>instead of dyng off screen, Moss gets into a 15 minute bloody shoot-off with Chigurh >It has explosions, machine guns, and a car chase >Shoot off ends with a hand-to-hand fight scene with Moss and Chigurh at a meat packing plant >Chigurh dies by falling in a giant meat grinder >before Chigurh falls in, Moss says "It's time to MEAT your maker, bitch!" >Moss runs away with his bitch and lives happier after ever >No ending scene with the sheriff with his nonsensical pretentious dream
Levi Bailey
Sounds good
Juan Lee
>before Chigurh falls in, Moss says "It's time to MEAT your maker, bitch!"
Austin Butler
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Easton Edwards
noice
Zachary Anderson
tfw you want to just dismiss it as trolling but you know people actually think like this
Ayden Edwards
then he pops a no country for old mentos
John White
>his wife turns on the radio >Moss says "No country"! while looking straight at the camera >screen goes black >Title of the movie flashes through the screen on flames >bitchin heavy metal starts playing
Oliver Gutierrez
you forgot the part where wolves show up and eat chigurh's remains >"huh, turns out there *were* lobos"
David Edwards
>pulls shower curtain back >coens are sucking each other off >more like the blowin' brothers >credits in thin, wispy, squigglevision indie font >ukulele and whistling
Colton Fisher
>Chigur makes his first appearance >[Bad to the Bone starts playing]
Adam Nelson
>Chigurh has Moss kneeling at gunpoint >"This is no country for old men" >Gunshot is heard, Chigurh keels over >Moss' wife standing behind him with a smoking gun >"I am no man"
William Lewis
>well you've got a bone sticking out of your ass >w-what >hosing off bicycles
Jack Martinez
>"It's time to MEAT your maker, bitch!"
holy shit my fucking sides
Jackson Cruz
Chigurh should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Cooper Hernandez
Best ITT
Carter Torres
I wouldn't be mad
Asher Myers
Anyn rand once said thou who drinkith the milk shall inherit the flavor of the earth
When I saw the scene in the OP I had to pause it. Did the coens use ayn rands teachings to make this film? It changed the movie for me. I had to go scene by scene finding the matching quote. Do it yourself if you don't believe me.
Kayden Hughes
this guy gets it
Ethan Ramirez
>uses a PNG >doesn't even take advantage of the transparency For shame.
John Myers
Instead of Anton doing something as rudimentary and mundane as flipping a coin, he presents the gas station manager with three boxes: >one has two gold coins >one has two silver coin >one has one gold and one silver coin >he then asks, after choosing a box at random and drawing a coin at random, that happens to be gold, what would the odds be that the next coin also be gold? >the gas station manager, who is as dumb as the rest of Sup Forums, answers this problem incorrectly >Anton then proceeds to blow up the gas station (symbolizing the manager losing everything)
Jeremiah Sullivan
2/3?
Gabriel Peterson
PERFECT!
Kevin Edwards
>gas station owner picks up rotary dial phone >literally tries to call it
Cameron Ross
wait, so, the next coin from the box you already pulled? or are you picking another box and pulling another coin? either 1/2, or 1/18, but we 're closing now