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Asanagi edition

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>dude gimmicky porn artist with sameface syndrome
kys. Saging this shit thread. Worthless sack of meat. I hope the day comes you finally tie a noose and hand from a tree while people pelt your lifeless corpse with spuds.

Fuck you nigga Asanagi is king

Hot.

Here we go with this worthless LOSER who has no taste when it comes to chink porn. How I wish your ancestor would have died during the famine soe your useless ass wouldn't be walking my planet. Better yet, I wish your mom swallowed you instead of creating such a tasteless little shitter.

maybe you're right

holy fuck you're mean
give him a fucking chance

Good. Now go and end the pathetic existence you call a life right now. Look up how to tie a noose and do something right for once in your life.
You too, you potato loving bender. I bet you're that fag who is OBSESSED with the Frog and the shit boatposters. Newsflash kiddo, you are a fucking joke for obsessing over some ugly spuds who live on the other side of the word. Lord almighty give me the strengthen to kill people through TCP/IP.

oh fuck
you meanie

Filtered the US flag

>faggot so triggered he filtered over 50% of the users on the board
I can taste your tears.

Good lad. Might do the same.
Yank posters rarely produce anything of value.

>girl
Good taste.

>not cropping out the bar at the bottom
Ara now.

>Welcome to /qa/ - Question & Answer. This is an unlisted board
>even though the board list at the top and bottom of the page have been updated to include it
>except in sticky threads, for some reason

Reminder to register to vote before november 1st

>Halawa is home
>Neogaf is back

Good day so far

What I wouldn't give to see her in an Egyptian prison.

>Ara now.
Why do people insist on using these annoying irishisms online.
ara here
lads lads laaaaads haha laaaadsss /r/ireland ara here now yous laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

What does ara mean?

Sort of like saying "oh come on now".

>Why do people insist on using these annoying irishisms online.
Because they're west Brits. Real Irish people don't put on these things as affectations, and understand the difference between real life and the postmodern media environment of put-on appearances.

""""""""""""irishman""""""""""" ibrahim halawa arrived back in dublin lads, watch the video in this article

thejournal.ie/ibrahim-halawa-home-3661225-Oct2017/

Meet me in Dublin airport terminal 1 at approximately 16:00 if you want the head beat off you.
I'll be the lad wearing makeup.

>typing english "incorrectly" makes you a brit
>typing english "correctly" makes you irish
Think you've these a bit mixed up, so you do.

>asanagi image
Interesting... I see a bit of a trend.
Who are you?

Never gets old.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ue33PxM9Ae0

>related video refers to Enda as "Prime Minister"

hello

>Irishness consists of being performatively illiterate and "rustic" on cue
No. The ancient Gaels were the most literate people in Europe, and before the penal laws many Catholics and Gaels approached an accommodation with the formal literate culture of the English language.
I will not degrade myself on cue because Eoin MacSasanach in Dundrum once watched Father Ted XD and thinks talking like a mockery of the rural Catholic Ireland that redditors have destroyed makes up for his lack of distinguishability from generic globalised Anglo-Americanism.
If people want to type like "retarded culchies", they should make culchie mannerisms widespread enough in real life unironic use for the idea of millennials using them unironically, reflexively, on the internet to be believable.

Why do you do this?

>watch the video in this article
Can't bring myself to do it desu.

I have to agree with you there, albeit for slightly different reasons. While the Irish-isms don't annoy me that much, I can't abide seeing "text-speak", social media acronyms, emoticons, etc. Using them just makes you look retarded.

THIS is what the average Irishman will look like in 2100. Your thoughts, lads?

@80956309

Go away second level American.

Not the bus through Dublin now. There's some amount of filth, knackers and scum everywhere. Even little knacker children with their junkie parents hanging out on the footpath.
What's with all the derelict slum looking food places on the quay. Full of dubs.

Going through the docklands area. Look at all those pencil pushing desk wagies in their glass cage.
Stem degree® certified.

Grad Ireland is basically just "multinational funnel day". STEM is just there to get the country richer, not likely to be fulfilling to whatever drones accumulate in those fields anymore than manual work, hard or dexterous.

Could you reformulate that sentence in a way that actually makes sense please?

I'm doing an internship for 8 months in the docklands next year. The lifestyle entailed seems pretty depressing, definitely not going to work in Dublin when I graduate

I was agreeing with the other user's comment about the STEM meme just being a harder, slightly more well-paying version of office work. The push to get more students to do it through organisations like Grad Ireland is very transparent in what it actually is; not something there for getting students out of the school systems into jobs that will be good for them necessarily, just a way to get more people to throw their applications into the filters of more big multinational companies and become their work asset, in exchange for the Irish government getting more tax wealth from those big multinationals scooping up Irish students into graduate programmes, to end up working in that kind of lifestyle.

We're pumping out so many graduates right now though that graduate programmes are the only way that many Business and STEM graduates can get jobs straight out of college.

Coming into terminal 1 now. You stem fucks better prepare yourselves because I'm about to hop your skull off the floor.

That's what they'd like you to think.

Passing along your threat to conduct a violent act at an airport to the army ranger wing. You're dead kiddo.

Why is that?

Because implying necessity invalidates the alternative potentials.

What alternatives are there for the vast numbers of Business & STEM students the 3rd Level sector pumps out every uear?

Yeah generous grants and easier Leaving Cert papers have led to a saturation of degrees big time

At that stage in the process? None, but that's my point.

Is it not better to have a less than ideal solution rather than no solution at all?

>and easier Leaving Cert papers have led to a saturation of degrees big time
Project Maths in particular is a fucking joke compared to the old Leaving Cert Honours Maths paper.

A more comprehensive, creative solution.
And awareness that the root problem might not be the root problem, and the "solution" might be the teleological purpose of the "problem" itself.

Ireland.
The land of ire.

About right.

>Spain, the land of ass-pain

Agreed. It's ridiculous that higher level maths students now have to wait until college to learn simple things like integration by parts, substitution, fundamental matrix algebra, etc. Students 10 years ago had no problem so I don't see why today's one should have one. Plus the 25 extra points is forcing people into higher level when otherwise they wouldn't be there

I hate that yank dyke.

>minister for children
>wants to legalize killing babies

>Germany
>Many germs

Leaving cert is not an accurate indicator of one's intelligence or ability.

>minister for children
>rejects the foundation of family foundation
>rejects the natural function of women and men
Symbolic.
Honestly it was better in the "bad old days" when some children got covertly raped against the official morals people held, than this new system where children get murdered and mutilated for sexual grooming and everyone has to bow down in worship to it and castrate themselves in speech or get fucked over economically and even by the force of the law.

Leaving cert is an accurate indication of how fucking retarded this country is and how it has no vitality or spirit.

Are Irish people friendly to Iberians?

Woah... I love scumbags now

Some are, some aren't. Depends how sociable they are with good English.
"Spanish students" are a bit of a meme over here, and a lot of people are generally skeptical both of students and throngs of young people with black hair and tanned skin.

It's only an indicator of how fucked the education system is.

Are you /repeats/?

I can decently communicate using English.
I am shy tho. Perhaps slightly autistic.
I am not the (stereotypical I guess) "loud spanitard"

People won't give you shit, particularly in the university itself, so long as you can talk to people in classes and so on. People might expect you to be following the fast "casual" conversation but it's not really fair to expect a foreigner to get the speed and informality of the conversation.
Just be warned if you exclusively go around in groups of more than 4 other foreign students, people will be wary of you and not approach you. Groups of young people are looked down on in this country (mostly because they are raised poorly to take advantage of the fact there's no way for people to stop or punish them if they act aggressively or offensively), and if you loiter it's even worse because people will think you're loitering.

No I'm all grown up now but I'm more mature, focused and able to process and retain information better than I could as a confused teenager that hated every minute of school. The leaving cert means fuck all. If you're interested in something you'll do well in it.

What nonsense is this. Nobody looks down on groups of college students hanging out. The only thing people mind is groups of loud scumbags.
You'll be fine spanny, nobody will care as long as you aren't being a problem.

>What nonsense is this. Nobody looks down on groups of college students hanging out. The only thing people mind is groups of loud scumbags.
The overlap is so high people will mind their handbags and prepare to have to react to provocation.
Also no offence to Spaniards but the only group other than Spanish students who hang around in young and dark-featured mobs are gypsies, so there's that factor too.

Wawawiwa

>intelligence or ability.
Intelligence, no. Ability to study given material (important for 3rd level education), yes.

>and how it has no vitality or spirit.
What the fuck does that even mean?

Ireland must complete the system of Irish Idealism.

>Ability to study given material (important for 3rd level education)
AHAAHAHA
Even the fucking lecturers complain about how illiterate people are, and all I have to do to get a good grade is to read the material, evidencing that others don't really do it that well.

I don't tend to join groups with many foreigners (and if they include certain people, like Muslims, I might actively avoid them)

I would like to know what you mean by "loitering" in this context.
Do you mean smugly walking around with a pack of saggy-pants cap-wearing "thug friends"?

Reading the course material counts as studying user.

Jesus you're out of touch with reality. I'd say you're afraid of your own shadow. Don't mind this flute, spanny.

>I would like to know what you mean by "loitering" in this context.
>Do you mean smugly walking around with a pack of saggy-pants cap-wearing "thug friends"?
More or less. Most Spanish students tend to be either quiet, few in number, or unthreatening in behaviour.

I'm just always prepared to leave anyone who starts something thoroughly HEEMed.

Not when the task is actually just to read the thing and write about it, then it's just the basic task. The fact that so many are so bad at it is what I'm talking about.

>The fact that so many are so bad at it is what I'm talking about.
Well some people are just retarded.

>so many
>some
I can see you're one of them.

I'd say it's just the system being out of touch with reality.
Like, you can say grad ireland and the multinationals are providing a positive boon for the unrelated "problem" of "too many graduates with mickey mouse STEM degrees", or you can point out the relationship between the two stages as not being a linear causation.
Likewise, you could present the institutions of "education" in this country as being beset by an onslaught of students poorly prepared and unengaged, "because" of the poor qualities the students themselves possess, or because of another step of the "education system", or you could look at the problem as being one of assigning incorrect relations between objects that are not fit to fulfill the functions implicit in the definitions of the objects required for each system of relations.

If a group of university friends puts you in edge I'd say you'd be the one getting heemed.
3rd level is fucking easy. I was terrible in school but found the way 3rd level was taught to be much more enjoyable and I could digest it easier.

>nit-picking
Get off your high horse, user.

I fully agree, but that's such a complex and ingrained problem in the Irish education system that the work required to address it would be immense. However, I know for a fact some other European educations systems have overcome this problem and as a result have a far better education system.

>3rd level is fucking easy
Depends on the course.

>If a group of university friends puts you in edge I'd say you'd be the one getting heemed.
>N-no you!

>3rd level is fucking easy. I was terrible in school but found the way 3rd level was taught to be much more enjoyable and I could digest it easier.
~t. communications and sociology

>More or less.
Well, then I can assure that I don't do such a thing. And I don't know why anyone would exhibit such an idiotic behaviour.
Sincerely, you seem to show a picture of southerner migrants that does not correspond in any way to my reality.
The people in Spain that behave poorly, in a "threatening" manner like you say, are: Muslim migrants, Gyppos, and some low-class scum.

I am a rather civilized person. I like vidya, watching tv shows, reading, and drinking beer with good people when I can get past my social anxiety.
I have never harmed anyone. The only time I attacked a person it was because he spent his time bullying me. (he was a Greek piece of shit, by the way, how funny)

You seem more reasonable, fren. :DD

This has to be AA.

>You seem more reasonable, fren. :DD
He's not being reasonable, he's giving passive aggressive bad advice, something the worst kind of semi-West-Brit "Irish" people do.
He's the kind of scumbag who'll start shit then leave you and your Spanny friends to take the blame for it, I've seen it happen. (With Germans admittedly).

>no you.
Come on now. You're actually trying to argue that it's the norm for people to get nervous and on edge over a few Spanish friends.
Get a grip.

>You're actually trying to argue that it's the norm for people to get nervous and on edge over a few Spanish friends.
Fucking spastic, you assume people see a bunch of swarthy youths babbling in foreign language hanging around in the middle of the street, and can instantly tell a bunch of gypsies or Muslims (in Dublin) from mere Spanish students.
Even then, if they can tell they're students, that doesn't mean much given how shitty Irish students behave (following on from British chav culture, naturally).

What I would like to understand is why people would get nervous with Spaniards.
Maybe we are "sending" our worst scum, I don't know.
Most people here are just uber-normies, not thugs. (I'm from Barcelona, btw)

Is it simple because of physical features / language barrier ?

PS: we are literally tame tanned hipsters

>Most people here are just uber-normies
Why is your birth rate so shite then?

>Maybe we are "sending" our worst scum, I don't know.
Not really, it's just Spanish students congregate in groups far more tightly than anyone except troublemakers do in Ireland.
The language barrier is the only real problem, if people knew what the students were saying the instinctual caution would dissipate, particularly since they'd make more Irish friends that way and not have to go about in their ethnically exclusive groups (which is undeniably something you can't blame people for being suspicious of).
And it's only at a distance that the students can be mistaken for gypsies, and even then, the sex ratio and numbers of spanish students don't match gypsies at all. Gypsies go about in small numbers and the men are rarely seen on the street (following more the middle eastern way of carrying one's self), while it's generally only groups of gypsie women who congregate, and they all behave much more focused and aware of each other's movements like a military squad.

Incels aren't actually the main cause of low birth rates, of anything even.
It's normies who use contraception, incels are just the tea leaves of that concoction.

because we are uber-normies...?
How is it contradictory?
We have low birth rates because of that, precisely.
We are a very "progressive" country. The women are as slutty as so many places in Europe, everyone lives egotistically and for hedonism, ...
Foreigner faggots even come here en masse.

Only hispanic-american migrants, muslim migrants and gyppos have high birth-rates.

>can instantly tell a bunch of gypsies or Muslims (in Dublin) from mere Spanish students.
Yeah so If they can instantly tell then what are you pissing your nappy about? Nobody that isn't a huge autist worries about these things.
>Even then, if they can tell they're students, that doesn't mean much given how shitty Irish students behave
You're afraid of Irish students too yeah?
Lad you need help. It's normal to be cautious of groups of knackers and gypsies but students in general? Nah.
Speak for yourself please.
They don't get nervous. At the very most people find you annoying. But that's mostly the huge groups of English language students over for the summer and most of them are under 18

The person that's whining about how people might be afraid if you is an hand bag and a drama queen

During daylight hours in university towns, of course not, it's off hours when they're loitering around and often drunk.
Maybe your collection of mud hut hovels or row of Dublin bedsits has never had Irish students within 50km of it, let alone Spanish, but there's a reason they're clamping down on rag week in Galway and lots of landlords won't rent to students. They're simply a greater problem population than the rest of the population, particularly since as others have pointed out, they're letting in not just the intellectually middling but the mediocre and outright sub-par.

>he's at it again

Qt fin girls

>Finnair
Saying that as one word sounds funny.

BENIS

Is Ryanair the "official" Irish airline?

Also, have never seen Finnair on an airport

No. Aer lingus is.