>danish mountains
Danish mountains
Danes don't deserve mountains they're rude.
>mountainlets insulting other mountainlets
But the highest mountain in Sweden is barely 2104 m
>arable landlets
What do you even use mountains for?
ya they suck but the danish one is ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN METERS
It's not a mountain, it's a hill. Mountains are literally useless, they're cold, prone to mudslides and you can't grow anything on them.
They're nice to look at you homo
They're good for killing Danes.
No but seriously, many Danish tourists come here and die in our mountains. :(
germans do that in our deserts
>swedish beaches
Natural borders
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"Many"
I know of swedes being killed by danes and fleeing to Mora.
On flatland. Didn't dare use the mountain due to superior Danish strength
My man, if you're going to allude obscurely to history in some kind of dick waving competition, you're going to lose.
germans die in our sea
>Slaying of your royal family
>Obscure
Tell me more of this.
12.000 Swedish peasants vs 27.000 Danish soldiers.
>who would win?
Danish royal guard vs literal swamp-dwelling peasants, who would win?