the new
/brit/
surprisingly low
feel better about myself now
Phwoar jawline goals
this thread is designed to fuck your shit up
anime
ill be honest im not sure if france is the one on the right or left or if thats germany or poland
shagged 3 bird already today
hong kong
youtube.com
the scottish race
wonder what life would be like if iwans't ugly and short, sometimes feel like all my problems are a result of that
c'mon, call CHATBACK
oh eight nine one
FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
oh eight nine one
FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
Unironically made the last 3 threads, starting to run out of ideas. Next ones probs gonna have to be another kacy
*goes like the clangers*
wish i could go rollins mode
...
Never had sex and my age starts with 2
women are so boring dunno how anyone can stick them
how can you be on Sup Forums and this fucking thick
please clear off to another board
Had a scary dream where Tim went mental and killed all his neighbours with a kitchen knife and I'm trying to hide from him
...
black flag are shite but henry is kind of cool
hello literal infant
good post
STOP MESSING ME ABOUT
NEED YOU OUT OF BUSINESS
terrifying
oh god you mate?
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
minority report?
dont even know all the states if im honest with you lad.
no reason to know them i reckon, when am i ever going to go to poland or germany or frace? or kansas or maine or bristol.
nerd cunt NEVER reply to me again lest i turn your law into a fine powder
i'm glad this hateful, disgusting person no longer has a career
they are terribly unfunny
My bitch sister is having a go at me for apparently not cleaning the shower after myself
I told her to move out if she has a problem with it but she wouldn't properly respond to that
She also said that because the shower isn't clean, she can't bring her friends over
He had longer hair and he was super fast and limber
Well in the dream it was a famous case, and I went back in time to try and stop his massacre
tim has been boring the past month
was hilarious when he was going mad about the pc hacks GET ME OUT OF THIS COUNTRY UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION
kill yourself pakistani runt
currently preparing an actionkino with Vince Vaughn
If need to get something done you get an Aussie to do it. If you need something thought about you get a pom.
Just tried to do the patrick bateman slicked back hair and it actually looks alright on me
a bit uneven in some places though
got a very bad cold lads. what are some remedies?
can honestly pick out every US state and every European country on the map you braindead spastic
why are you on this board fuck off to /britpol/ with the rest of the brainlets
he really is /ourguy/
he does
>"noice het miss roidah, strewth, yah rilly lahv theym dawjahs eh lahv?"
>"oven dodger? reeeeeeee!!!"
*curb your enthusiasm music starts*
radiators
business idea: the timothy james byrne VR experience featuring famous scenes from the hit youtube serious including but not limited to: the famous vinay at the door, the dpd driver, endless footage of the bear show and much more an optional expansion pack will include timothys high wycombe house
vince vaugn is disgusting too
me 2nd from top and 2nd from left
had a dream last night where I got addicted to heroin and got kicked out of the house
it sounds good tbf, looking forward to it
fuck off bet your one of those pint hater people
ah yes I'm reminded of the time at uni in my first year and I had a girl over and we had sex, and in the morning she noticed my shower was a bit disgusting and so she cleaned it
I felt bad so I offered to take her on a date to spoons later that day
and after that I had a gf for the rest of uni
fun
don't know lad
wish i could help
i love pints
...
arrogant student
>dream
son
Starting to get nightmares about losing my hair
Students have it tougher than wagies
t. enrolled at the university of life
The most horrifying dreams I've ever had was me ripping clumps of hair off my head and also me losing teeth
whats on his mind
If need to get something poured you get an Aussie to do it.
fixd
love: pints
hate: anderton poster
simple as
post your fucking results then you cocky cunt
Went through a phase of losing my teeth nightmares a while back, woke up in tears a few times ngl
things I've done in the last 24 hours:
>finished work
>flirted with coworker
>looked for flats with my mate
>imbibed half a bottle of voddy
>went on a mental night out
>kissed 2 random girls
>ate a fuckload of maccas
>had a wank
What's your favourite type of cake lads?
Are you retarded?
>just realised i'm taking a pay hit in my new job
>this comes on top of the fact that it's in london so my costs of living are going to be also higher.
>just realised the pay-hit could last up to 5 years
Why can't men take no for an answer lol
top lad
i didnt even do that bad
Tiramisu
gay wedding cakes
false
some do, some don't
next question
reddit.com
all really cute couples desu. amazing that this would upset Sup Forums
bum muffins
why did this kacy lassie do so many lewd photos if she's a singer?
...
how do i get a free minecraft account?
>he fell for the londumb meme
Sorry to hear that mate. Stay safe.
shan't be clicking this obvious virus
mong
back from toil
what should i do?
when i speak people listen and pay attention
Wish I had friends , what about you lads?
Watch this:
post fucking toil memes
fasttrack to poverty
wank
have a fag
have a beer
kacy who?
runt post
That guy is a baw bag.
prepare for the next day my fellow serf
WITH THE SPEED OF 1 THOUSAND GAZELLES
PRESS UP POSITION DOWN
LOWER
RAISE
LOWER
RAISE
LOWER
RAISE
LOWER
RAISE
DOUBLE TIME
meet a nice lad from grindr for some rodgering
cheating leaf fuck
recommend me some more mummykinos
how did i cheat
I'm going to try to negotiate more money out of them, using a couple of arguments about detriment and shit.
Or else I'm just going to spend my entire tenure there searhing for jobs abroad and milking as much training as I can whilst doing the bare minimum amount of work. I can't deal with this shit.
I love how 21k up north is great but in london and the rest of the south east it's nothing
seems a bit silly really
16 year old schoolgirls with skirts and tights are the best desu lads
think i need to see a therapist lads.
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