ITT: Pathetic failed career thread

ITT: Pathetic failed career thread

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God damn

What movie was she from again?

Literally who

Pup Star.

Nikki Blonsky from the movie HAIRSPRAY

is she the fat girl from high school musical

JUST

It's even more sad seeing fairly popular actors/actress (from back in the day) who have selfies as their IMDB picture. Sean Young and NEWMAN had selfie pictures for a while. Think they changed them though

6 YEARS AFTER THose tweets and she's still going on about hairspray

instagram.com/p/BRuBWY2AgWl/?taken-by=nikkiblonsky

no way these tweets are real

where the sushi guy?

I disagree
Nikki is a big chub i would jump into hell and wrestle the devil to get a chance to impregnate her!

what the fuck is up with her website
officialnikkiblonsky.com

this is linked to her twitter bio

>officialnikkiblonsky.com
What. The. Fuck.

Holy fuck this bitch takes desperate to a whole new level

SUICIDE WHEN?

>under construction
>2003
damn..

Have you seen Edward Furlong's twitter?

Agreed. I'd decimate that womb.

>Height: 4′ 10″

disgusting

I'm glad that even though it's under construction and there's barely any progression at all she still has the time to show some pride for the poor oppressed homosexuals of our country,

This is normal networking but should not be done in public.

Hello Darkness my old friend........

No but I'm afraid to

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My brother

go home Drake

>Thanks SCOTUS

I'm pretty sure someone will post the picture comp of his tweets in here soon.

>Despicable Me is from 2010
Really makes u think

Never. She's successfully transitioned into a god being with zero shame or self-awareness. She's the exact opposite of someone who cringes when a random thought pops into their head of something they did years ago. It's beautiful and horrifying.

JUST

drake is back in green and just had a run on spiderman cartoon

>jenna hasnt been posted yet

I would but Im on my phone. She gived nikki a run for her money

Spicy lil meatball

God i NEED TO BREED HER SO BADLY

>inb4 some retard posts aaron paul as if he's not working a solid schedule because he had one shitty xbox commercial

calm down aaron

Nikki stop, this is embarrassing

chill aaron

damn waddling the cursor around feels so good

twitter.com/EdFurlong/status/609488430721011712

what did he mean by this?

Do you actually think this is witty?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAKE IT STOP

relax aaron, we're not here to judge.

ohhh fugg u got me

bitch needs to hurry up and do a plumperpass scene baka

Aaron your trembling it's ok.

Aaron, calm down. Quick question: do you still hang out with Bryan Cranston even though he actually has a career?

Who else would be so fired up about aaron that they would bring him up without anyone else mentioning him and start making excuses for him because they so his name in a thread some time ago. Its pure autism

Um excuse me sweetie? No, i don't think so.

>we're not here to judge
That's literally all you're here to do.

>this insecure autist thought I was calling him a samefag

It's just not witty. You look like a fucking moron. I don't care if you're samefagging or not. I don't care if you're phone posting trying to make it seem like you're not a samefag. Doesn't bother me.

Still going at it. Complete dullard.

>ywn get a tittyfuck from nikki blonsky as she asks you to spray your hairspray all over her

What was your favorite scene in Breaking Bad, Aaron? I liked the part where you broke Meth Damon's neck. Shame he's got a promising career and you don't.

>do one movie, hairspray
>become a hairdresser afterwards

pottery

youtube.com/watch?v=pEoZbXB78NI

>It's just not witty
well your opinion seems to be in the minority, see a different site

did matt harvey ever comment on this tweet?

i wonder if he fucked her

>see a different site
You mean the one you immigrated from? No thanks.

OH MY GOD I NEED TO FUCKING BREEEEEEED NIKKI BLONSKY FROM HAIRSPRAY

>implying

...

>they didn't even invite her to live musical

makes me laugh everytime

If you can find her a role in a fairly big movie, I'm sure she'll let you do whatever you want to her.

...

anyone else would?

>"I I m just n n networking that's what everyone else d d does"

it was copyrighted in 2003, doesn't mean it's been under construction since then. obviously she's updated it since the supreme court legalized gay marriage.

he's got all the time in the world to play now. isn't he on some hulu show or something?

that's like conan going from the tonight show to f'ing TBS.

Those were funny till I realized how many of them she did. It bummed me out hard.

Right here bro

she'll be fine

I would crawl across a mile of glass just to hear her fart into a walkie-talkie.

This is so goddamn sad yet funny at the same time.

hi aaron i really liked breaking bad

And this is the reason I would never do an AMA at 4 chan. You guys are toxic.

Not working.

What is Bojack Horseman?

Get a life

So we all agree Jenna Fischer is crazy right?

Same, I miss that shit from old websites.
No new sites have any sort of creativity to them at all.

>AMA
Those are for faggots and you would do one in a heartbeat if someone paid you for it

If doing voicing a secondary character on a shitty show that no one watches is good work for you, then I'm sorry that you got the short end of the post-Breaking Bad stick. Hope you sucked Vince Gilligan's dick for a cameo in Better Call Saul.

I want to say yes, she is neurotic and overshares but I feel like a lot of my posts would look the same

>doing voicing

Fuck, I'm tired

Is it better to have been famous once but lose it all after a few years or to never be famous and successful at all?

@Sup Forums hey tv its Emile Blonsky from the movie Hulk (no, not that one, the one before the MCU) I really love your awesome amazing board. so what r u up 2? I'm free if you want to meme me... me...

:( poor little thing

Im shy so I would not want to be famous. from a legacy point of view it has value but "who"s get forgotten fast, can you name me a "who" from 70s kino?

The thought of this actually being Aaron Paul is ridiculously funny to me

You guys could at least google aarons pauls filmography you know.

Probably because you're a simple minded idiot.

The black bonus guy from Alien

never knew he did snl

Came here to post this.
How pathetic and hilarious and sad.

The real question is whether she's literally in love with Krasinski. There's an argument to me made for both sides.

Seeing as you axed...

user, what are you doing

Aaron chill

>It's an 'user roleplays as Aaron Paul roleplaying as an user' episode

When you have to beg buscemi

I always knew Aaron Paul was a Sup Forums shitposter

>@EdFurlongLover Where u from?
>@EdFurlongLover Do u have a boyfriend

What a dipshit...