What are some essential Deano films?

What are some essential Deano films?

>not deano kino

Scarface
Wolf of Wall Street
Need for Speed series

all owned on Bluray

The Expendables
Rocky
Die Hard

Wolf of Wall Street
Football Factory
The Hangover
Bourne Ultimatum

alri lads xxxxxx

those shit straight to dvd films you see for a fiver about football hooligan firms

Anything with Danny Dyer, Russell Crowe or post-2000 DiCaprio

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why does /brit/ force so many terrible memes

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What kino is this?

>Need for Speed series
What? You mean Fast and Furious?

Wolf of wall street, the big short, that type of thing

Anything about hustling
Anything about football and LAAAAAADS
Anything with cheeky bantz

'sheed

Rorke

Gangs of New York

Lock Stock and Snatch

Anything with Jason Statham, Deanos love The Transporter series

Any film about football

I know a guy who is 1000% deano, and his favourite band is UB40

Says everything you need to know about the man really.

hello nigger

k-on

I feel bad because this for the most part is what makes up my BluRay collection.

Add to that American Psycho and a bunch of Tarantino and Guy Richie movies and that's me.

Now I'm depressed.

rasheed

The Inbetweeners

lmao

>reddit spacing

alri 'no

>He voted leave

>virgin spacing
bet you have the walk an all

This
Fuck I hate that show

>haha remember being a lower middle class normie teenager at a shit comprehensive?

No I don't

Runt

you must be extremely abnormie to think the inbetweeners are in any way normie you fucking weird runt, fuck off back to /britfeel/

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Deano shows:
8 Out of 10 Cats does Countdown
The Inbetweeners
GOT
Celebrity Juice

Anything else I'm missing?

@80883702

>he wasnt a lower middle class normie teenager at a shit comprehensive
fuck off hugo

Skins
Ant and Dec

Basically ITV.

What the fuck is a deano?

They all literally have sex
Fuck off Chad

don't have to be a normie to have sex

Like this decade's version of the Chav, mostly exclusive a working class identity.

Take me out

The Chase

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A man of refined yet open tastes he enjoys foreign cinema; favourites include the Transporter trilogy and Mad Max: Fury Road. Films which remind him of his roots and his struggle hold a special place in his heart, pieces such as The Football Factory, Scum, and Juice.

For television, Deano enjoys Sky Atlantic on the latest generation set top box. He laments the current state of once-great British comedy, and is easily spurred into a diatribe about the declining quality of Lee Evans' work, and the loss of Francis "Frankie" Boyle on Mock the Week. While he continues to be pleasantly surprised by Jimmy Carr specials, his distaste at the quota-driven inclusions of comedians whose banter is less than stellar is only expressed in the odd cheeky UKIP vote.

An unopened anniversary edition of Citizen Kane on blu ray

Skins is not Deano

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This. It's escapist edgecore for nice middle class teenagers

wtf is deano?

Idk, deano is a normie but has shallow pretenses of trying to be "deep"

I would say:

Wolf of Wall Street
Death Race
Expendables
Rocky
The Hangover
Transporter
Jurassic Park (reminds deano of his childhood)

Maybe some stupid movie by an unfunny Jew , that one with Kimmy or somesuch

Also Game of Thrones recorded on Sky+ which he has a subscription for under his package deal

Kev/Tim Kino crossover

There's a Deano at my work, he's actually alright but any time I talk to him about something that he might need to think about for more than a few seconds he looks confused and lost

Kind of like a Chad but much more scummy and stupid, it's a British phenomenon

Why do all Chavs and ex-Chavs have that same, milky, pale white complexion?

What is a Rorke? Commie posters on /brit/ seem to be triggered about them 24/7

Its their way of calling someone racist without being fedoraposted, they in turn are called Rasheed

A British patriot, normally a right winger or disillusioned left winger who is possibly a racist and doesn't like Pakistanis and isn't keen on black people.

t. a proud rorke

>looks like me, with my Sister's house in the background.
>think most of the above movies are great movies
>always wanted an Audi

>tfw im unironically a deano

Descendants of the Irish

Are you fucking retarded?

Isn't even the same as regular looking Caucasian skill, it's like they are the same colour as milk.

There's only one Need for Speed film though? It's not a series dummy.

Yeah like most of the Irish

What's a Deano?

Do Deanos prefer Weatherspoons or Nando's?

Learn to read threads.

One is a pub and one is a restaurant, and they love both.

see

nandos, as cheeky as possible on the weekends with the missus or the girlfriend
weatherspoons during the working week

Just stop

explain

>explain

There isn't a need for speed series of films and your faggy pics won't change that.

I think he meant the computer games

Either that or he got it wrong and is now just pretending xD

>Either that or he got it wrong and is now just pretending xD
Yeah it's that, he dun goofed

bump

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bet you even have a tattoo too you cunt