A.D. 2001+6

>A.D. 2001+6
>piling up the pizza bones on your plate like a fucking infant

>shiggydiggy

They're much tastier as an after meal snack instead of being the worst part of the pizza.

I just feed 'em to my dogger, fuckers loves them for some reason and literally begs for them erry time

I spread stolen pesto sauce from a jar on my frozen pizza bones

>pizza bones

>2017
>eating carbs like a fucking idiot instead of going paleo

What Sup Forums - Television & Film is this, Sup Forums?

>muh nuts and berries

>not eating the pizza in reverse

Dip your pizza bones in soda its delicious

Pizza crust is an art
Only the finest of pizza crust should be consumed

Suit yourself my man, I'm getting super fucking ripped

>feed 'em to my dogger
> fuckers loves them for some reason
if you get the chance you should kill yourself

>All that sauce on the fingers

No THANK you.

Good goy. Meanwhile Jamal is eating beef so he'll be able to fuck your wife all night.

>B-but it's the natural way!
Shut the fuck up. Cavemen lived until like 12 and were fucking idiots. You are too.

>pizza bones
what the fuck

It works for the god emperor

What? Paleo is all about eating meat, are you a fucking idiot?
Oh yeah, those carbs and refined sugars would do wonders for my health kek. Stfu moron

What did Trumpf mean by this?

kill yourself retard

Beef isn't a carb, dummy.

Say what you want about Papa Johns but the garlic sauce is a brilliant addition

Pancakes on a Sunday morning are a treat.

Do you even allow yourself the occasional Sunday morning pancake?

>pizza bones
good laff

Eating pizza crust first is the will of Kek.

Just don't call it pizza. An open face cheese sandwich is even to much to do.

oh, I didn't know that. I thought it was some vegan bullshit offshoot whereas you eat just nuts and berries. I'm stupid

I eat things out of my diet when it would be autistic to insist on it. When I have this one girl over we always make pancakes, watch a movie then fucc

>that gigantic fucking crust thats all chewy like cardboard
>literally the worst tasting ingredients for any pizza chain (despite their heavy marketing on fresh and the best around)
>cheese has no taste, sauce is below average

Good god how are they still in business

Awesome, bro.

Got any pics?

Garlic sauce. Can't you read?

Preferably pics of her sucking on your crusty pizza bone.

No, I'm not gay.

Mama Mia this is a real pizza pie am I right Mario?

>not saving your pizza crusts to make a nice pizza crust stock

No Emilio.

>fucc
I don't believe you user. I bet you're actually some sort of queer

I'm sure you're not, but your boyfriend is.

Lol

DEM BONES

>Pizza bones

please don't say this

Not that many 2bh, also no time for pictures when you're getting freaky ;)

>2007

I'd dunk my bones in her milk.

Hey faggot what you do to your asshole is your own business

>changing your diet for trivial reasons
>confirmed for never making it

No, I'm not gay.
Pic related

what film is this thread about

This thread was to sail the great seas of comedy obliterating sides.

Then came along the party pooper.

Best thread on Sup Forums right now

I just don't want to turn into those psycho vegan-like people that follow it like religion

Don't worry
I'll make some pro trump threads so the tourists itt accidentally bomb their own threads

fuck off atkins

that does it Sup Forums im ordering some pizza. dubs decides what toppings

What did he mean by this?

extra cheese

that's it

Anchovies

JUST CHEESE MY SHIYT UP

Don't do it, user.

They'll Jew you.

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>tfw keep paying for the pizza and save all my frees for a special occasion

>pizza bones
i've never heard this before but for some reason if fills me with rage

Can we finally agree that pineapple on pizza is actually quite a patrician choice?

Fuck you

>we
kill yourself consensus fag

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

kill yourself pineapple flavored faggot

No, it's fucking abysmal.
However, eggs in pizza is underrated GOAT

All these pizza plebs baka

>sheet pizza is ordered
>people who don't eat the crust take pieces with crust
>mfw

jalapeño master race

pineapple isn't the issue pleb, its that he tried to force everyone else to agree with him

What?

>hey i have a great idea
>listen to this
>dude
>dude...
>what if... i'd put something in the pizza that would completely take over every other taste?
>DUDE JALAPENO LMAO

who was in the wrong here?

For you.

You know sometimes, I think to myself. Pizza is objectively disgusting. But then I eat it, and it taste so good. The only estrogen loaded food I cannot give up. But jesus christ that looks horrid. I think the cheese was in the wrong here. Also Spaceballs doesn't ever help pizza's case.

>Pizza is objectively disgusting
it's literally just sauced cheese bread

I wouldn't feed that to my dog. Ramsay was right

Holy shit I've been browsing Sup Forums for a fucking decade

I need help

>Garlic sauce
That's not even garlic. It's not even sauce. It's literal melted butter that just tastes like garlic.
Their pizzas are shit-tier too, as well as the crust.

Little Caesars is the best pizza around with the best CEO.

Yes

>Can we finally agree
no, everyone can have their own preference

I'd eat it desu

Jesus man, get that stick out of your ass

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I'd scoop all the cheese and topping off with my fingers and just eat that. The native Americans used to eat every part of the pizza, but the toppings are the only thing worth eating.

kek

maybe you should just go back to re ddit, or better yet just kill yourself