Why are Korean women such superior goddesses?

Why are Korean women such superior goddesses?

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Koreans have perfected cosmetic surgery for orientals

>Why are photoshoped Korean models such superior goddesses?

They really aren't, unless you like squat goblin looking "humans"

sqhuat goblblins?

Fug, I'm done with life for tonight

Because they have handsome Korean men as fathers.

squat goblins

Korean confirmed for wh*te

t. ugly butthurt n*p

I need a korean gf so baaaaad
Why are they so cute and adorable? How do you people survive without a korean gf? Genuinely feeling sad because of that right now, no joke.

Tell me about it

>be Russian
>turn 18
>turn into pic related

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Not arguing that desu
Russian ""girls"" are no match for glorius Korean qts

He does not believe these North Koreans are same with South Koreans. lol

And I am not telling you are stupid, but I think you are pathetic.

The lack of ass on the girl on the far right is so disturbing it makes me want to shake in fear.

>say something nice about Korea
>butthurt j*ps are all over the place
Every tym

Welcome to East Asia

>say something nice about Russia
>butthurt p*les are all over the place

>say something nice about Finland
>butthurt sw*des are all over the place

>say something nice about Brazil
>butthurt portug*se are all over the place

doesn't matter, they're still extremely adorable.

y/n?

>3d
Shiggydiggy

>tfw no korean gf

That shouldn't even be possible

I prefer smaller bootys like pic related

HERE WE GO

because you are an ufgly obese virgin who can't get a russian girl and instead trying to convince yourself that some asian plastic goblin looks nice (even though your chances of getting a korean gf are close to zero as well lel)

Nice projecting, pidorash.
My standards are just too high for russian "girl".

I think the OP is Korean Russian lives in near North Korea.

Lets run a train on her with poutine as lube my friend

I want """"Korean"""" gf

yes yes yes

Photoshop and plastic surgery and fake tits and...

But... w-where's the bunda?

They're cute, loyal and caring.

Who /wantstofuckthismixedqt/?
I do for one

The guys do alright too

this is fake, right?

Lel that donte fuckboy look.
Were did the chin go?

what is that?

You can say that her tits are pretty... low-key.

>cute, loyal and caring
No bunda, no deal.
Seriously though, after a year of marriage you will be tired as shit of fucking a skellington with a cute artificial face ( and also no stamina on bed ) and you will be forced to go out whoring at least once a week or you will go mad.

I don't need fucking. I'm ok with cuddling.

This. I don't even beat off to korean qts, just admire them like a beautiful picture.

A good cuddle can be better than fucking I completely agree. Holding her, engulfed in her scent, making her feel safe and comforted

Why is bunda

> making me feel safe and comforted
fixed

Spoken like true virgin beta males who have never been in a relationship with a real female human being.

She looks like a spoopy skeleton.

>No bunda, no deal
here's the winner. Viva la Brazil.

> Spoken like true virgin beta males who have never been in a relationship with a real female human being.
is it so obvious?

Its both really
Wow pretty pathetic user. You know so little and think you're a man.

Fuck off gringo, no one likes you.

Christ. Brazil shows up to an otherwise very civil discussion.

>active international discussion with civility
>HAHA YOU'RE VIRGINS HAHA
>um no please please leave
>HAHA FUCK OFF NOBODY LIKES YOU

Why so assblasted? What happened? Would you like to talk about it? There is no need to be so angry and hostile as a default behavior. Let it out. Share

Korean date just cancelled while i was on the way because she is sick. We joke about how she tells dumb people she's from North Korea but I might have to have a very firm conversation with her that a Best Korean girl would never pull that shit.

You're the same poster talking about chinese prostitutes
Why do you come onto this board and construct paragraphs like these? What is your goal?

>tfw I say his chinese prostitute post also
He made a whole thread the other day, complete with a similar paragraph.

I only post on Sup Forums like once a week. Was my wording so weird that it reminded you of some autist from another thread because that freaks me out.

It doesn't even seem like he wants to talk he just says weird shit

>be J*panese
>turn 18
>already have more plastic surgeries than old american whore

either her bra fell off or some padding

Plastic surgeries are actually pretty uncommon here. It's rich women that get old and lose their minds and get surgery and pretend they're "29" always 29

That or it is strippers that get bolt on . Fake tits kill boners

>It's rich women that get old and lose their minds
Pretty much this I wanted to say by "old american whore".

That's because korean PS industry is far more advanced so all japs go there for surgery.

Fair enough then you are spot on ivan
The old women with the same type of metal instability but dont have money for plastic surgeries go to porn shops and dive bars and get plowed by anyone willing to fuck her. If she cant look desirable she will let take comfort in a dude busting a nut from her makes her feel desirable

...

But they are not. These women are obviously malnourished. South Koreans are 8 cm taller on average for example.

I want big korean cock to nut inside me

ass

Hahahahaaaa! Not even close, only beta orbiters and cucks want korean goblin.

...

Asian girls are pure.
How can White and black degenerates even compete?

Send korean exchange students to Russia pls.

at least post a korean girl with delicious thighs and butt

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But that's not why we love korean girls.

don't you get north korean refugees?

They do send Koreans. I'm afraid, if she stays, Korean KGB kill her family in camps or something.

>k-whores
>pure
L.O.L.

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I've never seen an eastern asian in my entire life.
Only vietnamese merchants come here to sell their flip flops.

where do you live

Kursk
>inb4: must be fucking cold on the bottom of the ocean

ok, but kursk is near kraine, I mean the far eastern region that borders north korea. can't koreans just cross the border? it shoulnd't be that hard

>kraine
*ukraine

>big korean cock

i've heard that north koreans purposefully try to get send to russian labor camps so that they can escape easier

No idea.
Do you realise that I'm closer to you than to North Korea?

I want his fat dick

His face is feminine.

There are enough of them a my uni to say that they aren't. They take care of their bodies but thir faces are mostly shit.

guys looks like girls
girls looks like 12 years old boys

why do you like asians? I don't get it..

It's real but the doctor got hit with unsafe practices or something for it. Certainly it was not up to code.

>russian labor camps
Isn't that a myth? They cross the border sometimes, I've met some children of refugees.

idk but I heard about that on a YT video. they do the same thing with labor camps in china but the chinese government might deport defectors back no NK

dat ass so fake

Why don't Koreans just be happy with their appearance?