shitty posing from ?

I see it everywhere but I don't know where it comes from.

>I don't complain about anyone all day. I very occasionally relax with a bit of shitposting at the expense of triggered lefties. Until recently I was happy to engage lefties reasonably and logically. I tried for years to get one sensible argument. Nothing, ever. Nothing but smears, smugness, gloating, lies, threats, attempts to censor me, and every other dirty, underhanded tactic. So I've decided, no more respectful disagreement, I'm just playing the game their way from now on.

>Have a little smugness.

man in the high castle

>proves my point
Nice.

do you want to live on a farm humping shit?

yes

thoughts on this building?
honestly the International Style has grown on me a little bit, like America's attempt at a unified Imperial design.
I think it portrays late 20th century American ideals well

>>proves my point
>Nice.

man in newcastle

better than sitting behind a computer 8 hours a day in a cramped office.

hi

Blair, Roche, Mandelson and Straw are traitors to the people and need to face a traitors punishment

Want to meet up? I'm in Newcastle and might go for food with a mate

>gf has been gone for a week
>texting me today about how all were going to do is fuck all day
>flat mate is gone for the night
>havent had a wank in 5 days

VERY EXCITED lads

inferior seagram

The so called weaboo thot gf
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Historically speaking what is the greatest city in the United Kingdom?

>A Scottish man has been sentenced to three months in jail for touching a man's hip in a Dubai bar.

>I don't complain about anyone all day. I very occasionally relax with a bit of shitposting at the expense of triggered lefties. Until recently I was happy to engage lefties reasonably and logically. I tried for years to get one sensible argument. Nothing, ever. Nothing but smears, smugness, gloating, lies, threats, attempts to censor me, and every other dirty, underhanded tactic. So I've decided, no more respectful disagreement, I'm just playing the game their way from now on.

>Have a little smugness.

MOTHER, MAY I EAT MY COCO POPTH NEXT DOOR IN FRONT OF BREAKFAST WITH FROST?

edinburgh

how are you measuring great here

brum

Does /brit/ have prefects?

Southend

well deserved

islam should be eradicated

>>havent had a wank in 5 days
won't last very long then will it

bristol

yeah alright lad where abouts, i'll have to catch the metro mind

I'm bi (though I suppose it's not incorrect to say I'm pansexual/omnisexual/polysexual, but you get the idea; all the genders), but I'm mainly looking to meet women atm.

I guess I'm a bit nerdy/geeky. I like Pokémon, superhero stuff, sci-fi etc. I'm not a gamer except for Pokémon though.

I like going out for food and drinks, though I don't go out as often as I'd like to. I'm not really sporty, though I do try and keep fit (I like yoga and swimming).

yeah probably only 5 minutes or so. have a quick recovery time though

I thought sexuality was about sexes and not genders

sorry i don't remember directing this general at poofs

You arrive in the verdant fields of the northern powerhouse

>16:23

Frankfurt is my favourite European city