>be me, NEET living at home with older sister >sister pays for my bills and medication and food and vidya and everything >even gives me an allowance for just existing >be at home all day playing vidya >every day my big sister comes home from work, she gives me a hug and kisses me on the cheek asking me how my day was >tfw my parents keep asking when I'm going to move out of my sister's apartment and get a girlfriend
How do I get them to understand that I dont want to move out cause I'm already living the life and 3dpd is shit anyway
Elijah Hughes
do you guys fugg
Ethan King
...
Aiden Ward
Do you get to hear chad ploughing her, too?
Hope you help around the house, at least.
Caleb Fisher
That's sad sure I leech off my mum but your own sister she has her own life to live come on bruh.
Isaac Nelson
mummy sister
William Wilson
That is even worst than leeching off your parents. All the things your sister could had spent that money on, improving her life, traveling, experiencing new things all gone just for you wasting it away from her with your neet shit.
Brandon Martin
Do you ever think of getting lewd with your sister?
Samuel Martin
>tfw no mommy sister
Andrew Ward
No way she's 3dpd
No she's super religious Catholic who believes in muh purity. She makes me go to church
Lincoln Turner
CUUUUUUTE
Evan Taylor
>>tfw my parents keep asking when I'm going to move out of my sister's apartment and get a girlfriend Tell them you already found one. Wink wink
Justin Wright
Does she have nice titties?
Christian Brooks
>be me, eldest son >feels bad specially in an Asian household, we're supposed to be the successful ones giving money to our parents and taking care of our lil bros/sisters
But here I am, a failed man who can't stay sane for more than an hour. Clumsy as fuck and always letting people down. If I had a dollar for everytime I got shouted at for fucking up, I'd be a millionaire right now
Kayden Martinez
>You will never have a buxom pure mummy sister
Brayden Stewart
What is 3dpd
Colton Allen
A 3D woman
Angel Cooper
what is her job? what is her salary?
Ryder Baker
>I'm already living the life its time to grow up and stop being a nigger-faggot-jew-bitch-cuck
Michael Foster
I did something clumsy the other day at the member sign in at the club, I used my finger to sign my name instead of using the stylus pen.
Caleb Taylor
>my sister moved out when she was 18 and was pretty much gone by 17 and she has a good job, working on her Ph.D. and has an awesome boyfriend and lives in a nice apartment >I still live with my parents and have never had a job or girlfriend in my entire life and I'm 22 holy shit why am I alive
Nicholas James
>tfw lone child of successful normalfags >shut in neet for seven plus years now
Easton Butler
She cares more about her brother than all that stuff though. It's weird but if she's voluntarily doing it whatever. If she's happy and he's happy so what, fucking weird as hell but seems harmless
Hudson Hernandez
Don't explain them. What can they do?
Juan Brown
She's a physiotherapist
Pretty good like 90k
Gabriel Lewis
Forgot to add I have severe anxiety issues and rarely leave the house and am an alcoholic. What's so great about being a NEET?
Anthony Bell
>he actually fabricated this sad as hell story on Sup Forums in hopes of us all enabling his destructive habits
Close this window, and go stare out your own window for a bit.
Luke Russell
How hot is she out of 10. Imagine what a non 2dfag would rate her as
Robert Wilson
>I still live with my parents and have never had a job or girlfriend in my entire life and I'm 22 This is me but at 26.
Nicholas Sanders
I envy you
Daniel Robinson
silly mistake but I'd think about it all day and bash my head againts a wall for such shameful display
;-; i-its not true?
Cooper Phillips
How does it feel to know your sister is not a virgin?
Samuel Campbell
>tfw found my sister's vibrators under her bed in her apartment
Cooper Hernandez
They sure love those. Your sister is too lazy to go out and get a beta for a ONS?
Josiah Ward
>vibrators >s
Christopher Cruz
>tfw you find out your sister is actually a camgirl.
Justin Powell
You're on Sup Forums my friend. The probability of somebody lying on the internet vs the probability of a doctor allowing their brother to stay in their house and enable bad behavior is vastly in favor of the former.
You're on Sup Forums.
Easton Wood
She has a boyfriend. She has for years, too.
Landon Mitchell
but dude check out this fucker
Matthew Nguyen
Even better, she must love DP or pig roasting. I hope the BF opens the relationship for her to get two real cocks at the same time.
Mason Ross
>hes somehow turning this into a cuck fantasy
Bentley Young
Arabs in France are sexually oppressed you see
Oliver Kelly
God damn. Even if he is bullshitting, there IS someone out there who has this life.
Daniel Nguyen
Are you literally this boy?
Andrew Morgan
what the fuck
Jeremiah Flores
>he's turning it into a le europistan is arab thing
Fuck this board is garbage now
Colton Sanchez
How much longer are you going to be able to go like that?
Camden Clark
I am Arab
Oliver Garcia
Not sure. Got a bad feeling something will happen at 30.
Isaiah Jones
So you dont have a job or any qualifications or anything?
Gavin Flores
>tfw dad was a total Chad and mom was a foxy slut >tfw you are a total autistic loser virgin with no Chad genes and no vagina to gain partners/resources with
Wyatt Phillips
The only paid job I ever had was working at Hungry Jacks for about 3 years back in like 2013 I think it was.
Jackson Sullivan
Not too late to turn it around dude. Get an apprenticeship and some qualifications and youll be able to get a solid job anywhere.
I'm 23 and live for free with my parents, but i also work full time and all of my pay goes into my savings, i feel bad leaching off of them but its the best way to save money and atleast i have a solid future