ITT: We predict headlines that will manifest before the end of the year

ITT: We predict headlines that will manifest before the end of the year

Points for correctly predicting an event
Bonus points for not picking obvious shit
Bonus points for predicting exact headlines

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TRUMP WINS BIG

AMERICA IS LOST REEEEEEEEEEE

t. huffingtonpost

>Sweden
It's not the migrants fault that they rape, it's the right wing extremists

>north korea storms across 49th parrelel, invigorated by Americas new weak leader, hillary

dubs will confirm second korean war this year

Predicted Huffpost headlines if Trump wins:

>REALLY????????????
>FUCK YOU AMERICA
>RACISM WINS AGAIN
>IMPEACH TRUMP NOW
>WELP
>FUCK IT
>WHY DID YOU DO THIS

Shit'll be like a Ron Paul meme.

>YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

>Hate crime everywhere!! UK approves law banning everything.

Terror on the streets of *insert German city* with over 50 confirmed dead
Islam is a religion of peace

JE SUIS Dresden

Kek, I hope so

new headline

Trump made Merry Christmas great again, and made Happy Holidays pay for it.

t. Trump Christmas special

Trump Wins The Election ...and then plans for a hyperloop between the US and UK.

50,000 germans arrested for hate speech on facebook. According to sources one of the extremists said "I don't think we should take in more refugees" in a private facebook group chat.

>'Shots fired' at Trump rally

Y'all know it's coming

This desu.

What would be the most significant German city that they could hit?

>Black cop murder/suicides his entire family
>BLM protests funeral, blame whitey
>Obama blames guns, praises BLM for expressing their constitutional right

it would be beautiful irony if they hit Merkel

confirmed

They'll use mama Merkel for more gibs

"Being White Now Classified As Hate Crime"

Istanbul

Made me kek

Lol

easily best prediction in thread

Kek

"Nigel farage is trumps vice president!" - new York times.

Newly elected president Clinton sends her sincere condolences to Mr Hollande after the largest terrorist attack on french soil.

Israel may do something big right before the elections just to embarrass Obama....attack the fuck out of the "palestinians" cause just about everyone is tired of this bullshit

Who will stop them?...Hillary? She wouldn't dare start off her term fucking with Israel

Trump?....he may just help them

"Marijuana Legalized In California! Recreational sales to start mid spring 2017"

>Bomb blasts and shootings in [insert european city] kill 110, wound 300
>Violent protests in [insert ghettoville] were caused by years of police oppression, and were sparked by the death of [insert nigger name here]
>Syrian Arab Army successfully clears Aleppo city center, moves to lift siege of Deir Ezzor

Popular Turkish Cosplayer Anzu Found Raped And Murdered In Her Home

HITLER. IS. BACK.
>picture of trump
t. huffington post

>Saudi Arabia's King Salman 'injured' in Riyadh blast

please no ;_;

America hit by dirty bomb.

>Syria being cleared out by "ISIS"
>Watch Israel start to move in there.
>Jewish Ploy to expand their homeland from the beginning

>Popular T*rkish Cosplayer Anzu Found Raped And Murdered In His Home
fixed that for you

Why would they harm their enabler?

We hated Trump because he's authoritarian but Brexit shows we can't leave important decisions to the people

I'd move to America if that happened.
Trump and Farage together at last.

Has history shown you that they're intelligent enough to think of the consequences?

Because ISIS are retarded. That, or Merkel's (((masters))) have decided they don't need her anymore and intend to make her a martyr (and of course to push the narrative that right-wing extremists caused this tragedy)

This is my new favorite Pepe. Mind if I save him OP?

Hillary Clinton becomes the 45th President of the United States.

Trump declines presidency, hands reins over to Hilary

Riots Break Out as Trump Steals Presidency from Clinton

Go ahead, he's all yours my friend :)

A right wing group will start killing members of the MSM.

Trump Wins in Historic Landslide

Header: How Europe is embracing and coping with a burgeoning Islamic population

Subheader: Despite fears of xenophobia, most Europeans delight in diversity

kek confirmed

>Alleged Assassin Thomas Mair Found Missing From Jail Cell

Thanks friend :^)

Header: Peaceful America

Subheader: How Americans refused to let Trump divide them

>Belgium
Certain quarters of Brussels cordoned off and checkpoints instated.

newly appointed president clinton orders execution of all whites for not being black

that only makes it hotter

>Rot
Rotherham
>Gpsl
When googled, brings up Global Publishing Solutions Ltd, which is based in the UK
>Z
a wildcard?

youtube.com/watch?v=VavG6Qxh0uw

At a loss for something different to say,
I've said everything, we've said it all before.
An extra nail for your coffin.
I'm going to ride that horse we've beaten to death,
And deliver its stinking carcass to your doorstep.
A gift from all the dead children,
That are the progeny of your ballistic union.
Borrowing from Peter to rape Paul,
No news is good news, but I've got some news for you.
Fetch me a rope, lynch mob of one.
An extra nail for your coffin.
Certain blood has been shed for uncertain reasons.
You will never quiet this storm,
A cold wind to chill your bones.
I bring the hammer down.
Borrowing from Peter to rape Paul,
No news is good news, but I've got some news for you.
Fetch me a rope, lynch mob of one.

Full gun rights restored in Britain. Open carry a reality.

Clinton Dismisses Voter Fraud Allegations as "Ridiculous"

> Damn, good one
Do they have a points based immigration policy for NZ too?

Explosion Rocks Brussels in ISIS Attack

"IS DONALD TRUMP THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST?"
"HILLARY CLINTON TO FACE CHARGES OF PERJURY FOLLOWING EMAIL SCANDAL"
"HILLARY CLINTON INDICTED FOR PERJURY AND TREASON"
"TRUMP ELECTED 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"
"THE EXISTENCE OF GOD UNDENIABLY PROVEN"
"PRESIDENT BUSH TO GO TO JAIL FOR DOING 9/11"

Pretty autistic

Oslo: Beginning for a new Islamic Caliphate

Merkel raped by a refugee.

GhostxDerayxObama

Clintons Admits Trump wasShill Hired to Guarantee White House for Hillary

>Trump's Daughter found Dead - Throat Crushed by Barbell
>Trump Expresses Support for Clinton, "I've seen the light!"

Florida Man Shoves Entire Head Inside Own Anus, Still Manages to Dial 911

Former KKK grand wizard elected to U.S Congress