Post the best Criterion Collection film
Post the best Criterion Collection film
Jack Bell
Ryan Harris
That's a great choice but it's not Salo :^D
Owen Rodriguez
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Grayson Morris
My pick if I want to impress people: Revanche
My pick if I'm being real: The Big Chill
Lincoln Ramirez
this is a stupid thread
may as well ask "post the best film from this arbitrary list of some of the most acclaimed films of all-time"
James Harris
>we need a vaguely eastern-european, weird-looking guy to play a Russ-
>I've already got Peter Stormare on the line, sir. Elya Baskin said no.
>GREAT! FUND IT!
>across the board room: FUND IT!
>secretary pops her head in: FUND IT! :D
>the desk phone panel blares, an old Jewish voice that everyone recognizes proudly heaves: "FUND IT!"
Benjamin Hughes
Boyhood
Matthew Murphy
That's not Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Evan Russell
You are a dumb person. The OP's prompt can also be validly interpreted as "which kino did Criterion do the best job of porting to their own home video release version."
Samuel Long
>implying that's what OP meant
highly improbable, and if he did, he would have likely explicitly stated it such
Wyatt Morgan
Is Criterion still a thing? I guess there will always be "serious film fans" in their 20s with expendable income. I'm glad I finally stopped buying this garbage.
Aaron Phillips
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Isaac Cook
Kill yourself nerd
Samuel Peterson
in your opinion, what is the best movie ever made?
Sebastian Jackson
Stopped buying media a long time ago, still enjoy pirating Criterion films
Aaron Ortiz
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Jayden Gomez
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Ryder Price
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Owen Gray
it's not the movies themselves, it's the retarded upcharge to make you feel like you're buying art
Jordan Allen
>Tangerine Dream score
Instantly bumps it up 2 points on the kinometer
Easton Young
any good extras on this?
Gavin Morgan
quit teasing
but yeah, pls post more fakes
Wyatt Thompson
They have sales every couple months so it's really not that expensive. And it costs them a lot to restore them, they put more effort into it then regular dvd companies do.
Nathaniel Ward
feature length commentary by Jonh Leguizamo in-character as Pestario "Pest" Vargas
it's the GOAT extra feature
Asher Rogers
Pic related unironically
Jose Johnson
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Christopher Wilson
Leguizamo was legitimately brilliant in this movie
Jeremiah Wood
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Nathaniel Green
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Jace Williams
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Grayson Hernandez
Criterion from another timeline.
Carter Hill
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Jeremiah Perry
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Carter Torres
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Nicholas Gray
Lol
Charles Ross
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Asher Collins
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Juan Gutierrez
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Henry Perry
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Chase Evans
this is legitimately a great fucking cover
Dominic Cox
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Nathaniel Thompson
Criterion did have it made
Samuel Jackson
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Luke Bell
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Robert Lopez
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Jonathan Hernandez
Favorite movie that's also on Criterion Collection is Ikiru, but Hausu is my favorite overall DVD because of the presentation and extras.
Andrew Thomas
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Julian Cox
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Angel Diaz
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Brody Garcia
>tfw Thora Birch intentionally sabotaged her career because she hates acting
Nolan Peterson
>mfw it's real
Justin Edwards
Everyone asked her to show her tits and tell stories about her pornstar mom, what would you have done?
Angel Allen
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Gabriel Hughes
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Julian Martinez
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Caleb Johnson
Can't wait for this to come out.
Benjamin Campbell
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Brody Murphy
Needs a Man running on the Blade.
Jose Johnson
this one's great
Angel Johnson
You have to give them points for technical quality tho. They do first class restorations from start to finish. Some companies do a first class job for the first 15 minutes and then start to save money. Still overpriced, so I now only buy Criterium on Ebay as a bottom-feeder.
Leo Roberts
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Chase White
I like Trollflojten and the Mikado.
Thomas Bell
this fucking movie man
Bentley Green
>"Post the best Criterion Collection film"
>no foreplay
>no teasing
>just posts the best Criterion Collection from the outset
OP, you need to build up more tension, more anticipation. You can't just money-shot all over the place.
Thomas Martin
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Juan Diaz
they're not out yet but Tree of Life and Stalker
Jason Lopez
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John Sanchez
Wow that's a really good choice but I'd probably pick The Big Chill.
Angel Ramirez
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Leo Wood
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Ethan Campbell
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Josiah Fisher
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Xavier Young
Badlands, Thin Red Line or Punch Drunk Love would be my favorite.
Nathan Bell
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Nathan Phillips
When I was a kid, I knew what the Exorcist was but never saw it. I only knew that it was supposedly the scariest movie, yadda yadda yadda. One day I was flicking around trying to find something to watch and landed on this thinking it was The Exorcist. I just sat there for 15 minutes watching it having no idea what the fuck was going on until I turned it off. Thanks for reminding me.
John Nguyen
kek
Noah Phillips
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Charles Sanders
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Jaxson Myers
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Kayden Cox
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Gabriel Gutierrez
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Thomas Collins
prove me wrong, u can't.
Landon Clark
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Xavier Walker
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Isaiah Ortiz
Best film
Nolan Bennett
Criterion has so much garbage I can't even tell which of these are bait and which are real.
Gavin Russell
Terry Zwigof is an underappreciated director
Dominic Reed
kek
Caleb Bell
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Anthony Cooper
House, Repo Man, and Videodrome are the only Criterion BDs I own, so those.
Ryan Hernandez
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Cameron Nelson
I seriously don't even know which is real and which is memeing anymore
Leo Rogers
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Daniel Brooks
House is definitely one of their better releases. Interesting commentary and extras, too. Now if they could only release the sequels...
Nicholas Cooper
They made the cover that way so nobody would ever want to buy it.
Ian Murphy
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Henry Jenkins
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Lucas Gray
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William Rogers
Kek'd heartily.
Jace Butler
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