Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke

>Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke

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pure kino yanks will never understand

>people who refer to stoke-on-trent as "stoke"

>who's this beautiful man with a lovely voice?
>its...Annie Lennox

Fire, fire the fair's on fire!

>this thread

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG

IVE GOT CHEESE, THIS IS CHEESE

>DAN!

>DOES THIS LOOK MORIBUND TO YOU?

...

You mentalist!

ahha

norwich ring road

Partridge and brass eye them were the good old days

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>this is the one thing we didn't want to happen

What did we think of Alpha Papa, lads?

Monkey tennis?

I thought it had the potential to be shit but ended up being about a 7-8/10 for a comedy

any east anglian bros here?

I really liked it

Surprisingly good

Aha, I'm actually in Stoke now!

I do because like I said above, I'm in Stoke. I'm not in Hanley, Fenton, Longton, BurSLUM or Tunstall I'm in Stoke.

In off the red!

>Ex is from Hanley
Fucking bitch ruined my life

Saw this thread. Rewatching Mid Morning Matters

> soooo the other guests would just be acting as bait for Edmonds

> precisely

IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN

>oh, it's alright, you know
>a few too many blacks

>that scene where Alan turns up unannounced at Michael's house and he looks real shifty

OOOOHHHH PAT, NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS!

Partridge posting is best posting.

My watch is waterproof.

I can't watch that scene where he gets screamed at by the hotel woman.

Any /CooganKino/ recs, fellow anons?

The Trip (both seasons) are comfy as fuck tbqh

Welcome to the Places of My life with Alan Partridge was great.

>THAT'S RIGHT - FLYING AIDS

>Have you never had a cup o' beans man? Oh aye, you're in for a treat

Scissored Isle was also Partridgekino

>IT'S MENIAL WORK

>When he starts fantasizing about Hitler giving speeches from the Norfolk town center building and has to shake himself from it

>BUT TROUBLE WAS BREWING
>rambles on about pedestrianisation of Norwich city council

GRIDLOCK

WHEN SUDDENLY

A ROGUE LIB-DEM PROPOSES...A COMPRIMISE.

there is a new season of The Trip coming in April.

Also Saxondale is pretty great.

gresham here

>tfw i can't enjoy any show with a laugh track now so it's impossible for me to get into this

Actually, can I have a look at that list. I want to get to the bottom of this.
[Reading] Mr. G. String…Mr. Nick Hers…Y. Front…Mr. T. Osser? That doesn’t even work.
Mr. B. Ody – this is Bill Oddie. It’s not a prank call. Why have you put it on there?

Susan: Well, we thought it looked like ‘body’.

Alan: What’s rude about a body?

Sophie: Tits?

can't believe i live within ten miles of a fa/tv/irgin

A TAMPON?! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

lole

Pretty girl

Beware of his web of sin...

>not referring to it as Trent

But this isn't Britain, dis ist der Autobahn

I bet you can't guess where my brother lives?

GLANG

A GLANG A LANG A GLANG A LANG A GLANG

NOOOOO BOODDDYY DOES IT BBBBBEEETTTEERRR

>he still hasn't listened to the audiobooks yet
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>Aye, wi' a sausage

New series this year.

See you next week then, we'll have that pint, go and see my brother.

Really hoping it goes in some interesting directions and isn't just relying on the success off of skits from the previous ones. What could even happen now?

of what?

>all these lads from stoke

I didn't even know there were that many internet connections in this shithole

Alan Partridge
prolificnorth.co.uk/2017/02/steve-coogan-confirms-new-alan-partridge-series/

Hamlet 2 was honestly OK. A bit twee.

Wasn't convinced at first but ended up enjoying it a lot, then forgetting it completely.

I'm in Shelton, wanna smoke?

...

1999

if Steve makes some shitty Trump allegory and has Alan run for Norfolk council then I'm out.

Like a savoury ninety nine

Why would you? Stoke-on-Trent is a conglomeration of six towns, you only refer to it as Stoke-on-Trent if you're referring to the entire area as a whole rather than one of the constituent towns.

source: me, having lived here for 44 years.

Conna do that duck, random drug tests at work.

>44 years
does it get better?

I lived in Shelton for a year - worst year of my life. I swear me and my housemates went a bit insane due to the lack of sunlight

oh god this is very much a probability

It's good for me. I have a very well paying job with a short(ish) commute and Stoke is a cheap place to live. For example, my house cost me just shy of £180K, if I were to purchase a similar sized house down South, amongst the soft shandy drinkers, I'd be looking at upwards of a million. Couple that with the cost of living here and I'm a happy chappy. And to top the lot, I'm within 15mins of the Bet365 too.

My location ain't too bad, i get loads of sunlight

Trump jokes are really bottom of the barrel shit and yeah, I'd hate for that to happen since I honestly think Steve is above that.

Me too. Near the garage.

>do you want a lap dance?

You alright Tommyluv?

24 hour party people

great yarmouth here lol

Sounds comfy my man

>they used to have an inner lining.... But it perished

>you will never have a cheeky snog and a fumble with sophie round the back of the linton travel tavern next to a couple of traffic cones and an old mattress

Im a born and bred southerner and moved north for uni because it was cheaper. Made the decision pretty quick I was never going back down south. Been renting the last 10 years in Newcastle and love it

When it comes to actually buying a house there are some stunning properties in really nice villages just outside of big cities as you describe. Everything you could ask for.

Whenever I do go down south to visit friends and family theyre in shock that I decided to move north. Despite the fact I have double the spending money of my brother and sisters, nights out are cheaper and the people are just that little bit friendlier.

i really hope his gf's name is severn

>really enjoyed all alan partridge stuff but cannot recall a single quote

P-pls leave trump alone pls ;(((((

Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. But this isn't Britain...This is der Autobahn!

>tfw you create a genius comedy character of such quotability that everything he says becomes blurred, and all you can remember him saying is __________a-ha!___________

DAN!

i think thats what happened or im just stupid

LYNNE I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIKE

Tell me about the ladyboys.

Spent all last week in Newcastle because my kid was in the RVI and bloody hated the place. I much prefer Cumbria, so much quieter.

No way you big spastic. You're a mentalist!

I work there! Im a radiographer. Its an absolute pain getting and parking there not gonna lie.

Still in my 20s so enjoying myself in a 'big' city but yh Cumbria would be a very nice place to buy a property. I know the North East better now though so know some of the nicer seaside towns and villages.

The reason I love Newcastle is you can have an amazing night out, eat great food, go to gigs and festivals all for about 20 quid. When I see people in London Im spending 50 quid on a good day its ridiculous.

It's somewhat surreal to be from the laughing stock of the UK. Are we similar to the likes of the South of the USA? Maybe, Texas. I'm fairly young, so I'm ignorant.

hahuhah!

What else us there to do here?

your foots on a spike

Saxondale is criminally underated. Plus it has one of the best use of credits music ever.
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>tfw you'll never have this level of autism