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Any Summer man

TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR

any cuckold man in

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How do I achieve this mode lads

nothing I hate more than the rorke weebs
no they're not honourary whites, they're filthy slit eyed chinks

just woke up lads

have spent all day on /brit/ since waking up

the tall 6'5 girl at work was being mean to me again (I'm 5'7)
don't want my lunch break to end

untreated phismosis

anime

sue

yeah (you)

story and pic

rancid

This got 21.7k upvotes on /r//PoliticalHumor

to be fair you have to have en extremely high IQ to enjoy Mel Gibson

the tall girl at work was being mean to me

Just put the phimo ring in, lads

Going to get a haircut lads. I want to get it like pewdiepie's hair. Do I just take a picture of him (like a youtube screenshot) to the barber and say 'do this'?

Would very much like to slap my willy around but my doggo is in my bed and refuses to leave

What exactly does she say that's mean?

If the Middle East had been Christian all the way up to now since the time of Jesus how much more peaceful and advanced do you think the world would be?

just say you want the hitler youth cut that’s what I did

repackaged 20 year old simpsons joke

Haha epic!

not surprising; their puny weak liberal minds cannot see the man's extremely powerful stand. the comic takes on a very different meaning without it haha!

means she likes you
mount her

no thats illegal you have to explain it verbally
of course you fucking show a picture

fuck it lads not eating the cheese cobs made me
going to greggs for lunch instead :3

I'd feel a bit uncomfortable saying that. I guess 'undercut' would imply the same thing.

she makes fun of my height but in a "haha it's just a joke" way

You've never done it in front of your dog?

kind of agree desu

wanking in front of dogs is just one step away from bestiality
disgusting tbqh

>having sex in front of your dog is socially acceptable but wanking isn't
How bizarre.

dogs aren't real just wank you twat

worse than a nonce

report her

Over the last thirteen hundred years, numerous kingdoms, empires, religions, cultures, nations, tribes and peoples have sought to coexist with Islam. None have succeeded. We shall not be the first.

caught phimosis again

just play it as a joke lad
you’d be surprised the kind of things you can say if you manage to pass it off as a joke

can't wank if my dog is watching
just doesnt feel right

the staff in hr are all bigger than me too
they'll just laugh at me

thought that said wanking for a second aha

probably closer cultural connections to Europe

Over the last thirteen hundred years, numerous kingdoms, empires, religions, cultures, nations, tribes and peoples have sought to coexist with Christianity. None have succeeded. We shall not be the first.

>muh islam
couldn't give a toss myself. More worried about Europeans being a minority in our own countries

tis is mah favrit may may

Are there any cretins here who don't let their dog see them naked?

maybe they'll give you a lollipop to make you feel better

the first step in a disagreement is to complain to authority figures

I want to dedicate this post to my Mum, Dad and my brothers in jail. My lawyer, accountant and financial adviser. To Mrs White, my year 8 teacher, who gave me the inspiration. To Lara, my first wife. But most of all to Bryan, my 2nd wife, who has been my rock.
Thank you.

Except that's wrong.

kill her in the parking lot

name 1

The weeks toil fuel

why the fuck has belle and sebastian's 90s albums been deleted from spotify????????

>holden is no more

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report her to HR

>pom-bear
i thought pom was an insult

>the staff in hr are all bigger than me too
>they'll just laugh at me

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because ur a gay cunt

>spotify

South Korea

Infostealer.Snifula.B

!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO

seems like a troll

No more than yank, paki, ozzy, kiwi etc

its spelt ossy

Fuck you !!!!!!!!!

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Fuck off paki cunt

i've been posting in /brit/ for 3 years
i can perfectly emulate a british poster
all i need is to visit the UK to acquire a UK flag and then nobody will know i'm actually a yank

take your tinsel down

mmmyello?

you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

would love a mcdonalds right now desu

yagzbaro

nearly half way through the workday lads. first half has been alright. hope the second half is also alright

never

>tfw no gf

haha

you will slip up eventually, and you will be FOY'd

toil resumes in 7 minutes

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could easily go under a yank flag without ever being detected but won't cos i'm nice

any meme bob man in?

a crack on the head

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FOY'ing has been noticeably lower in recent months
it's only a matter of time before it's gone completely and /brit/ is finally overrun with yanks

watched it yesterday, hasn't aged a bit

what are your thoughts on the fall of Constantinople?

hello Facebook

don't care

the fuck is wrong with asians
why do they fetishise preteen looking women

matt, yanks are people too

Got a week off work with no plans
what if I got a last minute flight to Armenia tomorrow for a few days?

hagia sophia