/nrl/

>Manly sign Joel Thompson from St. George
>New Zealand sign Anthony Gelling on 1-year deal from Super League side Wigan

Right lads, lets get this bad boy to 100 posts

h-hello?

first for /afl/

Dairy.

DCElite

lads

it feels good to be home

inb4 retarded newcunts ask for source on op

Oi walkie you here mate

BASED Doggies will literally RIP THE FUCKING LEAGUE TO SHREDS. Now that we don't have DES MEMESLER holding us back with his medieval tactics, the real kennel will be UNLEASHED. I'm literally wheezing out loud at the thought of any other club believing that they can even compete. It's coming home to Belmore lads, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

So who's your tip for the spoon lads? Tigers for mine. They just look garbage from 1-17.

his names daly you retarded nip cunt

Cowboys
Roosters
Melbourne
Broncos

Roosters v Cowboys grand final.

souufs. tigers will win a few meme afternoon games

1. Dufty
2. MacDonald
3. Aitken
4. Lafai
5. Nighty
6. Widdop
7. Hunt
8. Vaughan
9. McInnes
10. Graham
11. Sims
12. Frizell
13. De Belin

Ah Mau
Latimore
Host/Leilua
Field

Literally who is STOPPING this team?

injuries 2bh

I'm giving you a (You) just because of the Leb flag. Good touch m8.

Only the BILdogs won't be winning shit. This is the year of GOATcastle.

TYBJ

>belmore
kek dont you mean your cavernous empty fucking stadium most definitely NOT located anywhere close to liverpool

Can't see the poosters 2.0 aka poocastle making the 8 2bh

I don't know why the other teams bother trying this season. Cowboys easily have the best team, the best coach and will enjoy an incredible amount of refball in 2018.

Can I get a quick rundown on him?

Storm aint winning shit now that Cronk is gone lad

OurTime.jpg

>mfw Cronk ruins the Roosters chemistry by not giving a fuck because he is too busy fucking Tara Rushton every day

Do you even know how to read, moron?
*notices I'm posting in /nrl/*
Right, I guess you can't.

Complete rundown on DCE

- love his mum
- hot sisters
- intelligent
- has respect for the game
- leads Manly and inspires them to turn up for each other
- not black
- nice bloke
- well spoken
- always kicks the field goal
- never chokes in golden point
- good captain
- gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude
- would win origin if he gets into the team
- doesn't want rubbish in Manly
- HATES tourists
- the refs can't touch him, and last but not least
- plays EXCELLENT football

Whoa. No need to be so hostile, lad. Do you want to talk about it? The /nrl/ family is here for you.

Don't ever reply to me again. I created and pioneered both /afl/ and /nrl/, created /rug/, and pioneered /cric/. Guess which of my children is my favourite? Hint: it's /afl/.

I officially claim Karina as my waifu for the year of 2018!

Sup Forums LITERALLY DRY HEAVING! POOcastle will finish bottom again and get liquidated. One poor season away from being another Seagulls!

>Origin Game III 2017
>It's 28-28. Golden Point
>NSW kick off
>The kick goes to Ben Hunt, who is playing instead of DCE
>He drops it cold
>He squats on the ground with his hands on his head as the NSW team run up the field
>Crowd is dead silent, you could hear a pin drop
>NSW scrum on the 10 metre line
>The pass goes straight to James Maloney who looks to line up for a field goal
>Suddenly he does a 180 and kicks the ball all the way down the other end of the field
>Commentators speechless
>Cameras pan back to the other side of the field in a panic
>Ball making its way down toward the ground
>The ball is caught by none other than Daly Cherry-Evans
>He's in a NSW jersey
>DCE sprints 90 m up field, stepping every QLD defender one by one on the way
>He gets to the goal and kicks it through the posts
>But catches it before it hits the ground and puts it down between the posts
>He also was playing advantage from a high tackle from Ben Hunt
>DCE gets awarded the NRL's first ever 9 point try, handing NSW the series
>A tear rolls down Johnathon Thurstons left cheek
>Kevin Walters places a revolver to his temple and pulls the trigger
>The crowd erupts into a roar, NSW fans cheer and QLD fans shriek
>The noise is so loud that the vibrations of the soundwaves disturb the natural equilibrium of the fabric of space-time
>The observable universe gradually begins to physically vibrate and distort
>Cooper Cronks nose temporarily realigns back to its original state
>The statue of Wally Lewis remorphs into DCE
>Dark matter is released and a black hole is created which collapses in on itself and swallows up the entire stadium, as well as the state of Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef
>At the epicenter of the void where Suncorp Stadium used to be lies a single inanimate object, rotating endlessly in the void
>Its a fan-made sign with a picture of DCE in his Queensland jersey from the 2015 Origin series
>The sign only features four words "It was his turn"
>Nothing beside remains.

We're here if you ever change your mind, friend. Never forget that /nrl/ always loves, always forgives, and always redeems.

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Unironically think Pearce will be NSW's saviour this year lads. Newcastle will save him, and in turn, he will save >us.

Anyone been playing around with the SC gold team picker? Also who makes the league and when does it get made?

Asian gf.

Stay well away from cleary lads, with pooloney there, hes going to be a bust

Stay well away from widdop lasd, with hunt there, hes going to be a bst

>newcastles night life is too tame for piss's liking
>instead of wasting his time boozing and fucking sluts, piss actually puts time into his game and trains harder
>joeys ghost finally blesses him
>finally realises his potential
>leads GOATcastle to the hip
>leads NSW to a 3-0 win
>becomes an immortal


>mullen hangs himself 3 days later

>Crichton
I legitimately, literally and unironically wish him the worst

bhunt isn't going to kick goals m8

I would enjoy this narrative.

The fuck are you on about? he's literally the best junior that the roosters have produced in a long time.

>Pouth Poodney going after Pooivasa Sheck

Did they not watch that game where Johnston made him look like a fucking goose?

Reminder /nrl/'s guys are Manly, and Cowboys are our backup guys.

>not Pooivasa-Kek

good post

150+ IQ post

its pooivasa-shit m8

going off sc, we mainly have cowshit fans m8

based /nrl/

Has SC announced a date yet?

A strawpoll just before the finals said Manly were a little bit more popular. Might be worth taking another one before this season starts.

>mfw manly win the hip

Imagine having Sackson Wastings as your 5/8 lads

australia day m8

Might as well just rename this thread /manly/

imagine being so put off by that, that your 'club' chases hodkinshit

that would be lachGOD crocELITE

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just remembered when matt tried to start the bitchly meme because I constantly shitposted GODly lads

Bit cross with big Mal. Took jake trbojevic for the roos side and fucking injured him. Not even gonna be fit for start of the season

>60 posts
>11 posters
Wow... /nrl/ really does run Sup Forums...

Will not be surprised when the media hype memes Tommy T into 5/8 2bh

Hastings will play 5/8th you spastic

good to be home lads

get a load of this faggot

Reported. Based Janny is on the books here at /nrl/, enjoy your 3-dayer.

He might start there, but Ttrbojet WILL play 5/8 this year

janny is /ourlad/

We're a tightly wound council that oversees everything m8. You couldn't even begin to comprehend our endgame.

based janny

>be a fullback
>good at running and support play
>happen to be on the end up sweeping backline movements so I always look good even if I didn't really do that much work
>my kicking and passing games aren't that great
>get memed as a 5/8 despite all this

t matt moylan

Decided to be a good goy and renew my membership lads, that's 6 years now

What club

Super League > Nonce Rugby League

Make your own general then faggot

Souths
Speaking of which this should be interesting

>getting rid of fatty
>hiring some woman to host
Just how based is the footy show ladies

how shit was the world cup. disgrace

What's a board that's hard to get (you)s on? My Sup Forums thread is approaching 250 replies, and i've had 4 Sup Forums, 2 Sup Forums, 3 Sup Forums and 1 /ck/ thread reach bump limit today.

I got over a thousand replies in about 20 minutes in a porn thread I made on Sup Forums years ago.

Which thread m8?

Based NEET

>collecting (you)s when we don't (you) people around here
Found the redditors lads

I need a challenge.

Does it have to be a quick board like those? Try a slower traffic board like /trv/

Slow boards are still pretty easy if you take into account the post rate.

Imagine actually still being interested in videogames lads

/nrl/ is Xbox One X territory.

I frequent 4 boards and my (You) rate is as follows:
1. Sup Forums (by far my strongest post to You ratio) 2. Sup Forums 3. /lit/ 4. /his/

I made a few of the /nrl/ threads that hit the big 1000 does that count?

Every /nrl/ thread always has my OC as OPs pic.
Get on my level you fucking peasants.

This is the state of Sup Forums today. Then I proceeded to post this image on Sup Forums and I got banned from all boards for apparently "ban evading" even though the ban was only on Sup Forums. Luckily for me I have a dynamic.

I got banned just for posting one of those numales holding a Switch

Who will the NRL creative team give the hip to this year lads? I'm thinking poothers or cuckboys

Might post some cp lads

Parramatta
>Longest current drought
>The Hayne Plane is back
>Somewhat decent

kek

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