I married a Japanese woman AMA

I married a Japanese woman AMA

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You mean you fell for the online meme

No idea what that means

Can you come inside everytime?

does she have penis?

Are the Mexican from yesterday lol?

Yeah. We've never used a condom and I strictly only creampie her or squirt it all on her cute furry bush.

Over here creampies are extremely rare/bad but she immediately didn't care or expected it. I pulled out for awhile at first though.

What ethnicity are you?

And now you have to give her all your salary while she does fuckall at home (but at least, she gives you back pocket money), and she won't want you to have anything to do with your children's education, and when you'll get divorced (for such a reason as you loosing your job), she'll get everything.

How’s her moan sound like??

I am completely black by Sup Forums's standards I think.

But I'm 25% Irish, 50% Lithuanian and 25% French. All of my grandparents were immigrants.

Congrats on helping her disappoint her parents

ur fat

did she get the visa or citizenship yet?

>I'm 25% Irish, 50% Lithuanian and 25% French
You're heritagefag.
Could've just said it.

What is wrong with you?

She makes a lot more money than me friend.She doesn't really moan except for Natural little gasps here and there. It's not a porno. It's real life and we're both pretty normal people aside from being pretty hardcore introverts. Well at least I am she has more friends than I do.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=twfcbEnrz1o

>MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>I'm 25% Irish, 50% Lithuanian and 25% French

How old are you and she??

Holy shit a real question, thanks. No not yet. I'm keeping my American Citizenship with Japanese spousal visa and she's keeping Japanese Citizenship with American spousal visa. I practically don't want to talk about it because it's so disheartening considering the embarrassing length of time it takes for me to be able to see my own fucking wife...

We started the process in December 2016. We expect it to be finished May 2018.

Seems like quite boring without moan. If i were you, I lose my boner

Oh boy, expect to be cucked

The guy asked my ethnicity Idk I thought I'd be more accurate. No doubt that weird ethnic question would've been asked later so I nipped it in the bud.

She's 36 and I'm 25

How did you meet her?? Does she look young??

poof?

Woah, thats quite the non-traditional age difference. Do you not want non-autism kids?

She looks like she's 22 to me. But all that matters if I find her gorgeous and I'm very proud that she chose me.

If you can tell me a way to prove it without risking a doxx then I will do it.

>She's 36

holy shit, her parents must have been beyond despair

I can't imagine how much shit she had to deal with from them

She is definitely going to cuck you

I prefer older women.

This might be difficult for Sup Forums compatriots to internalize but we're both wealthy and before we got married we were basically best friends. It's fine.

>36

wtf

a-are you ok?

>she's 36 I'm 25

jesus christ you must have been desperate

How did you meet her?

post her feet

Wow another not-shit question, thanks. College, I was a physics undergrad - optics at the time and she was a grad school business student - management.

I'm not an idiot and didn't dorm for $600 a month in a broom closet and chose a large apartment with two other roommates for $490. She was one of my roommates. We were friends for about a year, we watched all of GoT all of Breaking Bad, movies listened to music went to sports games etc. I didn't want to make it sexual because I didn't want to introduce the possibility of ruining our great international friendship so I disciplined myself. Well after like 11 months of that we were both sort of drunk and had passionate condomless sex for hours and hours and hours on the couch and my bed.

Then we basically became a couple.

Didn’t you fear pregnancy ?

How old were you when you met?
How did you meet?
How long before you got married?
How did you propose?
Tell me your love story

We're not stupid and she's on birth control. I'm not sure if you people understand what that means but I can creampie her forever with a tiny tiny chance of her getting pregnant. And even then we've discussed that we will just abort it.

Here's the best proof I can come up with there'll be no more desu

He said so

>she's 36 I'm 25
I'm 25 and virgin but still, I'm relieved I'm not as loser as OP yet.

Are you planning on learning Japanese?

No you must create hapas for the future

Some guys prefer older women. That’s not so surprising. It’s not miserable or anything negative either.

>she's 36 I'm 25

I'm 25 years old and between two people I'll earn more money than you probably ever will as well as 3 properties which I rent out. I own a fucking summer vacation home in Nara. I fucking frolic with domesticated deer kid.

You're the loser here.

Wait... Aren't you the one with rich grandparents?

stop belittling us

Currently am... barely. I can pronounce katakana and hirigana but that's it. As pretentious and annoying as this sounds I can pretty comfortably learn most things but... languages man.

I just really, really can't get interested in it. I am trying though. I will learn it conversationally but progress is slow.

>and I have all of that just so I can show I'm not a loser to people at a Cambodian cave-painting site who call me a nerd

It's family thing yes.
I'll do whatever I feel like on the internet. But that's fair.

How do you look like??

>She's 36
>36
>3
>6

I've modeled in the past. Can somebody doxx you with a picture of yourself if you're unknown?

>autistic hapas

no need to bring more Elliot Rogers into this world

>36

3 6

6

I'm gonna swim around bois be back in 5-10

>36
You just got the Christmas cake, nothing to brag about here.

I really can’t imagine how you look like given your ethnic admixture

No offense, OP, but why do you think anybody cares?

Interracial or intercultural marriages aren't particularly rare in the 21st century.

>i'm rich
>i better boast of my belongings in a website full of virgin weeaboos
You're still a loser.

>wife makes more money than him
KEK
U
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I do that all the time. It's entertainment.

Does she make glorious shitposts on Sup Forums?

Does she grab your dick whenever there's an earthquake so you get to have a threesome with the earth?

Does she speak in a loud penetrating voice? That might be chinks though.

Has she ever shot a porn at that pool?

Does she stay at home and then when you get home ask you 'Do you want dinner or a bath first? Or do you perhaps ...?"

Does she have an actual ass or is it as flat as her chest?

I dated a 35 yrs old single mother months ago, she dumped me out of the sudden and blocked me. I'm 24 and always wondered what the hell did she saw on me, the only thing I regret is not having sex with her.

you are rich and did not get anything better than a used up hag? very disappointing senpai

kek what a fag. Stop getting enraged just because you were desperate and married an old hag. Some of us here have successful careers too, we just enjoy our lives with young, attractive women and don't feel the need to """""""brag""""""" about pathetic conquests of elderly women to anonymous posters on Sup Forums. Re-evaluate your life choices, fag.

>She's 36 and I'm 25

WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!

>anybody
Because it's Sup Forums and we all want Japanese brides. Duh

>rich
>brags about it on Sup Forums
>marries a 36 year old, dried up and probably mentally ill christmas cake in the prime of his life

hmmmmmmm

> the only thing I regret is not having sex with her.
Wasn’t it the reason she dumped you by chance?

>rich
>can still only get a 36 year old over the hill gook as a gf

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine being this beta. Meanwhile Chad bangs tight 18 year olds for nothing.

I'm 35 and she looks like 45.

mas por favor

OP will never recover

I wish I were Chad

How pale is her skin?

Post a picture of her with face blurred out, or any body part.

I'd rather marry an Indian chick or Latina.

Never understood Yellow Fever. I've traveled to a handful of Asian countries and find the women androgynous in their appearance, bland, and flat-figured.

>36 years old
>was a whore
>business student
>earns more
>barren or can only have autism kids

Ahh, and so the vision fades.

how many huge foreign cocks do you think she took in her youth? OP was the only one pathetic enough to actually marry her lmao

There is a lot of putting-other-people-down-to-elevate-yourself going on here.

Damn I caused a lot of virginal asspain. Oooweee!!! Wonderful!

No, she was always busy at the office because her economical status wasn't the best, and she would rather spend her weekends with her child. So we usually meet up in the afternoons after work, two hours at most. But usually there were delays in the public transport so at the end of the day we just had a souvenir while talking about our day and kissing.

The last week we didn't see each other and she was being evasive, before I could face her she just blocked me and that's it.

>Oooweee!!!
Rick and Morty xDDDD

>virginal asspain

Dude you're wealthy and a white guy in Japan and you still could only get an old used up hag to marry. I wouldn't be calling anyone else a virgin.

I have friends who visited Asia and got hot 19 year olds who worshipped them. They just weren't dumb enough to think it's love.

>I-i'm not a cuckold, you're just a virgin!
This is what beta-cuck normalfags tell themselves.
EVERYTIME

the fact that you made this post only servers to show how insecure you are mate, you can act all you want, but the insecurity still shines through

She's going to hit the wall hard and you're going to regret not marrying someone younger.

Just Ignore them. I respect you, Pls answer my question .

I'm on Sup Forums 'ol bean. Just having a bit of sport :^)

I can see this thread quickly reached its breakdown point though. Nothing ever lasts very long or on topic. A grand total of 3-4 real questions.

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Par for the course on Sup Forums.

I'm not entirely comfortable posting my picture on Sup Forums. Just picture me as Cr1tikal-esque.

Dude, you say you're 25 but act like you're 15.

>Check me out in the hot tub flipping off no one for no reason

I wonder what kind of person in their mid 30s wants to shack up with a manbaby in their 20s?

I don’t ask your pic. Just say how you look like. If you can’t, post simliar figure of another person.

Trol'd

Draw yourself

Her friend's nicknamed me "Hollywood". Enjoy.

I'm gonna go lads. It's been fun.

I am happy for you user.
Tell me, what was your wedding like?

Meant for him I'm actually gone now I'm done with the jacuzzi