LITTLE MISS MUFFET
SAT ON MY DICK
OOHHH
LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Liam Collins
Nathaniel Stewart
TWO FAGS WALK INTO A BAR. IT'S ME AND A FRIEND. OHHH!
Ethan Brown
OHHH YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE!
Liam Reed
Gilbert's impression of Dice is better than Dice.
Parker Cooper
AY
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
PENIS VAGINA PENIS COCK
OHH!
Sebastian Ortiz
I love Gilbert
Robert Russell
wheres the joke ?
Dylan Young
SPLISH SPLASH
Ryder Mitchell
SO I WAS FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE SAYS "HONEY WHAT ABOUT FOREPLAY?"
I SAYS "DIDN'T I ALREADY BEAT YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE IN EARLIER TODAY?" OHHHHH
Oliver Anderson
there is none, he's just doing an impression
Matthew Adams
He's actually a really good actor
Jonathan Hill
Dice is style over substance
Levi Green
OHHHHH
Gabriel Rivera
Gilbert Gottfried is such a fucking hack. I've never laughed at one thing in his standup.
Actual good Dice impression:
Dylan Carter
THERE ONCE WAS A LADY
WHO HAD SO MANY KIDS
HER UTERUS FELL OUT
OOHHH
Carson Gutierrez
Unironically this. Probably the last guy I thought could act
Hudson Cruz
OOOOHHHH
Michael Garcia
>Gilbert Gottfried is such a fucking hack. I've never laughed at one thing in his standup.
Robert Mitchell
UHHHHHGGGHHHGGHH
Gavin Ramirez
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS
THEN SHE HAD YOU
OOOOHHHHH!!!!
Julian Brooks
Jaxon Rogers
*TAKES A DRAG*
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Carson Ross
ROCK-A-BYE BABY ON THE TREE TOP YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE
I AIN'T YOUR POP
OHHHHH
Liam Mitchell
youtu.be
GO FUCK YOURSELF
Gabriel Sanchez
Amy Schumer tier comedy
Daniel Thompson
Yeah, but Amy Schumer has awful delivery, she literally sounds like a bored valley girl. Dice is a walking caricature of masculinity that could only conceivably by portrayed by a closet fag.
Joshua Miller
WHICH WAY?
Dylan Price
OLD FATHER TIME, REMEMBER HIM?
I FUCKED HIM!!!
Gavin Myers
I was in that thread
and I'm over here now
It's a beautiful thing
Henry Hall
Nobody fucks Dice
Dice does the the fucking
Matthew Gonzalez
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I NEVER OWNED A FUCKING GYM
CNN IS FAKE NEWS
OHHHHHH
David Thomas
This thread might go on forever or it might just shit out in an hour ....
BACK
GET IT?
Josiah Nelson
I WAS TAKIN A BATH, ALL ON A SATTURDAY NIGHT
WOOH
Christopher Anderson
Why is Jon Stewart trying to look like a bad ass? What a try hard faggot.
Michael Lewis
Amy Schumer would've fit right in during this time period, with the shitty shock shit. She's several decades too late.
Robert Cruz
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER'S ASS...
>*leans back*
...AND SHE HAD YOU!
Sebastian Morales
OH!
Ian Barnes
Dutch clutch
Justin Ortiz
>Andrew clay (((Silverstein)))
You can't make this shit up
Asher Russell
Clint Eastwood? I fucked him
OHHHHHH
Cooper Hughes
HICKORY
Parker Phillips
His impression of Seinfeld is classic.
Nathaniel Adams
LITTLE BOY BLEW
*drags cigarette*
HE NEEDED THE MONEY
William Ramirez
Brilliance