Open door

>open door
>see this

What do you do?

>What do you do?
Follow the white rabbit like I'm told.

Stay home and play vidya.

The human race deserves to be enslaved.

close the door

If it's the weekend, take drugs and go to the awesome rave venue with them.

If it's during the week like in the movie, tell them that I have a fucking day job in the morning but we can chill next weekend or something.

call an ambulance for that poor lady that had a chandelier fall on her face

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches

DRAGULAAAAA

I was only like 10 when I first saw this movie and it creeped me the hell out. The tracker going into mouthless Neo's belly button fucked me up

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>open the door
>get on the floor
>errbody walk the dinosaur

Do a 180, pull my pants down and fart diarrhea everywhere

Who can honestly say they would not do the same?

Did Neo really have that bad of a life?
I imagine he made some decent money as a software engineer/hacker.

get my minidisc player with pirate mp3s of Metallica P2Pd off napster

He might have had some money but he was bored as fuck.

>"Sounds to me like you need to unplug, man"
>Neo literally gets unplugged

I've been bored for 5 years straight but I still haven't been unplugged

What was on the disks neo gave him?

This is why you aren't the one.

CP

Mescaline. It's the only way to fly.

lol

letting shady punk ass cyber criminals know your actually address

bravo mr anderson, bravo

I follow Annaliese Backcracknsack, of course.

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES

fuck the bitch wearing a slinky

i had that cuckvibe that the guy is a cuck and he wants to see neo fuck his gf while he watches

Cuck or swingers. Either way, I'd follow them.

redpilled af bro

STRUTH, LEAH!

memes

I politely tell them that I don't want buy any of the shit they're selling or join their cult, shut the door and get back to the computer shitposting on some bulletin board

Same could be said for Elliot from Mr Robot but he's lonely and depressed as fuck too

>implying it's not already

The code for The Matrix itself.

something to delete his parking violations

Maaate.

>door opens
>she comes in

Wat do?

hope her bf isn't filming us when we have sex

Go fetch my bottle of ether, a rag, and some rope