/cric/

Aus vs Eng (1st ODI)

Aus : 304/8 (50 overs)
Eng : 180/2 (28 overs)

SA vs Ind (2nd Test - Day 2)

SA : 324/8

For me, it's all of us.

saying it again lads

hope england win. root deserves a win the poor cunt

Can any english poster explain to me in detail why KP got dropped from the test team?

They found out he was actually south african

yeah I guess but I wish root made a hundred instead of this cunts flukey shite

This thread smells.

those trivago tits are fucking HUGE
see them bouncing around in that flower dress? faaaaaark

fucking soyboy faggot. Get the fuck out of here

>LE I LUV ROOTER
>SENTIMENTLAL FAVORITE

Get fucked cunt

Thanks mate

>deliberately between the legs

Christ he is just taking the piss.

yeah no worries

Ive trained and fought Muay Thai for 8+years
I'd probably kill you irl lad.

his inveterate racism and controversial opinions on eugenics were at odds with the ECB's future plans

he's a gay cunt that couldn't handle the banter

$17 says Roy gets to 200

Strauss was seething that he wasn't the best South African in the team.

>LE MARTIAL ART KARATE BOY
>I KILL YOU XD XD HAHHA

drink some more soy mixed race sub cunt

You now remember those shitty half shots Voges and Ferguson played in Hobart last year that they got caught out on.

>le double after 30 meme

Can't possibly be mathematically sound. It's more like 28.

I thought Australia were supposed to be good at ODIs?

Stop using those big words mate, i'm only a tradie

White posters are in here:

Not really, out of the last 15 we played, we only won 5.

couldn't dodge that gynecomastia though, could you.

>123.4kph

My favourite speed gun reading tbqh

For me it's 146.8kph

>LE I'M SO OCD XDXDXD

Is that Roy swearing after every swing and miss?

How did you post that Steve?

hate soy. love Muay thai. would still kill you irl lad
t.Toby Smith

For me it's 234.5kph

For me, it's a big cheese combo with extra mayo and a chocolate shake from maccas

Why do you think they just went to classic catches m8?

MCG can pull a 30k crowd and still look like its empty, what a soulless stadium

/cric/ I need your intellectual opinion. was building 7 a controlled demolition? gif and thread related

Why is Jordan not in the ODI side?

I hope Roy doesn't come out of this game thinking his score came from skill

>28 posts
>3 posters

kek

KEK

K E K

should I call in my /ayy/ bros to help you out?

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this woman is a thot

Kiwi boutique grounds are better than all Pozztralian stadia

>tfw imagining facing a ball at this pace

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Saffas all out for 335 lads

Won't lie, this is pretty embarassing

England might run the BSK's close, but Ausfailia has no chance. Looking forward to the final on the mem postage stamp that is Eden Park.

Saffers all out for 335

That's the image count you innumerate fuck.

Morgan hasn't even come in yet, fucking hell.

I'm a fan of the manlet boundaries myself

go back to r/t_d

Poo thread>desperate kiwi thread

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Really got to question the intelligence of this 'community' when people keep on going on about some trivago girl but no webms are ever posted

Hate the MCG thqh lads

clearly; the plane that went down in a field was meant for it. There's footage of some BBC anchor saying it had collapsed with it literally still being upright in the background.

>Showing the close calls again
How seething are the commentators?

KEK
E
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The best Nein can do is assemble a montage of "Roy's close calls." The SEETHING is real.

fuck the mcg

t. B.McCullum

You may not like it but the MCG is the best ground in the world

>Nein
Cringe

t. roy

>ball ends up in the 10th row of seats
>close call

>LE FUGG LE MELBUN GRIGGET GROWND XD!

They'll pile on 60 odd more

Melbourne "cricket" Ground
It is an AFL ground and everybody knows it

>this is a 10/10 in sheep country

>roy constantly shits it up for the sixers
>does well for englel

hmmm

>Cringe
Reddit

will the captain send a letter to all indian fans asking for support

quite possibly the best one of these you've done

How do we fix the Australian ODI team lads?

>PP copying my post
Absolutely poothetic

>Reddit
Freshcunt

already out m8

can’t wait for AFLX lads.

Good news lads I'll be able to masturbate again soon.

i seriously cringed at this one mate
my dog actually tilted his head in confusion watching me cringe,
thats how much i cringed at that

England needs to watch that run rate.... Australia well on top in this game

Why don't England wear the superior Red uniform anymore? The dark blue looks like training douche gear

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lol really? I stopped watching for a bit at 310-7, went back for a peek and there was a roller on the ground, thought it was just the end of the first session

it'll fix up when roy rightfully gets out on 20

This is embarrassing. I strongly advise you delete this to save some face.

people aren't this fresh right?

Another """""close call"""""

Just pretend they're being ironic

Will the Captain was an officer of the British Royal Navy and a colonial administrator m8

And another one

MAXIMUM

Pretty sure like 99.9% of this site is under 25. Never see boomers here.

WALLOP

>P-please don't put the B-Big Based League on tonight
The absolute state of Cucket Australia

>doesn't realise it's projector virgin

BASED Joe Root getting the win he deserves

If England lose another 7 wickets it's gonna be tough for them to come back into this game

will roy get to 200?

>organise to go for drinks with girl I met at NYE
>she signs off on the plans with "Sweet! It's a date xx"

lesweatingautist.mp4

there's too many cancerous phoneposters on /cric/