If anyone wants to launch a naval assault on Germany, now is the time.
>The German Navy’s six-strong fleet of submarines is completely out of commission after the only operational sub had an accident off the coast of Norway on Sunday.
ALL GERMAN SUBS OUT OF ORDER
Christian Bailey
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Henry Jackson
Their army and air force are both in just as dire state
Kevin Rodriguez
they dont call them uboats anymore?
Brayden Davis
Maybe Israel can lend them one of theirs.
Michael Ortiz
Everytime I feel bad about our budget cuts, I just think about Germany's military and it gets better.
Jonathan Jones
i don't think Germany needs military, they've always used it exclusively for vile deeds anyways
Ayden Cox
We neither have operable land / air vehicles aswell.
Benjamin Torres
is this a good time for Isis to strike?
Henry Harris
I thought they were investing more.
Samuel Ramirez
why in the world would they?
Gavin Nelson
I read somewhere that the german military were about to invest more.
But i do understand that Navy is actually expensive as fuck to maintain, more than Army and Air-Force.
Grayson Miller
>were about to invest more.
yeah but not into the military or equipment. Are you retarded?
Levi Ward
Hey back the fuck off of him
Gavin Hall
o-okay
Logan Rodriguez
No need to get salty, kraut fuck.
Christopher Davis
I'm more German than you will ever be
Nathan Myers
Good, submarines in 2017 are a waste anyway
Connor Morris
defense spending =!= maintaining / buying new equipment. We're currently dealing with a humanitarian crisis caused by decades of US warmongering for cheap oil. Americans can be glad there's an ocean between them and the people they savagely bombed for the last period.
Jaxson Powell
That's not an excuse for not spending. Close the fucking borders, it's not ur cunts problem.
Nicholas Sanchez
now it is and it actually is an excuse for not spending. Humanitarian aid > Petrodollar warmongering.
Americans could not beat any real opposition in a conventional war, why support them in any costly way?
Mason Hernandez
>lets have a European army!
>no countries in Europe have a good army to begin with
William Cooper
For you, yeah. It's not like you have nukes on them.
Jose Edwards
If Americans had land border with the Middle-East, Middle-East would be gone.
John Russell
no shit sherlock, if the middle east would border America, it wouldn't be the middle east anymore.
Brandon Gomez
Laissez-moi la défense de l'Allemagne.
David Jackson
I don't speak Algerian
Liam Fisher
>caused by decades of US warmongering
Yeah, no. Shitskins would flock here anyway given the chance.
Anthony Roberts
Pas encore, mais ça viendra.
Aiden Phillips
>Chile has more operational German submarines than Germany itself
desu our navy is pathetically small considering how large our oceanic territory is
Jonathan Brown
Then why the German ppl don't go and protest about ur govt supporting those wars?
Well tbf if Gaddafi wasn't ousted that prolly wouldn't happen.
Brayden Richardson
That's the point. Anyway, if your military was up to snuff and your spirit not broken, you'd be able to deal with that migrant crisis.
Matthew Johnson
Why do they have english names?
Xavier Harris
An eu army would be the french army controlled by germany
Eli Clark
>visegrad leeching mongrel afraid his gibs will be cut to aid people in need
Parker Long
Tyler Turner
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stopped reading right there senpai, so should you.
Grayson Walker
Those gibs are long owed reparations for WW2. V4 has moral claim on them, niggers from Africa do not.
Which is not the point at all. You're profiteering from Euro and having entire Europe open for your exports. You have more than enough money to maintain that army.
Zachary Turner
>b-but you're profiting from the E-Euro
yeah and the pile of shit your postapocalyptic Commi country can call an economy doesnt profit from tax free european trade, visa free travel, freedom of movement & open borders?
What a bunch of hypocrites you are.
Wyatt James
Leo Morales
Your profits are by far the largest and you profit from the free and educated workforce that leaves EE for Germany. You should be paying way more than what you are paying now.
Julian Green
>one country is peaceful
>the other country has women running away from brown people who are armed with machettes and bombs
Guess which one is more post apocalyptic.
Parker Reed
He's just fishing for butthurt and irrational responses.
Luis Evans
>>the other country has women running away from brown people
um sweetie...
Mason Watson
Oh, do excuse me. The amount of zeros after some other digit on his account must have distorted reality.
Kayden Williams
yeah, we pay for your education, healthcare and pension system that you could neither afford nor maintain without EU contracts, money & infrastructure. We're damn right to drain your academic elite we paid for.
yeah 20 million poles live abroad, please tell me more about how great and peaceful your country is kek
Robert Long
Our navy and mobile air assault are the only functioning things about our military.
Michael Collins
It's very peaceful according to every index out there.
Henry Allen
So that's why the Dutch and German military are merging I guess.
The Dutch military can be deployed everywhere across the world.
Germans can offer a backbone making it impossible to attack our mainland.
Xavier Cox
No, you don't. You only pay people for their work. Which gives you no claim.
Blake Richardson
>The Dutch military can be deployed everywhere across the world.
Except in Venezuela where their SU-30 flies Dutch territories like nothing.
Daniel Turner
We also patrol there. But there is also an American base on curacao.
Joseph Garcia
Jesus christ you are pathetic
Austin Lewis
Their jets still doing whatever they want there tho.
A while ago they were intercepting Colombian airliners as well.
Justin Stewart
Our soldiers regularly train that area. But on a smaller scale than in the Netherlands. Because the UK, France and the USA also watch our Islands.
Dutch navy in the Carribean
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Dutch soldiers in the jungle of Suriname
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During our last conflict with Venezuela we simply blocked their ports and then they had a regime change.
Austin Lee
haha yes fuck those nazis
Jeremiah Ramirez
>I have no argument
>I have no working submarines
>I have no control over our borders
Yeah, it's ME who's pathetic...
Andrew Cook
And on the opposite end of the spectrum, the US has 20 gorrilion war machines at the ready costing hundreds of billions so we can fail at putting down guerilla groups halfway across the planet. I'd rather be in Germany's shoes desu
Isaiah Ross
This is true.
Luis Bennett
how interesting
Robert White
>fail at putting down guerilla groups halfway across the planet
The only surefire way to remove guerillas is along with the country that bore them
Charles Morgan
O'Higgens was one of leaders in Chile's and Argentina's war of independence.
Nathan Price
did their windows 10 bluescreen?
also once they fix it those subs are going to israel as reparations
Jaxson Cox
we should've never let you in. You're a disgrace for the european idea. Now were stuck paying for your semi-dictatorships while all you do is take, take, take. You might now be familiar with history but the rest of europe doesnt owe you shit and is nothing but pissed at your constant shenanigans. If only you had the same balls to demand reparations from 40 years of russian holodomor-tier centrally planned economy...
But no, you're a cheap little slut.
Justin Edwards
They never would've been under Russian control if it wasn't for German Autism.
Nicholas Powell
>the rest of europe doesnt owe you shit and is nothing but pissed at your constant shenanigans
rest of europe doesn't give a shit about czech republic beyond the affordable beautiful cities and porn castings
Wyatt Johnson
when is you faggots gonna toe to toe with Best Korea?
I want to see him humiliate your military just like Iran did.
Carson Moore
Before Trump was elected he said it if you have nukes you might as well use them.
Chances are he means it.
Austin Campbell
If the capture of a tiny boat is a victory for Iran then they must be extremely pathetic
Ryder Lee
read a book burger, both Nazi Germany's and Sovjet Russia's economy was based on relentless expansion and exploitation.
yeah all you come back with is exploiting your women for cheap porn and sightseeing. Why not advertise czechia further with your meth-labs and organ-smuggling?
Camden Hill
not a czech, just saying rest of europe doesn't care enough about the czech republic to be pissed at it
Adrian Turner
god damn without america protecting you, you'd be sitting ducks
this is the part where you start saying thank you and offering to suck my dick
Kayden Powell
>disgrace for the european idea
European idea alone is a disgrace. We take without gratitude because we are owed by the West for the destruction and betrayal. We don't demand from Russians because they will never admit they were wrong and even if they did, there is nothing to take. I guess that's the price for morality, you have to own up to what you did. No fork over the dough and you can just forget about us helping you with that mess you put upon yourself.
Alexander Diaz
yeah on your emotional-meme level I don't care either. Politically there are actual tensions between visegrad cool club and EU members and the EU. God, I don't even have a problem with czechia or czech people but no need to be a total hypocrite on an anime forum about your politics.
Caleb Morales
yeah but who's gonna protect "america"?
Sorry greatest ally, I aint taking up my rifle to help yous.
hahaahahaha
Jace Cook
>duh it's only genocide & total destruction if I can get reparations out of it
just stop, what fucking point are you even trying to make anymore?
Jose Reyes
>t-the soviets were bad too
The German people and government were directly responsible for communism in Russia. (transporting Lenin to Russia)
Samuel Long
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Austin Hernandez
Why do I feel like the phrase "German engineering" is just a meme
Gavin Ortiz
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Connor Jenkins
That you are paying because you can afford to pay while Russia isn't because they can't afford to and nobody can force them. Also because you want to look like the model moral country while Russia only cares about looking stronk. Both German genocide and 40 years of Russian were awful. But now we are talking about gibs from Germany and the rest of West EU. Whataboutism won't help you.
Jack Stewart
>what's happening to france wtf fucking cuck I'm ashamed of my 1/245 french heritage
Henry Nelson
Why are you so obsessed about submarines?
You already made a post about Polan buying some other submarines a while back
Mason Bell
>had an accident off the coast of Norway on Sunday.
Are the Germans invading us again?
Josiah Ross
>it wasn't the communists who were responsible for communism
>it was the German emperor himself buying Lenin a train ticket to Russia
Oh, it's an exploit-the-willing episode. I don't see a difference between you and an african economic migrant right now. Czechia officially stepped down from all reparation claims long ago and your government didnt even back the latest polish claims lmao.
You see, reality is harsh and the discussion is over at this point, don't you miss the whataboutism already?
Julian Anderson
probably helping smuggle kidnapped polish children to norway again.
Caleb Nelson
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Henry Barnes
Wrong board.
Kevin Nguyen
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Luke Thomas
>Czechia officially stepped down from all reparation claims long ago
Was made to step away by commies
>your government
Leading party lost their position in a landslide and why would we try to gain more when the EU gibs work as reparations already.
That however is moot. Even if there were no actual financial claim, there is still a moral claim. Which comes to light everytime Germans try to appeal to morality and European solidarity and which allows their victims to say "Germans have no place to be saying things like these since they still haven't paid for WW2" Good luck with your rapefugees, it's a problem you've caused yourself and there is nothing you can do to spread it on the Eastern wing of the EU.
>I don't see the difference
But it's there. You have no relation to that economic immigrant but your country has a moral debt to the EE. That's why you have no business paying that economic migrant first.
Samuel Baker
>But it's there
It's not. You're making claims over dead nazis. That's maybe even more pathetic.
>your country has a moral debt to the EE.
Should have come up with that ~50 years earlier, most of the people who were adults during national socialism are long dead. If anything these people owe you, but nobody else. Only drug cartels and religious extremists believe in the original sin. Which one are you?
Do you actually think the nonwhite-in-one-Generation country owes you anything in the next Generation?
Xavier Gonzalez
without american protection we would build up a proper military.
But why waster money if America protects us?
Tyler Carter
>over dead nazis
Your country is built on those dead nazis and our countries are shit in part because of those dead nazis. Debts of the father go onto the son. Especially when that son profited from them and is acting high and mighty.
Lucas Lee
if the US would have left entirely here's what would happen.
Islamic diaspora execute a crystal nacht and revolt in goymoney to form a caliphate government that pisses on western style """"democracy""""
civil war commences and break up of goymoney into western and eastern states all over again.
merkel & shultz flee to poland so's not to get beheaded but all they find is toilet scrubbing jobs.
Liam Sanchez
I know you are meming, but as a german, i feel obliged to give you a serious answere
islamists in germany hold no positions of power.
They have no means to take over your country
Nolan Hall
>implying Merkel and Schulz aren't Islamists
Andrew Adams
they leftist sponsoring tools and will be disposed of as soon as the people that matter get into power.
Gavin Sanders
>hold no positions of power
That would be pointless if they were holding weapons
Andrew Cooper
>hold no positions of power
for how long
Caleb Reyes
They aren't even citizens, they have no possibility to influence German politics
Charles Wilson
>Implying someone can fuck with Germany.
KEK
Even if Germans would down no ships at all, who would fight them in Baltic sea?
Russian navy even worse, last time out "carrier" tryed to launch fighters both of them went down on the bottom of the Mediterranean sea.