Computer, load up Celery Man please

Computer, load up Celery Man please.

How did they pitch this concept

Now Tayne I can get into

Could you kick up the uh 4d3d3d3?

4d3d3d3 engaged

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All they needed to say was Tayne

All was understood

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Damn Oyster is H O T

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The inner monologue of an actor as if he were cyborg.

OH NO NOT SEINFELD!

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wtf i love jews now

Uh, give me a printout of Oyster smiling.

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Now Tayne, I can get into

could I see a hat wobble?

>get into
>enter
>enter Tayne

>mfw remembering anything about high school

Now Bayne I can get into

Was that shit supposed to be funny at all?

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>Childhood is idolising Tayne
>Adulthood is realising Oyster was in the right

This would be funny if it was his various identities and ended with Oyster

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What did he mean by this?

Fuck you contrarians I'm staying with Celery Man

>>Is there any way to generate a nude Bayne?
>Not computing. Please repeat.
>Nude. Bayne.
>This is not suitable for work. Are you sure?
>mmhhhmmm
>ok

and a flarhgunnstow

What was the deal with Mozza-Rell?