Things you won't hear a Muslim say

>Things you won't hear a Muslim say

No, I don't beat my wife!

>I know the Christians are a minority, but we should respect their religion and allow them to practice freely

>We should respect freedom of speech

Of course I'm letting my daughter go out without the hijab!

No thank you inshallah I am too tired to visit the goat farm tonight

Bless Sweden for allowing me into it's beautiful country. I will work hard, integrate and give back Sweden what it gave to me.

Would you like to see my picture of Muhammed?

Of course you can leave Islam and still keep your head!

>Can have a bacon double cheeseburger

>I am not swedish

I won't fuck that sheep.

>I like Europe

>idk fucking goats seems pretty weird to me

One Baconator, please.

Happy Easter

Kek

"I bought some deodorant for us"

>Wow that girl's ass is fat, think of baseball and cold showers

>Sure Christians may have burned people alive hundreds of years ago but we are doing the same today

i love diversity

I'm with her.

Of course you can build a church in my country.

>You know, there are a lot of advocations of violence in the Quran. I think our religion needs a reformation, and we should condemn those who perform acts of violence on nombelievers.

>I am perfectly fine with people criticizing Islam. I won't become radicalized just because someone disagrees with my faith.

>Sharia Law is outdated and basically stands against everything Western civilization represents. We should not implement it ever again.

Care for a smoke?

Can I pet your dog?

Can't pray this afternoon, girlfriends having a birthday party down the pub

>blowing yourself up and killing and destroying has much has possible is straight up wicked evil

>good education, sound cultural values and a stable nuclear family are the foundations of any worthy civilization

>the [INSERT NON MUSLIM COUNTRY] had nothing to do with this, its entirely on us we should learn from this

Better stay in the middle east and fix my own country instead of moving to a western one and ruining it with my toxic ideology and retard genetics as well

>There might be a god besides Allah and Muhammad might not be his prophet

>I can't wait to leave europe and go back home after things finally settle down in my home country

Excuse me ma'am, may I have this dance with you?

They might say the second one
I guess that would be slightly less shit

I disagree with ISIS.

They say this shit all the time.

Underrated

>Next Sunday? I'll have to run that one past the wife

>we should respect homosexuals even if we believe their life choices are wrong

> What people do in the privacy of their own homes is their own business

Another bacon burger, please

> I love Jews

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I'm here at the pool to swim.

Don't hit that skyscraper

"If we kill them, they win"

> Think thou shall not kill from the ten commandments makes the jihadist strategy immoral

I'm going to the animal shelter to adopt a dog and give it a good home.

This is my son, Davie

I am frustrated. Maybe I should take my medication and lie down for a bit so I will feel better.

KEK

very clever...

Okay, I admit it! It was taqiyya all along.

best

I condemn ISIS