>some teams have a single city
>some teams have whole state
>Brady gets multiple states
How the fuck is this fair?
Some teams have a single city
It's what gives him his power
>States
Top kek
NE and the coastal states are all that matters.
>he lives further than a 5 minute walk from the beach
lol what's it like being poor?
they should all be merged into one state, desu
>literally live in a state with 11,842 lakes, 44,926 miles of shoreline
What's this about beaches now?
>fresh water
>being better than the ocean, source of all life
Some teams have to share a city
>can't even drink drink from it, even after filtering
Nice """""""""""water""""""""" you got there
New England is basically one state. If you want to split hairs, you could divide it into two: Southern Quebec and East New York
The Pats were originally just Boston, but like any Boston team that doesn't have a backlog of pre-expansion chips, they went under and had to move. Even in Foxborough they only survived because they got lucky and hit on the Bledsoe draft, they were getting moved out.
Kraft wanted the team to be renamed the 'Bay State Patriots' When they moved out of Boston but the NFL rejected the Idea.
Mass, Rhode Island, New Hampshrire, Maine, Vermont + 50% of Connecticut is all BRADY land
>CT and RI matter while much larger states like MI OH and PA dont
good joke
Caronlina panthers...
I hate the fuck that half of CT is Giants fans..I want to murder them with my bare hands.
Wrong, pal
>counting internal coast
Suck my peninsular cock.
All that refreshing sand makes me want to pour myself a tall glass and choke to death on a bandaid
I hate sand
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Maine, vermont, new hampshire, rhode island all basically count as one city.
Just call them the boston patriots.
That's literally what they used to be called...
Minnesota's fandom stretches throughout the Dakotas and Iowa
No bully Rhode Island.
You can make arbitrarily geometric claims about any geographic region. Actually anyone can, watch this:
> Florida is really just 400000 NYC blocks when you get down to it.
At least TRY and make some kind of jab at least for the sake of bants. You didn't even bother explaining some kind of derogatory common factor which makes the grouping true.
You suck at this.
So like 3 people and a tree
wow I laughed way too hard at this