/brit/

the new

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surprisingly low

feel better about myself now

Phwoar jawline goals

this thread is designed to fuck your shit up

anime

ill be honest im not sure if france is the one on the right or left or if thats germany or poland

shagged 3 bird already today

hong kong

youtube.com/watch?v=z2XNQYR-2BY

the scottish race

wonder what life would be like if iwans't ugly and short, sometimes feel like all my problems are a result of that

c'mon, call CHATBACK
oh eight nine one
FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
oh eight nine one
FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY

Unironically made the last 3 threads, starting to run out of ideas. Next ones probs gonna have to be another kacy

*goes like the clangers*

wish i could go rollins mode

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Never had sex and my age starts with 2

women are so boring dunno how anyone can stick them

how can you be on Sup Forums and this fucking thick
please clear off to another board

Had a scary dream where Tim went mental and killed all his neighbours with a kitchen knife and I'm trying to hide from him

...

black flag are shite but henry is kind of cool

hello literal infant

good post

STOP MESSING ME ABOUT
NEED YOU OUT OF BUSINESS

terrifying

oh god you mate?
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

minority report?

dont even know all the states if im honest with you lad.

no reason to know them i reckon, when am i ever going to go to poland or germany or frace? or kansas or maine or bristol.

nerd cunt NEVER reply to me again lest i turn your law into a fine powder

i'm glad this hateful, disgusting person no longer has a career

they are terribly unfunny

My bitch sister is having a go at me for apparently not cleaning the shower after myself

I told her to move out if she has a problem with it but she wouldn't properly respond to that

She also said that because the shower isn't clean, she can't bring her friends over

He had longer hair and he was super fast and limber

Well in the dream it was a famous case, and I went back in time to try and stop his massacre

tim has been boring the past month

was hilarious when he was going mad about the pc hacks GET ME OUT OF THIS COUNTRY UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION

kill yourself pakistani runt

currently preparing an actionkino with Vince Vaughn

If need to get something done you get an Aussie to do it. If you need something thought about you get a pom.

Just tried to do the patrick bateman slicked back hair and it actually looks alright on me

a bit uneven in some places though

got a very bad cold lads. what are some remedies?

can honestly pick out every US state and every European country on the map you braindead spastic
why are you on this board fuck off to /britpol/ with the rest of the brainlets

he really is /ourguy/

he does

>"noice het miss roidah, strewth, yah rilly lahv theym dawjahs eh lahv?"
>"oven dodger? reeeeeeee!!!"
*curb your enthusiasm music starts*

radiators

business idea: the timothy james byrne VR experience featuring famous scenes from the hit youtube serious including but not limited to: the famous vinay at the door, the dpd driver, endless footage of the bear show and much more an optional expansion pack will include timothys high wycombe house

vince vaugn is disgusting too

me 2nd from top and 2nd from left

had a dream last night where I got addicted to heroin and got kicked out of the house

it sounds good tbf, looking forward to it

fuck off bet your one of those pint hater people

youtube.com/watch?v=0TX5ij8uQeo

ah yes I'm reminded of the time at uni in my first year and I had a girl over and we had sex, and in the morning she noticed my shower was a bit disgusting and so she cleaned it

I felt bad so I offered to take her on a date to spoons later that day
and after that I had a gf for the rest of uni
fun

don't know lad
wish i could help

i love pints

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arrogant student

>dream

son

Starting to get nightmares about losing my hair

Students have it tougher than wagies
t. enrolled at the university of life

The most horrifying dreams I've ever had was me ripping clumps of hair off my head and also me losing teeth

whats on his mind

If need to get something poured you get an Aussie to do it.
fixd

love: pints
hate: anderton poster

simple as

post your fucking results then you cocky cunt

sporcle.com/games/Matt/find_the_states

Went through a phase of losing my teeth nightmares a while back, woke up in tears a few times ngl

things I've done in the last 24 hours:
>finished work
>flirted with coworker
>looked for flats with my mate
>imbibed half a bottle of voddy
>went on a mental night out
>kissed 2 random girls
>ate a fuckload of maccas
>had a wank

What's your favourite type of cake lads?

Are you retarded?

>just realised i'm taking a pay hit in my new job
>this comes on top of the fact that it's in london so my costs of living are going to be also higher.
>just realised the pay-hit could last up to 5 years

Why can't men take no for an answer lol

top lad

i didnt even do that bad

Tiramisu

gay wedding cakes

false
some do, some don't

next question

reddit.com/r/interracialdating/top/

all really cute couples desu. amazing that this would upset Sup Forums

bum muffins

why did this kacy lassie do so many lewd photos if she's a singer?

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how do i get a free minecraft account?

>he fell for the londumb meme
Sorry to hear that mate. Stay safe.

shan't be clicking this obvious virus

mong

back from toil

what should i do?

when i speak people listen and pay attention

Wish I had friends , what about you lads?

Watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=t2HHkV84WEM

post fucking toil memes

fasttrack to poverty

wank
have a fag
have a beer

kacy who?

runt post

That guy is a baw bag.

prepare for the next day my fellow serf

WITH THE SPEED OF 1 THOUSAND GAZELLES

PRESS UP POSITION DOWN

LOWER

RAISE

LOWER

RAISE

LOWER

RAISE

LOWER

RAISE

DOUBLE TIME

meet a nice lad from grindr for some rodgering

cheating leaf fuck

recommend me some more mummykinos

how did i cheat

I'm going to try to negotiate more money out of them, using a couple of arguments about detriment and shit.

Or else I'm just going to spend my entire tenure there searhing for jobs abroad and milking as much training as I can whilst doing the bare minimum amount of work. I can't deal with this shit.

I love how 21k up north is great but in london and the rest of the south east it's nothing

seems a bit silly really

16 year old schoolgirls with skirts and tights are the best desu lads

think i need to see a therapist lads.

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