Chris Evans and Jenny Slate

Why didn't it last?

I thought the rumor was that she talked about him in her stand-up or some shit and he's really private so he got upset-- which, I mean I get it. But if it wasn't talked about beforehand, I don't know what else you'd expect from a comedian, they use their lives.

Probably why none of them is fucking anymore more famous than them.

he banging scarjo

Pro tip: Chris dumped her because he found some young slut he wanted to fuck. Jenny's stand-up had nothing to do with the break-up.

>Why didn't it last?

Jewish women can be really insufferable especially as they age. It's why so many Jewish men marry white blonde haired blue eyed women at any opportunity

kept making jokes about his penis

>Jenny Slate and Chris Evans
>a couple at a point in time

Huh, really? I'm surprised Chris Evans didn't pull ScarJo tier chicks. Not knocking Jenny Slate, but it's like Eric Andre and Rosario Dawson: something doesn't add up.

He doesn't trust hollywood women, seems like a lot of male stars date around. Either that or he's a fag.

he is gay

Projecting your fantasies of not being an ugly manlet, user?

Eric isn't the weirdest person she has dated

She gave an interview and spoke about it at length. Apparently, the differences that originally brought them together eventually tore them apart.

Personally, I think she was massively insecure and wanted the relationship to fail so that she didn't have the pressure of being in a relationship with CAPTAIN AMERIKUH. I can't imagine how emotionally taxing that is.

>Be a so-so looking Jewish, kinda middling comedian
>Date a 10/10 superstar who has the option of literally fucking anyone and anything within a 500 mile radius at any given time. Oh and he also has a near limitless bank account.

Both sexes have suffered from that level of insecurity. You see threads on /r9k/ about that shit every now and again; anons admitting that they don't feel good enough for their current spouse and try to actively drag them down, or eliminate the relationship.

I think Chris really liked her, too.

>Eric Andre and Rosario Dawson
holy shit can anyone confirm this. Goodd for you mulatto. Rosario is one of the most beautifully aging women around.

>that time he was all "i'm usually into pretty girls but this is different" when talking about his new relationship

Janey Briggs

They've been talking for over a year now. Since that picture of them in a comic book store together they've flown to Australia together and shit.

>my main source for human interaction is /r9k/

I don't know how you came to that conclusion, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

he can do way better than that

and im straight

Yes, like pic related, his one true titcow mate

he should just get back with minka and make beautiful babies for future generations to lust after

Chris Evans is a known cuck and prefers the company of escorts.

There are rumors still swirling around that says he's riddled with stds.

I dunno man, I agree with Atwell is way better than Minka

And end their jewish bloodline. Good move.

A jewish woman hitting the wall is one of the biggest dropoffs ever, coupled with the fact that their personalities get even worse. It's like asians but earlier with more nagging and hair.

>those casually possessive hand placements
you just know

Evans, you lucky bastard

>implying the Poz isn't a dominant gene
I wish it were so

They're perfect for each other in terms of looks, but she's too good for him in terms of personality. As much as I'd love for them to be together, I think she's way too mature and confident to date a guy like Chris Evans.

I'd bet money that they've casually fucked at least once throughout the course of their friendship, tho. They've always seemed to be very in to each other.

But what if he had grabbed her boobies?

>implying he hasnt done that when they're alone many times already

So why did she convert to Judaism?

Because she cares more about money and power than her people.

>Jewish women can be really insufferable especially as they age.

>A jewish woman hitting the wall is one of the biggest dropoffs ever, coupled with the fact that their personalities get even worse.

I'm guessing the above is the real reason why.

You have a Jewish woman who'd love more than anything to sell out even more than she already has but she isn't talented or beautiful enough to cash in any further.