Things you won't hear a Muslim say

Things you won't hear a Muslim say

Anything intelligent

Israel has the right to exist

Look honey the bacon is on sale

Jesus Christ is our saviour

First post best post.

Maybe I shouldn't destroy Western culture

Islam is violent.

I respect your opinion, though I do disagree.

I'd rather stay here and fix the problems we've created rather than destroy another region

I really like the US.

I would never fuck that goat

This is why we bomb people.

Sorry for your loss in the recent Islamic terrorist attack.

I condemn ISIS, Al-Qaeda and Hamas. I have absolutely no sympathy for them. What they are doing is objectively wrong, and is a disgrace to my religion.

I really should do something about those people making Islam look violent.

I condemn Hamas

"I'm not attracted to my first cousin."

White women aren't attractive

Do you condemn the Ikhwan and the OIC, which have the same damn positions?

Kek

I'm not Muslim and there's something about white girls, especially brunettes, that makes me just want to spoon them on a cold winter day.

Non-muslim lives are just as valuable as muslim lives

Well. It looks like you are right about that quote from the . kuffir.

"I can't do this, I already have a wife."

Lmaoooo

i support gender equality

Let me see them beef curtains

That's an ugly camel

"Wahabists and fundamentalists are the problem with Islam, and the saudis are the source."

"Hello police?, I'd like to report something suspicious."

I don't mind gay people.

the us national anthem or the pledge of allegiance.

My son is gay, but I love him anyway.

I'm sorry

underrated dubs

"Dad, what's TNT?"

I am responsible for this.

sharia law is a bad idea

underated

Toss me a cold one

"Cool yarmulke, Shlomo! Want to come pray at the Temple Mount?"

let's do this peacefully guys

Islam doesn't mean peace.