/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns

Today Mass Starts at 12:15 (Men) and 14:40 (Women). Also Langrenn in Dresden right now.

Ruhpolding schedule:

>10.01 14:20 Men's 20km Individual - Winner: Fucktard
>11.01 14:20 Women's 15km Individual - Winner: Dorothea Wierer
>12.01 14:30 Men's 4x7,5km Relay - Winner: Norway
>13.01 14:30 Women's 4x6km Relay - Winner: Germany
>14.01 12:15 Men's 15km Mass Start
>14.01 14:40 Women's 12,5km Mass Start

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Startlist:

1 yr FOURCADE Martin FRA 1988 1
2 BOE Johannes Thingnes NOR 1993
3 FAK Jakov SLO 1987
4 HOFER Lukas ITA 1989 2
5 SHIPULIN Anton RUS 1987
6 BOE Tarjei NOR 1988
7 SCHEMPP Simon GER 1988 3
8 PEIFFER Arnd GER 1987
9 DESTHIEUX Simon FRA 1991
10 BIRKELAND Lars Helge NOR 1988 4
11 SVENDSEN Emil Hegle NOR 1985
12 LESSER Erik GER 1988
13 DOLL Benedikt GER 1990 5
14 FILLON MAILLET Quentin FRA 1992
15 EDER Simon AUT 1983
16 LOGINOV Alexander RUS 1992 6
17 RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs LAT 1988
18 EBERHARD Julian AUT 1986
19 LINDSTROEM Fredrik SWE 1989 7
20 KRCMAR Michal CZE 1991
21 L'ABEE-LUND Henrik NOR 1986
22 MORAVEC Ondrej CZE 1984 8
23 GUIGONNAT Antonin FRA 1991
24 BURKE Tim USA 1982
25 WINDISCH Dominik ITA 1989 9
26 REES Roman GER 1993
27 LANDERTINGER Dominik AUT 1988
28 SLESINGR Michal CZE 1983 10
29 ANEV Krasimir BUL 1987
30 KUEHN Johannes GER 1991

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Good luck to all should be a great event!

Truly our greatest ally

>and nilsson loses again!

>that final

JUST

lol that american got BTFO by johannes lmao

deserves it for skiing like a monkey

>cutting away from biathlon to show some (((breaking news)))

fuck the police btw

>some dumb whore got killed by her husband
>apparently its such a big deal we have to have breaking news segments when the police finds out something new
>whogivesafuck.jpg

get this shit off my tv NOW reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kek

hopefully the management learned their lesson now that only northug is capable (has the brains) to be a good partner to klæbo in the team sprint. everyone else who has been on his team has been btfo by stiffness or fall

Fak to finish in top 30 confirmed

here we go!

day of the stew for frogs!

FUCKING THIS

>fucktardloseslol

Top 30 today or overall. Easily top 10 today.

what's the deal with all the cutes on your sprint team? gib

how to fix biathlon
>bigger guns
.22s? fuck that. give them AR-15s.
>faster skiing
cross country a shit. go downhill.
>no stopping to shoot
>must shoot the target while skiing downhill

there I fixed it

>Easily top 10 today
if he shots 20/20, he's been sick again and is not that quick anymore. He said himself today that he would be happy with a top 15 finish
You people ruined Višnar, she was supposed to be our next big sprint queen. Now she's preggo or at least she was

>burgers in charge of sports

Didn't know he's been ill

I just made it 1000% more awesome and you don't even like it

BIG GUNS GO FAST

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He always gets sick during new years. And to make matters worse he's our only hope of a medal this year at the OG. His shit metabolism ruined everything he worked on for the past 4 years

ruhpolding truly is the kino arena

Perhaps less cherry shnapps would help with his immune system.

> eurosport wants to show ski cross
> start delayed for half an hour because it’s too windy for ski cross
> shows freestyle replay rather than cross country or biathlon

>shipulin

JUST

>dem Wirmer-Flags in the crowd

BASED

Why does Fucktard look like such a nu-male faggot?

Because he is one?

PANTIES

>you will never get paid by Getty Images to take pictures of sportswomen's ass

>ywn be a coach of college aged females athletes

Rude.

We speed naow

>ywn be paid by the Anti Doping people to collect and test sportwomen's piss samples

he has an inferiority complex about looking like an arab in a sport where most are nordic/germanic/slav etc. we saw this clearly in his little spergout about trump saying he wants immigrants from norway instaed of from shitskin countries

>you will never be a gynecologist
although depending on the patient that could be either awesome or terrible

of course they are such kikes they'll never release the pictures in high quality

Haha Fourcade

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>FUCKTARD

LOOOL GET FUCKED FROG CUNT!

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>you will never be paid by the FSB to steal sportswomens piss and change it for a clean sample to pass the doping test

BOE'D

>dat mulatto hair

>when he can hear that he is behind johannes in hits he starts to get stressed

lmao he's such a little pussy

Are Furcade and JT Boe the new Poirée and Bjoerndalen?

Are there any doubt that mass start is the GOAT event?

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>"I hurt myself today."

he already has the JUST hairstyle kek

Little cuckboi tries too hard. He will collaps on the last lap.

Anyone watching this on eurovisionsports? The sound is impossibly quiet

easy

AAHHHHHHHHHH

This is exciting

TENSE

BOE WINS

Schempp could have really used the podium for once, oh well

shit

>German athlete in second place
>german crowd still cheering for the leading Norwegian
>doesn't cheer for his misses

Yet french subhumans try to justify their disgusting behaviour as normal support for your own people.

FRENCH: WORST. CROWD. EVER.

Gz Boe

That Guigonnat guy is pretty good lately, he'll soon be the 2nd best frenchman and always somewhere in the top spots

BASED

You're an incredibly cucked people, that's all.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

truly our greatest ally

>I-I didn't want to win either way.

what a faggot!

Amazing feat!

>says the retard who pioneered importing niggers to the continent

Lesser's runtime must've been pretty bad today, penalty loops aside

Amazing feet!

Remind me, whats wrong with Fucktard?

lmao he's the kind of fag who is so insecure about himself that he marries and impregnates a woman

Will he be the king of korea?

Nothing desu people just want someone else to win the season for once after years of nothing but Fourcade

Fucking LOVE it when there's two races in one day. See you later lads

He's a huge cunt.

i respect his accomplishments as a sportsperson. but arrogance/bad boy attitude only works if you're a chad like northug. if you're a soyboy (and on top of it a mutt/shitskin) it's just cringe and makes you extremely unsympathetic

We are simply superior to these nonwhites. Praise Kek. On Sup Forums, we call them shitskins because their skin is like shit and they smell like shit and are infeiror like shit compared to us as white men

What is next, pursuit? When does it start?

Mass start Women in 90 min

Girls with chicks that start and shoot together. In 90 bings.

Great.

durrr
*chicks with guns

Anyone watching the slalom? These lads are going for it.

that's right, abdul

i'm watching the nm relay

CUTE

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wew

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This looks actually breddy stylish. Unfortunately I feel like this is some shitty virtue signaling on faggotry.

What do norgs think about OEB situation?

It's just a sponsorship from a private ski gymnasium I think, nothing directly to do with homo stuff

Sad. But he's not good enough, so it is what it is

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Women's 12.5km Mass Start startlist:

1 y KUZMINA Anastasiya SVK 1984 1
2 MAKARAINEN Kaisa FIN 1983
3 WIERER Dorothea ITA 1990
4 r BRAISAZ Justine FRA 1996 2
5 HERRMANN Denise GER 1988
6 DZHIMA Yuliia UKR 1990
7 SEMERENKO Vita UKR 1986 3
8 VITKOVA Veronika CZE 1988
9 DAHLMEIER Laura GER 1993
10 BESCOND Anais FRA 1987 4
11 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 1995
12 SEMERENKO Valj UKR 1986
13 DOMRACHEVA Darya BLR 1986 5
14 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER 1987
15 NOWAKOWSKA Weronika POL 1986
16 YURLOVA-PERCHT Ekaterina RUS 1985 6
17 KRYUKO Iryna BLR 1991
18 OLSBU Marte NOR 1990
19 SKARDINO Nadezhda BLR 1985 7
20 HONZ Vanessa GER 1992
21 HAMMERSCHMIDT Maren GER 1989
22 GASPARIN Selina SUI 1984 8
23 SOLEMDAL Synnoeve NOR 1989
24 AYMONIER Celia FRA 1991
25 PUSKARCIKOVA Eva CZE 1991 9
26 CRAWFORD Rosanna CAN 1988
27 BENDIKA Baiba LAT 1991
28 CHEVALIER Anais FRA 1993 10
29 VIROLAINEN Daria RUS 1989
30 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR 1995