Did you get your Superbowl tickets, user?

Did you get your Superbowl tickets, user?

>Vikes/pats super bowl
>In Minneapolis
>Aunt Millie goes
>Pats pull another 28-3/Malcolm Butler thing off to win
>Get six(6) on the field of the first team to lose five(5) while never winning one either
>Greatest piece to the comically shitty story of Minneapolis sports history
>Aunt Millie gets btfo and dies hours later
Name a better storyline

If I wanted to trash money to watch mediocre flashy shows I'd go watch Star Wars to the cinema

Hope she survives till the end of this weekend. The she can die knowing full well the Vikes are a meme team who will always choke.

>Aunt Millie dies right before the game.
>Vikings actually win the Owl
>One empty seat in the stadium

>stray deflated ball hits aunt millie in the head, killing her

Jesus christ

The babby team Jags end up winning their first Superbowl against the Vikings instead...

Eagles btfo two highly overrated teams as underdogs to win their first Supe led by Nick Foles

Fuck you guys.

>Brady lifts the Lombardy trophy
>"I dedicate this win to Aunt Millie"
>She dies of a heart attack

that was cruel

If the vikings get in the superbowl and there are news reports that Millis dies before the game, I'm unironically betting my house on a Vikings win. Goodell is going to call in the fix for the ultimate ratings and PR move that will make the NFL look like good guys.

Yeah, Brady can be a cunt sometimes

4u

I want to fuck her granddaughter like the vikings are going to fuck their fans in the owl.

Fuck your grandma Millie. 45-14 Eagles

I hope this bitch dies this week

>Jalen Ramsey goes into the stands in the owl and beats Aunt Millie with his helmet

what's it like to have grandparents? it seems like it would be really cool.
also are siblings nice to have?
>t. guy with one blood family member

what happens if the vikings lose