THAT'S IT

THE VERDICT IS OUT

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G U I L T Y

Obviously the gorilla wins

When will they learn?

Is Joe Rogan our guy?

he needs to start asking the right fucking questions

nah he (now) believes the moon landings happened

the gorilla would get tired killing the 50 first and trying to catch Demetrious johnson

Here's how it would go
>Grizzly gets up on two feet
>Gorilla charges into it
>Grizzly gets in at most one swipe from a disadvantageous position
>Gorilla continues to pummel it and wins

so 10 guys for every 1 gorilla

10 guys should be able to pin down a gorilla, right?

Grizzly has size, height, weight and strength advantage. Plus razor blades for nails and teeth.

a gorilla and a bear probably wouldn't fight under any circumstance

you're ignoring the fact that the grizzy is much much stronger than the faggot gorilla

No. The gorilla would just pick them off one by one.

Depends on the environment. In the jungle gorillas can climb and shit

what if they all rushed it and pilled on?

that would be like 1800 pounds for each gorilla to handle

bears are great climbers

All the gorilla has to down is throw its fucking arm and it would knock out 4 or 5 of them in one go. It is faster, stronger, and there is no way 10 guys could run at it and pile on.

Gorillas would use their superior intelligence to organize strategy and build simple weapons like sticks and rocks

why wouldn't you link the video you queer

No the fight between the ufc fighters

>Igor pull up the video

>10 guys should be able to pin down a gorilla, right?
Does the Gorilla have 10 limbs? No, so at most 4-5 guys could physically engage a gorilla at a time, assuming it doesn't swat them away.

how are you so confident about this?

lol
wait is that a racist joke or not

get the fuck out of the way

oh

Because I'm not retarded. It is like asking "What if 10 dudes charged a moving car? They could take it right?".

Interesting..

a big bear could win eventually but the bears are easier to intimidate
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yeah but someone needs to kill it while it's pinned down

and there's 200 of the ufc fighters, so why wouldn't they divide it 10 to 1?

a single gorilla is not even close to a moving car you fucking retarded mongoloid

that's not the same at all

a car is heavier, harder and has more momentum than a gorilla

HERCULES WANT MILKY

>They seriously think UFC fighters could just "pile on" a gorilla.

KEK

Can you not see who I'm replying to originally?

bitch thats a black bear, they;re scared of their own shadow. grizzly is the real deal

I don't know but i think you're giving the gorilla too much credit

why do people think large animals are invincible?

One gorilla vs ten people is the equivalent of one adult male vs ten 5 year olds.

Don't underestimate the strength of the silverback

no

A 5 year old is like what, 40 pounds? A regular adult male is like 180 pounds. So that would be 180 pounds vs 400 pounds.

A gorilla vs 10 people would be 450 pounds vs 1800 pounds

Ten really bulked up guys might match the mass of a common automobile...

Rachel vs Marco

Jake vs Rachel

Who wins?

DON'T CALL ME A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!
DAMN IT!

kek

A gorilla is 450 of PURE COMPOUND MUSCLE. All of the force and weight of its strikes will be delivered at the same time. I really don't know how retarded someone has to be to think that 10 dudes could come even close to taking on a gorilla.

You are just taking the average weight and multiplying it. This isn't just a simple math equation, it is physics. A gorilla is faster and stronger, you have this idea that 10 guys will just perfectly rush it at the same time and all strike all at the same time with all the force of their entire being.

The gorilla could snap any one of their backs in a second. What do you think they are even going to do? Punch it to death? It could grab a hand and just squeeze it for a second until it broke. Hell, they'd probably break their own hands if they punched it full force.

There is absolutely no scenario where 10 people could take on a fully grown gorilla. Period.

lmao you fucking retards seriously have no idea how strong primates are. a chimpanzee can rip off your arm and beat you to death with it easily. a mature silvberback gorilla would grab a ufc fighters leg and use him like a flail to wipe off the other 199 like the opening scene of the lord of the rings. apes are insanely fucking strong, its not even comparable, they produce no to very little myostatin and thus are not limited like we are.
here's an orangutan lazily winning tug of war against a sumo wrestler with one hand while scratching his balls
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>This isn't just a simple math equation, it is physics.

physics is literally simple math equations you retard

>I got proved wrong now I have to play it all off as an epic troll :^)

xD

no, they wouldn't try to strike the gorilla, they should all overwhelm it with the combined weight of 1800 pounds and suffocate it

>chimanzee can rip off your arm and beat you to death with it easily
top kek what a delusional fucking retard

You listen to too much joe rogan newbitch. Go back.

>that thing will tear you to shreds

you do know this is fake?

H O W D A R E Y O U

holy shit my sides.
what would happen if a gorilla was DRIVING THE CAR?

I'd bet on the UFC guys. It would get fucking ugly as fuck and some would die, but 200 muscular, years of training men in their prime against 20 apes? Yeah, the UFC would win with casualties.

Now if it was 20 UFC fighters vs 20 apes...

you're forgetting that apes pussy out very easily

No, that's their descendants, niggers.

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But who could beat this guy?

probably this guy

Why's its dick cut?

>10 UFC guys jump on the gorilla
>they begin vibrating at high frequencies
>this heats up the gorilla
>its cooling system can't handle it and it gets cooked from the inside

checkmate primatefags

He took the Harambe meme too seriously.

he's a jew

What are the extra belts for?

they're not fucking bees lol

or just have a proper gund

After the thread where tv fags thought they had a chance against a grizzly bear, now it's MMA fags thinking UFC fighters could take down a gorilla.

FUCK

YOU

UP

That's a big animal

TEAR

With no weapons the gorillas would tear them to shreds. There's no crying to the ref when they start biting or any shit like that.

This.

Being that they are both wild animals, they would both probably puff up and give their most intimidating scream/growl at each other. Then, after a bit of posturing one or both would hoof it in the opposite direction.

Wild animals are pretty cowardly when given the choice.

That pic is old as fuck because the UFC currently has over 500 men and women on their roster.

Then we'll put em in the octagon so the have no where to run.

Fighters would get decimated. You cannot fathom the strength of the gorillas.

UFC. 10 guys per gorilla. The gorillas are big and strong but at the same time they're "only" 450 lbs each.

>You cannot fathom the strength of the gorillas.
>...
>shred
>you
>to
>pieces

Then they'd just avoid each other and be very uncomfortable.

You can create some fantasy situation where they would fight, but then you might as well just argue about who would win if a wizard fought a gorilla.

Wizard, btw.

Gorilla, easily. A human could snap Harry Potter's skinny limbs, imagine what a gorilla could do to him.

Well thanks for ruining a fun thread.

Is there anything more masterful, strong and intelligent than an ORCA in its natural habitat? Every time theres an orca story, its always them fucking things up. Its like nothing ever picks on them. The only thing I can imagine is a giant squid.

Based on average chimp sizes, this motherfucker probably weighs about 110-130 lbs. Multiply that by 4, and imagine just how fucking jacked a gorilla is.
They would have to be almost impossible to knockout,
and you're not going to be able to grab one and break it's limbs or anything, it'll just ragdoll you if you try.

K well the gorilla has never professionally trained and has never experienced the painful sensation of someone like McGregor punching him in the face. I think you're underestimating the UFC.

Humans developed a cognitive, toolmaking brain; gorillas developed to become hench as fuck. We're specialised differently

Asking if ten humans could pin a gorilla is like asking of ten gorillas could build an IKEA coffee table

He'd just point his wand at it and scream, "Spectro Ungorillis!"

Then, poof, the gorilla is now a rabbit and Harry fucks it. At least I assume he does. I know if I ever manage to turn a full-grown silver back gorilla into a rabbit, I'm going to fuck it just on principle.

>as a kid was hiking with dad and he scared a black bear away with the below step
>mfw thinking about if it was a grizzly

Fucking nature man, spooky as shit

KEK Fuck your chimps lmao harambe suck my dick

THICC

honestly go back to r.edditt

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>A gorilla can take a hit to the face from another gorilla
>A Ufc fighter can not take a hit to the face from a gorilla


Therefore, gorilla>ufc fighter

...

>gorilla has never trained
it lives in the jungle and fights for its life on a daily basis what the fuck would a gorilla need to be trained for are you actually autistic?

>Grizzly gets in at most one swipe breaking the skull of gorilla and killing it instantly

With one swing of the claws from the bear you would have yourself a nearly decapitated gorilla. There is no debate. And I love me some gorilla.