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wake up wage cucks!

Second for reminding only big leafy cock can satisfy Malay billionaires

Siesta time

So why is /asean/ and /nusantara/ so dead now? Threads aren't even in the catalogue regularly anymore...

we miss u

Huh?

Basically people lost interest due to banter and real-life issues (like school/work).

i'm depressed edition
but at least i'm not getting kicked out nor are they seeking help for me

school's just starting but this time around la it's at its peak

kopitiam edition

Should be landslide edition.
Busy sex with doge
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poor sods just doing their own stuff and suddenly bam, dead
being buried alive, they must've been concious the last few minutes before their death
like... wow, staring death in the face

aci tak kalau minum se lagi eventho dah minum pagi tadi?

Even more sad is when LGE is going 'it was a construction accident' despite feds telling him its not a good idea to keep carving the hillside for years.

where is she?

Most Powerful Flips got banned and like a person who've lost its brain and profound penchant for political intrigues, all lesser beings of /asean/ were torn asunder without a master race of Iberian Übermensch.

>anime posters
>a life
doubt.jpg

Trudeau would be proud

I thought perhaps they had all moved to Anglo countries

Mariya Takeuchi or Miki Matsubara?

any vietnamese here?
pls translate the following

Bạn thấy mình bán gi?

They should work for family

same as you

>The absolute state of wh*Te race
Filipino century when?

Why didn't anyone tell me filipinos had women like THIS?

Why are SEA posters so different from east asian posters?

They keep the best and export the used goods, go to Manila or Cebu and see for yourself.

East Asian posters are just proxies, tourists and English teachers roleplaying. Aseans are the REAL deal.

Truly the most powerful race, I understand why Spen and America wanted it so bad.

What's the difference americunt?

are flips dead because of duterte?

Damn right, one day I'm gonna get racial lifting surgery and be wh*Te so I can be worthy enough to get Pinay GF.

Pic related, fucking testimonial truth.

Because she is bat shit crazy like legit

Inshallah

Yeah I was reading about her
>getting political positions because you're popular on social media
A winning strategy

A living testament to our stupidity and rise of goverment corruption 2bh

Still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers tbqhwy

So this is why Federasi Melayu kicked Singapore out

They still have something in common it seems

Made me chuckle

hey thats me

So why are their so many white loving gay people in SE asia then?

it's the current year but i honestly don't know
maybe that sing-bro's just a slut

That singporean won't stop shitposting about it though, needs a good caning I reckon.

OwO
pls dont
canings are a painful reminder to our abusive upbringing

>abusive
If you don't smack kids every once and awhile they become complete brats, Canada is full of these brats.

Dude in the middle is actually decent looking, why mail order bride?

probably a sperg like you hehe

eh 50/50 chance you'll get good, obedient kids that'll take care of you when you're old or horrible, messed up kid with issues who'll hate your guts till you die
I'm the former :3

I think it's basically
>I can't be bothered to go on dates and spend time sifting through American women when I can get an import gf now without any difficulty

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

Today marks one year of unemployment, lads

Considering going to Myanmar next year, any thing I should know?

The people there cover their faces in some kinda powder/paste shit for some reason.

gi lah cari kerja
perabis beras je >:v

So what you're saying is have more than two kids so odds are it will work out for the parents.

I knew that one, it's some kind of sunscreen/skin whitener

Why is Sakurako so cute, CUTE???

Actually almost half their water supply is provided by the federation under colonial agreement. They pay colonial era dirt cheap prices and refuse renegotiations so I wonder if we secretly put bomoh magic to the reservoir in johor as a prank.

c-caning will make me c-cum O///O

kys pedo

i guess
my parents had 4 including me but the last one was born late so they didn't beat him growing up
now he's an 8-year old spoiled brat who needs everything handed to him and you HAVE to share your shit with him
sometimes I want to hit him

she's for hugging, not fugging!

I t-tried

what is it like being a wage slave, brothers

r-really?

You can afford a cute gf

whadde fuggh :dd
maybe not... but I want my white master to WHIP me in bed! g-gently of course =w=

Go to Pengerang Rapid, even welding can get you almost 2k usd starting. If electrical you can try Osram plant opening in Kulim soon.
The ECRL project will fund about 3k technicians with PRC support, might be of interest if you are chinese.
Try Tun Razak Exchange, they must need replacement for the 3 who died from japanese mortar.

Thanks for proving my earlier point

Already cheating on your wife Chino?

I'm not Chinofag, this is my first time posting in /asean/
i'm the guy from !

Are you a proxy or white person in Singapore or something?

I'm a chink... born and raised here!

Then why so gay for White men?

because i'm a weak chink twink... and white men have superior cultures!

>chinese men

Man Cheng Ho must be rolling in his grave now.

>Singaporean
>thinking white culture is better than AFA

That guy was literally a eunuch though

whites have anime festivals too... and they also have bronycon...

I don't get why he's so popular. He went to an anime con here earlier this year and it seems he has a lot of fans.

AFA has more guests and is higher quality every year than Anime Expo.

but AFA is shit because it's full of Singaporeans!

Just be happy you have it at all. Only Indonesia's is probably close in quality: Thailand is still getting there, Malaysia doesn't have it anymore, and we don't have it yet (Cosplay Mania doesn't really count).

>ywn blast "IT AIN'T ME" while flying a Bell Huey in the flip jungles fighting ISIS
feelsbadman.jpg

but it's actually harmful to oneself eventhough beneficial to the parents
for one, i'm totally dependant on my parents and almost any amount of money I make, my mom needs to "borrow" it or I spend it on them
Used to have R3000 from savings during primary school and secondary school
Now in uni only have RM70 because Mom used my money to pay for Dad's debt and her own
Saying no is being disobedient so I just live with it :'3

My Father could be in terrible debt and he'd never accept a single penny from me. (not that we have pennies anymore)

Sounds like you need to be more like a individualist White society. :^)

You need to pay back your upbringing in some way, you know. It's no longer embarrassing to not help your parents or even live with them, even in Western society.

...

>It's no longer embarrassing to not help your parents or even live with them
This really isn't true though

this is the beginning of the end for nusantara

>Flip isis get battle rifle and RPG-2
>biggest Malaysian cell has a pipe bomb, several cans of petrol and 12 boxes of matches.
Its not fair that they get all the fireworks.

Get your malays in south Thailand to stop it

>implying it wouldn't only make Southeast Asia stronger
It might affect Singapore though since now they'll be bypassed by shipping.

Its a pipe dream from 3 centuries ago, no need to do anything. The amount of earth and cash needed to build facilities is simply gigantic if anyone plans to match the gorilla Singapore with 20milion fuel storage capacity.

Well, if China wants to fund it, it might be possible. Not really sure if China and Thailand are that friendly with each other, though.

Thailand is like 15% chinese people and 40% are at least part chink.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_Chinese

We are talking about moving billions of mud and granite not sands and soil of Suez canal, even China is uncertain on that.
Relations wise China has been buying off the junta lately with the subsidised submarine purchase and the VT-4 tanks that was delivered last week, its not so easy to get export ZTZ-99A after all.

Only teleportation can end our Sea and Shipping dependence

It depends let's say china controls that(which is a high possibility) and uses it as a leverage tool for countries like
Only their approved allies(controlled country States) can use that etc.

The Malacca strait will still be relevant but probably won't be as profitable as before

>Malaysia doesn't have it anymore
why?

It's haram :^)

Its still needed for larger and more efficient ships because massive draft unless someone is insane enough to make canals 30m deep.

I read a rumor years ago that the one held there in 2012 was a financial flop (they lost around $30,000 or something).

Malays only watch certain shonen jump anime and kamen rider, they don't care about artists,VA and seasonal anime enough to go to cons so only hardcore chinese attend them.
Malays: Narutofags
Chinese: Saint Seiyafags
Indian: Hong Kong drama