Slut approaches guy in club

>slut approaches guy in club
>wanna dance?
>sure
>oh i just love this song

>cut to them having sex in the alley next to a dumpster

>And your other dumpster

>Hey, son. I'm proud of you.
>Thanks, Dad.

Why is Hollywood dialogue so unrealistic?

jej

things dumb frogposters will never understand

>girl wakes up with a sheet covering her breasts

cash me outside

>The guy's nowhere in sight until he comes with a tray of breakfast with orange juice

>slut approaches guy
>tfw no slut would ever approach me
>tfw have actually a giant dick they might enjoy

JUST

>sex scene
>guy doesnt ask where she wants the jizz

>slut approaches you
In what universe does that happen?

>"what are we going to do today?"
>"ehhhh...I think you should leave"

>tfw have actually a giant dick they might enjoy

if real just get it out when your faking being drunk in a club, you will get laid.

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Do you literally wanna know how to get pussy? ...

I'm too dumb to figure it out anyway

I think they would just throw me out or call the cops or something.

>characters are singing Happy Birthday to another character
>the first part is never sung, only "for he's a jolly good fellow" afterwards

>I think they would just throw me out or call the cops or something.

maybe, but you don't have to wait for the cops, and a drunk slut will follow you to get giant dick

>No matter what happens dont forget that you're my son and I always love you

Go to a nightclub with pants with a zipper, then "accidentally" forget to zip up after you go to the toilet - then walk out casually as though nothing's happening and smile stupidly while putting it back in your pants

dont do this autistic shit

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it sounds like too much work to be honest and I don't really believe that it works.

yea i'm not completely stupid just because i'm a KHV in his late 20s.

Huge dick? Kissless virgin in your late-20's?

Kill yourself, my man. No trial. No sentence. Flat-out execution, my man.

I think I just wait til i'm 30 and then kill myself.

>tfw can't even imagine what a kiss feels like

too much work to get dick out never get laid.

decide what you need to do, i'm clearly a loser im posting sex advice in a Sup Forums thread, but losers can get laid, especially big dicked ones

infact even tiny dick losers get laid, i have a friend that brags about how SMALL his dick is and this has got him laid by people wanting to see.

tl;dr if its massive show it to people

>hugless
How? Or is it handholdless?

both actually
>how?
I don't know, just grew older and nothing ever happened.

just getting my dick out will just land me in prison, I also never been to a club/bar or anything like that and i'm scared to go there.

Seriously, don't even wait that long, you're clearly an affront to everything humanity is capable of. You're a slap to the face of every human being who's strived physically, mentally and emotionally to push themselves beyond limits they never thought possible, to achieve heights we never imagined they'd reach.

Here you are, born with Willy Wonka's Golden Fucking Ticket, and you STILL won't apply yourself. Kill yourself, my man. No foreplay, no fooling around.

I want to see you fucking KILL yourself.

Did your mom never hug you? Have you never ran into a female acquaintance? No female friends?

nah I still have some money from my last job to keep me NEETing for a few more years.

mom don't count.

>female acquaintance? No female friends?
nope, no friends at all.

Just fuck a hooker bro

Tell us about your life. NEET? Living with parents? Ugly?

there is only ugly ones were I live and I also live with parents so no idea how that shit even works.
as far as I know prostitution is legal here but simply doing this seems also like too much effort and a waste of money.

>I don't know, just grew older and nothing ever happened.

No shit moron. You have to actually do something to get pussy. 90% of men have to