/Heem/ UFC Fight Night: Stephens vs. Choi - Thread #5

>wrestlefuck edition

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Featherweight
Jeremy Stephens vs. Doo Ho Choi

Women's Flyweight
Paige VanZant vs. Jessica-Rose Clark

Welterweight
Kamaru Usman Def Emil Meek - U-DEC

Featherweight
Darren Elkins Def Michael Johnson - Submission-RNC

>Prelims

Lightweight
James Krause Def Alex White - U-DEC

Lightweight
Marco Polo Reyes Def Matt Frevola - KO

Women's Bantamweight
Irene Aldana Def Talita Bernardo - U-DEC

Bantamweight
Def Kyung Ho Kang Def Guido Cannetti - Submission-Triangle Choke

>Early Fight Pass Prelims

Women's Flyweight
Jessica Eye Def Kalindra Faria - S-DEC

Women's Strawweight
JJ Aldrich Def Danielle Taylor - U-DEC

Featherweight
Mike Santiago Def Mads Burnell - U-DEC

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I want to lick Paige's ass

BiSchaub Bless My Bros!!

Wrestling is for losers! Sad!

>Paige's ass

Lads...

*braps your path*

>le 30% man

Do it for your cat Jessica!

Fpbp

Really hope chimpy goes to sleep in this fight

Who /Paige/ here?

wasn't paige set up to fight jessica eye?

tell me how my big pee pee pee taste

Schaubisping bless lads!!!

paige a nympho

Time for PVZ

FanZants unite!

>who /420/ here and watching the comfy fights?

Just another reminder why i stopped watching this semen slurping sport, rules still suck, but now it's more wwe

anime

Paige is going to be tossed. Bet.

smoke break time

You call that an ass?

Mate...

does anyone know why paige got bullied in school?

Rose and T-City bless, everyone!
:)

who?

I'm not white though. Black,white,whatever I love fighting. Shit if you're on /heem/ and Krazy Horse or Derrick Lewis isn't an eternal boy of yours you need to go away. But I hate faggot bullshit like Usman.

>30%
So he's lazy. I mean all he did was lay there. And when he'd get in trouble he'd lay some more. I like guys like Maia,LaFlare, even Ryan Hall but this fight was bullshit.

Who /aspbergers/ here?

>it's hard being a girl and making weight

bless buddehs we're still here

We will never give in to the h8

BELIEVE MEN

BELIEVE IN US

BELIEVE IN BISPING

BUT

MOST IMPORTANTLY

BELIEVE

IN

BRENDAN

I LOVE ALL OF (YOU)

SCHAUB BLESS

P4P MANLETS ARE HUMANS

t. non-human manlets

Paige is gonna lose because she is awful

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so many triggered grapplelet yurocucks

this is why you fruitcakes have no UFC champions

Imagine what kissing Paige Van Zant feels like...

This look... What did he mean by this?

>pay to watch this card
>fighter only fights 30% of his potential and delivers a hugging experience
lmao

>wmma

Gender equality was a mistake.

Who /30%/ here?

>WAHHH MUH MEME VIKING

Grow up yeah?

>one fight in the UFC
>co-main

UFC is dead

who's the new guy on rogan?

probably pretty underwhelming

clark is a qt

>dana white got up and left during your fight

get rekt, kamaru snoozeman

Sorry Paige, your so cute but your going to lose. The other girl has better forearms than me.

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He use a Nigerian spell

JESSICA WIN INBOUND

p4p top cuties in the ufc desu

>expecting niggers to put more than 30% effoet into anything

STOP

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tastes like banana

>PFEH FILTHY MONKEY....THAT WAS ONLY 30%!

It's awesome seeing Frieza in the UFC

Dry with protein breff. Not sexy at all.

How did PVZ ever get so popular? I unironically think low bodyfat Honda is far more attractive than page's chimp features.

clarke will probably win this paige isn't that good

>tfw baiting at 30% and still getting (You)s left right and centre

Jessica a qt.

chad grappler
virgin coach

So why are you watching? Just tune out

Girls like her are a diamond dozen. Just leave your house once in awhile.

clark is a qt despite the facetats

HE REIGNS ON HEAVEN AND EARTH

they loot at like 40% or so

*starts chanting in Nigerian*

kek nice one

What's after this pissbreak?

STOP BULLYING USMAN. He was only using 30% of his power level. Next time he'll use a full 70% like Johny Hendricks.

pet monkey btfo

I can't believe Americans say "burglarize". Sounds ridiculous.

UFC rules are too wrestlefuck friendly, don't see them changing it any time soon either
even SUCC was commenting on how much he likes the rules because it allows him to maintain position, pretend to be active so the ref can't stand them up, forbids soccerkicks etc

Paige looks petrified.

I said this once and I'll continue to say it. Protoss vs Zerg is the hottest chimpanzee I have ever seen. You know how we evolved to Homo sapiens or some shit there were still those that weren't fully evolved Denisovans something like that. The fully evolved still fornicated and reproduced with this half-evolved essentially half monkey half cavemen... That's me.

>tfw I could still heem every here at 30%

I hope she gets permanently paralyzed from the neck down and eventually wants to kill herself but her family won’t help her because Jesus

yeah good advice from litterally who. no one tunes in to villian see you lose?

Literally who

A F R I C A N
K H A B I B

BUH GAWD
THAT'S BENDO'S SONG

o shit m8
imagine what you could do at 60%

>best lowkey meme imo

Paige is more friendly and quirky, Ronda was more popular on her performances and heel persona. I guess Paige with her attention whoring antics attracts the white knights big time

>diamond dozen

That term originally came from the Hamburgler character

>posting yugo

So what exactly does 60% Usman look like? Is it worse?

>tfw I have to go before the main event begins

I blame wmma for this.

>tfw my bodyfat is at 30%
square up to me nigger and get down with a real man

wait paige went up in weight? what the fuck is she thinking

pleb: turned off by tattoos

enlightened: caring only about bone structure because that's what will be passed on to your children

>Girls like her are a diamond dozen

*unzips dick*

>diamond dozen
Its a Doggy dog world

So this is Paige's 125 debut?

>tfw I DOMINATE (you) collections and I'm only going at 30%

One day you may

Leave wrestling behind

>taking a hot shower
>sitting down
>run out of hot water really quickly
>freezing cold water rains down on me

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70% more black

yeah

Nobody's at 125 yet

we typically say "niggerized"

*blocks your path*